Posts tagged "Seal"

Heidi Klum & Seal Might Get Back Together

"Oh, how I've missed your space boob..." "Mind-bone me, Norrin Seal!" According to In Touch Weekly, Heidi Klum and Seal might be getting back together after spending two years banging other people. So I'm just going to assume that was a simple matter of her agreeing to stay out of his camera room, and him…

By: The Superficial / June 19, 2014

Seal Wins ‘Most Depressing’ Costume

Halloween was always Seal and Heidi Klum's holiday. In 2010, they were the Silver Surfer and his alien space lover whose tits he can't stop silver-grabbing, and the year after that they wore anatomically correct ape costumes that still have me convinced Rick Baker is tied up in Heidi Klum's basement where she hits him…

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2012

Seal Wants Everyone To Know Heidi Klum’s Sleeping With Her Bodyguard

If you're like me, you probably spend a lot of time wondering just how mad Seal gets if you violate his special camera room, and it's apparently this mad. This is how mad he gets. Via TMZ: "I preferred Heidi would have showed a little bit more class and at least waited until we separated…

By: The Superficial / September 4, 2012

Seal’s ‘Special Camera Room’ Ruined His Marriage

"I sense he's left the room, mother. Let us make haste and adjust the dials!" Since word got out over the weekend that Heidi Klum and Seal were calling it quits, there've been a ton of rumors as to what went wrong, but my personal favorite has to be Seal's private camera room that he…

By: The Superficial / January 24, 2012

Heidi Klum & Seal Officially Separate

When a couple dresses up as that time the Silver Surfer made a reconnaissance mission to the Yam Nebula of Purple Tittylon 7 for Halloween, you just assume theirs is a love that will stand the test of time. Which is why with sad news, and a heavy heart, I can confirm that Heidi Klum

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2012

There’s The F*cked Up Heidi & Seal I Know

Apparently Heidi Klum has two Halloween parties which I seem to forget every year, because here she is with Seal last night proving that, yes, they can top last year's Silver Surfer's Alien Yam Bonanza. And how did they top it? Ape nipples. Heidi Klum gave her costume ape nipples. In the meantime, anyone find…

By: The Superficial / November 1, 2011

Heidi Klum in a Bikini and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Louis CK invited Dane Cook onto his show. This should be good. [Huffington Post] - The Kings of Leon are too tired to keep touring. No, really. [Dlisted] - Ryan Reynolds brought Sandra Bullock to the premiere of The Change-Up. Does his penis have a swastika, too? [Lainey Gossip] -…

By: Photo Boy / August 2, 2011

Seriously, Heidi Klum & Seal. What in The Hell?

Every Halloween Heidi Klum throws a lavish party where she inevitably shows up in the most elaborate costume known to man, making everyone else look like cheap assholes. And this year was no exception. Only this time around she roped Seal into what I almost want to say constitutes slavery if it weren't for all…

By: The Superficial / November 1, 2010

Katie Price likes to drink

- Peter Andre blames Katie Price's drinking for their divorce. Hey, what else is a married, giant-breasted woman supposed to do all day? She didn't buy those things to clean the oven with. Or did she? Because mine's looking a bit dingy... [Allie is Wired] - Heidi Klum and Seal renew their vows by dressing…

By: The Superficial / May 12, 2009