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Serena Williams Might Be Pregnant With A Superbaby

Boy or girl, this kid is going to be a beast… Rumor has it that the fetus has already gotten offers from several collegiate athletics programs. More »

Good Morning, Whatever The Hell’s Happening Here, And Other News

- Blake Lively might be the new Bond girl. [Lainey Gossip]

- Antoine Dodson’s son is in for a fun life. [Dlisted]

- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE]

- Courtney Stodden was a stripper trapped in a 10-year-old’s body. That came out all wrong. [Fishwrapper]

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Serena Williams Loves Those Bikinis and Other News

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- Bradley Cooper is the devil. Literally. [Huffington Post]

- Betty White’s been roped into this Marine Corps Ball/Friends With Benefits commercial. [Dlisted]

- David Beckham says his daughter was named after Harper Lee. No, really. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kate Upton has the… More »

Serena Williams in a Bikini and Other News

- Brooke Mueller went back to rehab. [Popeater]

- Gwyneth Paltrow eats fish sticks. I’m as shocked as you are. [Dlisted]

- Lady Gaga’s new album cover portrays her as an obnoxiously loud gaudy symbol of American excess. Irony not included. [Huffington Post]

- Jessica Simpson understands anatomy. [LaineyMore »

Serena Williams and Coco Should Fight

Hopefully this doesn’t sound racist, but I think Coco and Serena Williams should’ve fought while both of them were on the beach in Miami yesterday. In fact, to prove my intentions are pure, I’m willing to pay two Mexican midgets a dollar – That’s like a million bucks to them. – to sit on each… More »

Serena Williams in a Bikini

Here’s Serena Williams in Miami yesterday and without fail I’m going to be called a racist simply because I don’t express an immediate need to intercourse her in the face like I would, say, Bar Refaeli. Which is bullshit when you ask yourself “Why haven’t Tiger Woods and Jesse James been on top of… More »

Serena William has nipples

Serena Williams’ breasts apparently popped out of her bathing suit while vacationing in Barbados Sunday, so here she is looking like the human equivalent of a Sherman Tank with nipples. I don’t know whether to be aroused or use a tar-covered sock to slap a grenade to her hull like the end battle in… More »

Serena Williams in a bikini

These Serena Williams bikini pics taken in Miami might float some boats, or sink others. The important thing is I posted them like some sort of bikini-posting hero who doesn’t care about age, race, or the ability to snap a man in half with one hand. But honest question: Do you think Common wears football… More »

Serena Williams still wearing a bikini

Tennis star Serena Williams went surfing yesterday in Hawaii with her rapper boyfriend Common. Whoa, wait. I understand she’s built for strength not beauty, but she’s dating Common? Jesus, I wonder how often they have this conversation:

COMMON: Baby, I did it again – with a grizzly bear. I really, really thought it was… More »

Serena Williams in a bikini

Wait. Did I miss the “Third Annual Try to Look Manlier than Brooke Hogan in a Bikini Contest?” Goddammit.

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