Posts tagged "Selena Gomez"

That’s Selena Gomez’s Camel Toe

Apparently Selena Gomez gained all of her weight in the vagina. Neat.

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2015

Selena Gomez Read What You Said About Her Bikini Photos

Selena Gomez responds to online criticism of her latest bikini photos.

By: The Superficial / April 17, 2015

This Is Selena Gomez In A Bikini

This post has photos of Selena Gomez in a bikini. If you're expecting more than that information, you will be disappointed.

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2015

Selena Gomez Swimsuit Photos, Anyone?

Selena Gomez is soaking wet in a swimsuit. You click now.

By: The Superficial / April 10, 2015

Selena Gomez’s Sideboob Will Dance For You Now

Selena Gomez's breasts bounce all over the place in Zedd's new video. You're welcome.

By: The Superficial / March 12, 2015

Selena Gomez Is Topless (In Theory)

Selena Gomez poses topless for the cover of V Magazine which is not at all creepy because she looks more like 12-years-old than she has in years.

By: The Superficial / February 17, 2015

The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed

And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They work totes hard. THE

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

Selena Gomez Showed Her Ankle In A Mosque

Posted by Photo Boy Because religion is perfectly grounded in logic and reason, one of the rules of mosque etiquette is that a woman's skin should be covered at all times. Allah hates lady skin. I mean sure, He created it out of nothingness to serve as a biological barrier against the airborne diseases He…

By: Photo Boy / January 2, 2015

AMAs: Selena Gomez Didn’t Wear A Bra

I wasn't joking about gunning through these, so here's Selena Gomez at the AMAs where she wore a braless dress and cry-sang about Justin Bieber because 22-year-olds are dumb. Congratulations, you are now the foremost expert on all things Selena Gomez and may now demand the severed, gilded hands of your co-workers' children as tribute.

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014

Selena Gomez’s Breasts Wore This

There've been enough awful posts over the past two weeks that everyone should know how this works: I write about something terrible like child abuse, and then follow it up with pictures of sexually attractive celebrities so everyone's distracted with an erection and/or how simple and disgusting men are. It's fucking crazy effective. On that…

By: The Superficial / November 10, 2014

Good Morning, JLo’s Butt, And Other News

- What exactly does Kate Middleton do? I'm seriously asking. [Lainey Gossip] - All the sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey had to be reshot. I bet there wasn't enough pube pulling. [Dlisted] - Bouncing Breasts GIFs, anyone? [theCHIVE] - Liberals made Bristol Palin get drunk and start a fight or something. [Fishwrapper] -…

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014

Selena Gomez Walks Around Her House Naked

After every awful post about child predators, or in this case the authors who defend them, I like to try and bring eveybody back to a happy place. So here's Selena Gomez telling Ellen she likes to walk naked around her new, Justin Bieber-free house. As for what you're supposed to do with that information,…

By: The Superficial / October 16, 2014

Taylor Swift’s Trying To Bang Selena Gomez!

Okay, that headline might seem like sensationalistic click-bait, but I honestly don't know how else you read this Selena Gomez quote without getting the impression that Taylor Swift wants to passionately tongue her vagina in a Brooklyn brownstone while Karlie Kloss watches from a window, her jealously steaming in the nighttime rain. E! News reports:…

By: The Superficial / October 8, 2014

Justin Bieber Ditched Selena Gomez For The Kardashians

So here's how Selena Gomez's trip to Paris Fashion Week went: 1. Before, or as soon as, she got there, Justin Bieber checked into a hotel with Kendall Jenner. 2. When she showed up to the same show as him later, he spent the entire time with the Kardashians. And 3. When she gave u…

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014

Take Pictures Of My Boy #BBare And You Get Your Shit Crashed Into, Son

Picture dis: You're riding your ATV across da Canadian sunset wit #YoBestHo behind you, rubbin' her fake titties all over yo back when outta nowhere, mothafuckin paparazzi show up in a minivan and start takin' pictures! Now do you: A. Keep ridin' dat ho in da sunset. 2. Tell them mothafuckas to step off. Or…

By: The Superficial / September 2, 2014

Shit, Y’All Know Dave & Buster’s Is #BBare’s House

YO! Getcha ass up off my boy's skeeball. AND STAY OUT DA BALL PIT. Tap Maple Zizzurp: Justin and Selena Gomez were at Dave & Buster's Monday night when a fan started taking cell phone pics and video of the two. Law enforcement sources say ... Justin lunged at the guy ... in an attempt…

By: The Superficial / August 26, 2014

Selena Gomez Has Breasts And Other News

- Benedict Cumberbatch did the Ice Bucket Challenge naked. Go to him, Cumberbitches! [Lainey Gossip] - Floyd Mayweather responded to 50 Cent with $72 million. [Dlisted] - If you manage to scroll past the first pic, you're goddamn Superman. [theCHIVE] - The creepiest Wilmer Valderrama pic you'll ever see in your life. [Fishwrapper] - Jennifer

By: The Superficial / August 25, 2014

And Selena Gomez Is Banging Justin Bieber Again God F*cking Dammit!

Because getting swatted at by Orlando Bloom (for a good reason) makes you look like a sad puppy, Selena Gomez is apparently over banging European dudes and/or Cara Delevingne at the same time and back to thinking Justin Bieber won't screw whores behind her back. So here's the two of them leaving Bible study Wednesday…

By: The Superficial / August 15, 2014

The 2014 Teen Choice Awards

Someone just spotted Kim Kardashian. I've grown old enough where I've forgotten what it's like to be a teenager and now hate them for their youthful vigor and freedom to make stupid choices with abandon. Case in point: I once drove an hour to the nearest Best Buy to buy Limp Bizkit's Significant Other. A…

By: The Superficial / August 11, 2014

Those Are Selena Gomez’s Ass Cheeks

Photo Boy and I are catching Guardians of The Galaxy in the morning, so almost like she sensed we could really use eight billion pageviews to justify beefing an entire business day, here's Selena Gomez wearing tiny shorts with her ass cheeks hanging out. Which just goes to show how deep of a connection we…

By: The Superficial / July 31, 2014
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