Posts tagged "Scott Disick"

Chris Brown’s Helping Scott Disick Stay Sober

Chris Brown will help Scott Disick stay sober now, because having a two-year-old babysit an infant is a great idea.

Photo Boy | December 28, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Scott Disick Is In Rehab Again

Of course Scott Disick went to rehab for his kids. Why? Is something else going on?

Photo Boy | October 15, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Scott Disick Wants His Own Show Now

I respect Lamar Odom’s “let’s do another one” decision way more than what Scott Disick’s doing with his life.

Photo Boy | October 14, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Scott Disick Is Banging An 18-Year-Old

Can Scott Disick be more of a douche? Yes. Yes, he can.

The Superficial | October 5, 2015 - 11:11 am

Here’s What’s Happening With Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick

How are Kourtney and Scott doing? Let’s pretend to find out.

The Superficial | July 30, 2015 - 10:49 am

Kanye West to Scott Disick: ‘Real Men Don’t Abandon Their Family!’

Kanye West is furious about Scott Disick abandoning his family. Kanye is performing in Ottawa tonight.

Photo Boy | July 9, 2015 - 1:45 pm

Kourtney Kardashian Finally Dumped Scott Disick

Kourtney Kardashian has finally dumped Scott Disick who apparently hasn’t been home in a month.

The Superficial | July 6, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Is Our King Apparently

Because she’s the hot one, I like to pretend Kourtney Kardashian is better than the rest of her family except that requires ignoring the fact she keeps letting Scott Disick put babies in her. Which gets harder and harder to do after each kid because they’re up to three now, and this one Kourtney named…

The Superficial | December 22, 2014 - 9:55 am

Jay Z & Beyonce Won’t Attend Kim & Kanye’s Wedding Because It’s A Reality Special

So remember not even an hour ago when I said the Gwyneth Paltrow post was the feel good story of the day? Ignore that. Forget I said that. This is the feel good story of the day. If not our entire lives. Via The Daily Mail:

Jay Z and Beyonce have reportedly turned…

The Superficial | April 22, 2014 - 1:29 pm

Kourtney Kardashian’s In A Bikini

II. Pre-purchase identification

A Kardashian must always be viewed from the hindquarters for the best price determination. These guidelines will help ascertain precisely which sister you’re bidding on and how to differentiate the three:

The Superficial | April 21, 2014 - 2:26 pm

Scott Disick’s Penis: Don’t Call It A Hammbone

While it’s true I hate Scott Disick and would throw cancer in his face should the opportunity present itself, I am, however, personally invested in making sure women know that thin pretty boys who obsessed over hair care products while the other boys hunted, fished, and date raped your sister have surprisingly large dicks. So…

The Superficial | March 24, 2014 - 1:00 pm

Oh, Good, Khloe Turned Kim Into Boots

Now that I’ve indulged myself with True Detective porn, let’s get back to celebrity asses (before I talk about guns). What? Did you hear something? Here’s Khloe Kardashian making it abundantly clear she’s single as hell by strutting around her Sasquatch ass and titties. More importantly, I like how the whole family wore Kim’s hide…

The Superficial | March 10, 2014 - 2:01 pm

Kim Kardashian & Blac Chyna Just Broke The Ass/Time Continuum

Fuck snark. Someone get a physicist to explain to me right now how the hell these two walked into the same building and everyone inside didn’t ooze out the window like a Play-Doh Factory. Because the only explanation I keep coming up with is black magic which seems kind of racist. And yet…

The Superficial | September 25, 2013 - 11:45 am

Kourtney Kardashian Claims Paternity Test Proves Scott Disick Is Mason’s Father

Did I have to use the breastfeeding pics? Yes. Yes, I did.

Back in May, Premo Stallone, I refuse to call him Michael Girgenti and you can’t make me, went to the press saying he was suing Kourtney Kardashian for custody of Mason after she refused to submit him to a paternity test…

The Superficial | August 16, 2013 - 12:06 pm

Kanye West’s ‘American Psycho’ Short Film Starring Scott Disick Is F*cking Awful

It seems like only seven days ago, Kanye West announced a new American Psycho promo short starring Scott Disick as Patrick Bateman, and yet here it is already. Which will stop being surprising once you watch it because Yeezus Christ. You’d think that after years of memorizing scripts of the Kardashian’s fake life, Scott Disick…

The Superficial | June 18, 2013 - 10:30 am
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