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Sign This NDA So Scott Disick Can Cry Into Your Vagina, It’ll Be Fun

Scott Disick will rock you. But first, sign here.

Mike Redmond | March 4, 2016 - 1:25 pm

Carlton Just Lit Scott Disick’s Ass Up

Alfonso Ribeiro doesn’t give a fuck about Scott Disick.

Mike Redmond | February 17, 2016 - 1:01 pm

Chris Brown’s Helping Scott Disick Stay Sober

Chris Brown will help Scott Disick stay sober now, because having a two-year-old babysit an infant is a great idea.

Carmen Ribecca | December 28, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Scott Disick Is In Rehab Again

Of course Scott Disick went to rehab for his kids. Why? Is something else going on?

Carmen Ribecca | October 15, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Scott Disick Wants His Own Show Now

I respect Lamar Odom’s “let’s do another one” decision way more than what Scott Disick’s doing with his life.

Carmen Ribecca | October 14, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Scott Disick Is Banging An 18-Year-Old

Can Scott Disick be more of a douche? Yes. Yes, he can.

Mike Redmond | October 5, 2015 - 11:11 am

Here’s What’s Happening With Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick

How are Kourtney and Scott doing? Let’s pretend to find out.

Mike Redmond | July 30, 2015 - 10:49 am

Kanye West to Scott Disick: ‘Real Men Don’t Abandon Their Family!’

Kanye West is furious about Scott Disick abandoning his family. Kanye is performing in Ottawa tonight.

Carmen Ribecca | July 9, 2015 - 1:45 pm

Kourtney Kardashian Finally Dumped Scott Disick

Kourtney Kardashian has finally dumped Scott Disick who apparently hasn’t been home in a month.

Mike Redmond | July 6, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Is Our King Apparently

Because she’s the hot one, I like to pretend Kourtney Kardashian is better than the rest of her family except that requires ignoring the fact she keeps letting Scott Disick put babies in her. Which gets harder and harder to do after each kid because they’re up to three now, and this one Kourtney named…

Mike Redmond | December 22, 2014 - 9:55 am

Jay Z & Beyonce Won’t Attend Kim & Kanye’s Wedding Because It’s A Reality Special

So remember not even an hour ago when I said the Gwyneth Paltrow post was the feel good story of the day? Ignore that. Forget I said that. This is the feel good story of the day. If not our entire lives. Via The Daily Mail:

Jay Z and Beyonce have reportedly turned…

Mike Redmond | April 22, 2014 - 1:29 pm

Kourtney Kardashian’s In A Bikini

II. Pre-purchase identification

A Kardashian must always be viewed from the hindquarters for the best price determination. These guidelines will help ascertain precisely which sister you’re bidding on and how to differentiate the three:

Mike Redmond | April 21, 2014 - 2:26 pm

Scott Disick’s Penis: Don’t Call It A Hammbone

While it’s true I hate Scott Disick and would throw cancer in his face should the opportunity present itself, I am, however, personally invested in making sure women know that thin pretty boys who obsessed over hair care products while the other boys hunted, fished, and date raped your sister have surprisingly large dicks. So…

Mike Redmond | March 24, 2014 - 1:00 pm

Oh, Good, Khloe Turned Kim Into Boots

Now that I’ve indulged myself with True Detective porn, let’s get back to celebrity asses (before I talk about guns). What? Did you hear something? Here’s Khloe Kardashian making it abundantly clear she’s single as hell by strutting around her Sasquatch ass and titties. More importantly, I like how the whole family wore Kim’s hide…

Mike Redmond | March 10, 2014 - 2:01 pm
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