*moves lever from Classy back to Smut position*
Here’s Hayden Panettiere spending last week with Scotty McKnight in Mexico, and remember when I used to be freakishly obsessed with her but then she stopped wearing a cheerleader outfit on Heroes and turned 18? Those events were entirely coincidental. (My official stance is giant… More »
Hey! Why don’t you stick to your own kind, Hayden Panettiere?
(Alright, Peter Dinklage, she’s practically putty in your hands. Now what I’m going need you to do is put on this Robin costume and ride in this sidecar attached to a motorcycle I hastily put cardboard wings on to look like the… More »
Apparently reports of Hayden Panettiere dating Marc Sanchez of the New York Jets were only slightly wrong because it turns out she’s actually dating his childhood friend, and now teammate, Scotty McKnight. So of course it wasn’t long until this May article from the New York Post turned up:
McKnight, a former Colorado… More »