Posts tagged "Scotty McKnight"

Hayden Panettiere’s Experiment With Normal Sized Penis is Over

Posted by Photo Boy
Hayden Panettiere thought she would be just fine bouncing from Wladimir Klitschko to Scotty McKnight. But now that’s ended as well and I’d like to just say, I saw this coming. TMZ:
Sources tell us … the two broke up a couple of weeks ago … but it wasn’t a nasty…

Photo Boy | December 11, 2012 - 1:20 pm

It’s Hayden Panettiere In A Bikini

*moves lever from Classy back to Smut position*
Here’s Hayden Panettiere spending last week with Scotty McKnight in Mexico, and remember when I used to be freakishly obsessed with her but then she stopped wearing a cheerleader outfit on Heroes and turned 18? Those events were entirely coincidental. (My official stance is giant fucking. She…

The Superficial | July 9, 2012 - 11:06 am

It’s Hayden Panettiere In a Bikini

Hey! Why don’t you stick to your own kind, Hayden Panettiere?
(Alright, Peter Dinklage, she’s practically putty in your hands. Now what I’m going need you to do is put on this Robin costume and ride in this sidecar attached to a motorcycle I hastily put cardboard wings on to look like the Batcycle per…

The Superficial | April 12, 2012 - 1:45 pm

Hayden Panettiere’s New Boyfriend
Seems Nice

Apparently reports of Hayden Panettiere dating Marc Sanchez of the New York Jets were only slightly wrong because it turns out she’s actually dating his childhood friend, and now teammate, Scotty McKnight. So of course it wasn’t long until this May article from the New York Post turned up:
McKnight, a former Colorado receiver and…

The Superficial | June 9, 2011 - 1:35 pm