Posts tagged "Sean Preston"

Britney Spears’ Kids Are In Her New Video

Because every small boy should see their mother jump into a children’s movie and dance in a sexy red dress, here’s Britney Spears’ new video for “Ooh La La” from The Smurfs 2 soundtrack starring her sons Jayden James and Sean Preston. Who actually do a good job except I want to know why changed…

The Superficial / July 11, 2013

UPDATE: Kevin Federline’s ‘Brother’ Claims He’s The Real Father of Sean Preston

“If Stawbucks won’t put whipt cream on mama’s puppy, McDonald’s will!”

Kevin Federline is the case study in man gold-digging, so it only makes sense his brother Christopher grew tired of working for a living and wants in on the Britney Spears’ gravy train now. Except unlike a true Federline he’s still under…

The Superficial / December 27, 2012

Kevin Federline wants his own reality show

Because KFC doesn’t grow on trees, Kevin Federline wants to pitch a new reality show featuring his girlfriend VIctoria Prince and his sons Sean and Jayden according to E! News:
“Victoria is a big part of the series,” says the source. “They are not engaged, but she lives with him full-time in his place i…

The Superficial / July 21, 2009

Jayden James is a traitor!

Britney Spears’ sons Jayden James and Sean Preston seem to be adapting nicely to Kevin Federline’s girlfriend Victoria Prince. He recently took all of them, along with his children from Shar Jackson, up to the mountains for a getaway. This marks the first time I’ve seen a blonde woman holding Jayden in the woods where…

The Superficial / January 29, 2009

Kevin Federline’s girlfriend slowly becoming ‘Mommy that doesn’t try to eat us’

Kevin Federline’s new girlfriend Victoria Prince has been spending some quality time with Jayden James and, get the fuck out, Sean? Didn’t see that coming. TMZ reports:
K-Fed and his new girlfriend, Victoria Prince, took Sean Preston and Jayden James out for lunch at a Japanese restaurant in Fresno this weekend — where Prince played…

The Superficial / January 21, 2009

Britney Spears has adorable family moment where I’m surprisingly not frightened for her children

Here’s a family photo of Britney Spears with her sons Sean and Jayden outside of her mom’s house in Louisiana New Year’s Eve. They’re all snazzed up for Bryan Spears’ wedding which they never made it to because Britney tried to feed Sean to that nutcracker back there. Okay, I might’ve made that up, but…

The Superficial / January 7, 2009

Britney Spears’ Season Greetings

Britney Spears recorded a holiday greeting for her website, and it also stars Jayden James and Sean Preston. Of course, half of Sean’s face is cut off because market research shows he’s not a successful driver in the fourth quarter. Maybe if he’d stayed tiny and cute like his brother,…

The Superficial / December 11, 2008