Posts tagged "See-Through"

Rita Ora’s Painted Nipples, Anyone?

Rita Ora had stars painted on her nipples. You needed to know this.

The Superficial / August 27, 2015

It’s Kate Upton’s Naked Butt Kind Of

Kate Upton’s not even really naked butt is storming the Internet.

The Superficial / July 28, 2015

Good Morning, Giant Pregnant Boobs, And Other News

Olivia Munn went full spandex Psylocke. [Lainey Gossip]

Anthony Bourdain wonders when Guy Fieri will de-douche. [Dlisted]

Amy Schumer saved Katie Couric’s marriage. [The Frisky]

Pete Berg is a dick? Who knew? [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links.

The Superficial / July 17, 2015

Someone Flew A Flag of Kim Kardashian Blowing Ray J At Glastonbury

A flag of Kim Kardashian blowing Ray J during their sex tape was flown during Kanye West’s Glastonbury performance because clearly God is real, and He hates the same people as me.

The Superficial / June 29, 2015

Kim & Kylie In The See-Through Battle For Titty View Yacht

Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner basically wore the same outfit to the same event. This is getting good.

The Superficial / June 25, 2015

Julianne Hough Has The World’s Smallest Nipples

You can see Julianne Hough’s nipple through her dress provided your eyes have extraordinary powers and abilities thanks to Earth’s yellow sun.

The Superficial / May 20, 2015

Natalie Portman’s Underwear Is A False Idol

You could totally see Natalie Portman’s underwear at Cannes. Like where her butt goes.

The Superficial / May 18, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Rihanna’s Naked Under There

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

The Superficial / December 29, 2014

What The Hell Is A Charli XCX?

I have no idea who or what a Charli XCX is, but everybody apparently lost their shit yesterday over her outfits for the Billboard Women In Music Luncheon and Jingle Ball So here are those for you to potentially misplace your own shit over and then maybe have a little treasure hunt trying to find…

The Superficial / December 16, 2014

Those Are Khloe Kardashian’s Nipples

I used up all my word juice on the Bertney post, so for these pics of Khloe Kardashian’s nipples at French Montana’s birthday party all you get is me saying, I thought Sasquatches birthed litters. Why aren’t there six of them? Now enjoy these spilling into the pics of her insane buttpud because I love/hate…

The Superficial / November 10, 2014

Is Kylie Jenner Dating Tyga? A Post With Kim Kardashian’s Nipple In It

There’s a persistent rumor going around that 17-year-old Kylie Jenner is dating Tyga, a 25-year-old rapper, which her family denies so you know it’s definitely happening. And while that seems questionable as hell, you can see Kim Kardashian’s nipples through her dress, so let’s focus on that and let Kylie’s mother worry about that other…

The Superficial / October 13, 2014

Rita Ora’s Butt Isn’t Stephen Collins

Yesterday, Hilary Duff’s butt took our minds off the Stephen Collins god-awfulness, so today it’s Rita Ora’s which isn’t quite as awesome, but I’m pretty sure it’s never said it wants to fellate a baby, so just shut up and look at it. Everything is happy. We’re in the happy place…
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The Superficial / October 9, 2014

‘Please, Just Let Me Look At Fashion With My Tits And My Baby’

“Guys, guys, please. I’m just a working mom trying to sit front row at a Paris fashion show with my tits and my baby. And Kanye West. I don’t know how you always show up when I’m out with my tits and my baby, and Kanye West, but you probably think I’m going to get…

The Superficial / September 29, 2014

Good Morning, Ashley Lee, And Other News

- Chris Pratt has to put up with Ariana Grande this weekend. [Lainey Gossip]
- Paula Deen is changed, y’all. [Dlisted]
- Girls Tugging On Their Clothes is why we Internet. [theCHIVE]
- James Franco is still writing shitty poetry about not banging Lindsay Lohan. [Fishwrapper]
– My mom wouldn’t let me watch The Simpso…

The Superficial / September 24, 2014

If Only There Was Some Way To Tell If Lady GaGa Has A New Album Out

If you’re wondering why I put stars over Lady Gaga’s pasties, trust me when I say that from far away – say the exact distance you’re boss would be standing – the fabric of her dress creates a circular effect that looks exactly like a nipple. Which is also why I’m typing five feet away…

The Superficial / September 23, 2014

Rihanna To CBS: ‘F*ck You For Pulling My Song’

In light of the Ray Rice incident, CBS decided to pull “Run This Town” from Thursday Night Football because Rihanna was the victim of domestic violence, so let’s make her feel ashamed to have her music broadcast before the sacred and holy communion of NFL football. Except now they want to play her song thi…

The Superficial / September 16, 2014

Hey, TLC, Shut Up And Let Rihanna Be Naked

During an interview on an Australian radio show, TLC decided to go off on Rihanna being naked all the time which is her goddamn right as an American who’s really Barbadian butt royalty if you want to argue over semantics. Via Jezebel:

“Every time I see you, you don’t have to be naked,”…

The Superficial / June 6, 2014

Yup, Rihanna’s Naked Under There

Jonah Hill got caught calling a pap a faggot, so I’m going to save my word-juice for that, and immediately get out of the way of Rihanna and her clearly visible nipples from last night’s CFDA Awards because exactly five people are reading this, and four of you want to tell everybody how your aunt…

The Superficial / June 3, 2014

Rihanna’s Nipple Ring and Something About Her Tattoo

So this post has a little something for everybody: For those of you who don’t give a shit about who or what is written on Rihanna’s neck, you can put your squinting caps on and look for her nipple ring in the Full Size versions. It’s like Where’s Waldo but without the scroll, wizard or…

The Superficial / August 13, 2010

Pamela Anderson is See-Throughy and Other News

- Justin Bieber is writing a memoir already. Oh, good, I look forward to seeing Chapter 4: Kim Kardashian Touched Me Places being listed as Exhibit A. [Popeater]
- Lady GaGa doesn’t want men to steal the creativity out of her vagina. No, really. [Dlisted]
- Sofia Vergara’s still working the cleave. [Hollywood Tuna]
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The Superficial / August 2, 2010
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