Posts tagged "Scott Disick"

Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Is Our King Apparently

Because she’s the hot one, I like to pretend Kourtney Kardashian is better than the rest of her family except that requires ignoring the fact she keeps letting Scott Disick put babies in her. Which gets harder and harder to do after each kid because they’re up to three now, and this one Kourtney named…

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014

Jay Z & Beyonce Won’t Attend Kim & Kanye’s Wedding Because It’s A Reality Special

So remember not even an hour ago when I said the Gwyneth Paltrow post was the feel good story of the day? Ignore that. Forget I said that. This is the feel good story of the day. If not our entire lives. Via The Daily Mail:

Jay Z and Beyonce have reportedly turned…

By: The Superficial / April 22, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian’s In A Bikini

II. Pre-purchase identification

A Kardashian must always be viewed from the hindquarters for the best price determination. These guidelines will help ascertain precisely which sister you’re bidding on and how to differentiate the three:

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2014

Scott Disick’s Penis: Don’t Call It A Hammbone

While it’s true I hate Scott Disick and would throw cancer in his face should the opportunity present itself, I am, however, personally invested in making sure women know that thin pretty boys who obsessed over hair care products while the other boys hunted, fished, and date raped your sister have surprisingly large dicks. So…

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2014

Oh, Good, Khloe Turned Kim Into Boots

Now that I’ve indulged myself with True Detective porn, let’s get back to celebrity asses (before I talk about guns). What? Did you hear something? Here’s Khloe Kardashian making it abundantly clear she’s single as hell by strutting around her Sasquatch ass and titties. More importantly, I like how the whole family wore Kim’s hide…

By: The Superficial / March 10, 2014

Kim Kardashian & Blac Chyna Just Broke The Ass/Time Continuum

Fuck snark. Someone get a physicist to explain to me right now how the hell these two walked into the same building and everyone inside didn’t ooze out the window like a Play-Doh Factory. Because the only explanation I keep coming up with is black magic which seems kind of racist. And yet…

By: The Superficial / September 25, 2013

Kourtney Kardashian Claims Paternity Test Proves Scott Disick Is Mason’s Father

Did I have to use the breastfeeding pics? Yes. Yes, I did.

Back in May, Premo Stallone, I refuse to call him Michael Girgenti and you can’t make me, went to the press saying he was suing Kourtney Kardashian for custody of Mason after she refused to submit him to a paternity test…

By: The Superficial / August 16, 2013

Kanye West’s ‘American Psycho’ Short Film Starring Scott Disick Is F*cking Awful

It seems like only seven days ago, Kanye West announced a new American Psycho promo short starring Scott Disick as Patrick Bateman, and yet here it is already. Which will stop being surprising once you watch it because Yeezus Christ. You’d think that after years of memorizing scripts of the Kardashian’s fake life, Scott Disick…

By: The Superficial / June 18, 2013

Kanye’s Putting Scott Disick In His Videos Now

If every photo like this there’s always a Joe Francis in the background falling in love with the birthday boy.

For his next music video, Kanye West – I’m sorry, Yeezus. West is his “slave name.” – wanted to have James Franco recreate the scene in American Psycho where Christian Bale talks about…

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2013

So Kourtney Kardashian Could Lose Custody of Mason If She Refuses A Paternity Test

Back in 2009, I posted about a male model named Premo Stallone who claimed he was the real father of Kourtney Kardashian’s baby because she hooked up with him 10 months before Mason was born when she was on a break from Scott Disick. The whole story went away pretty quickly and nobody thought anything…

By: The Superficial / May 16, 2013

So Whoever Dressed Up As Robin Is The One Who Gets Penetrated. Got It.

I honestly didn’t set out to make it look like Paris’s Batman wants to trade Robins with Batgirl, but now that I think about it, Batgirl’s is probably less itchy. And softer to the touch.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

By: The Superficial / November 1, 2012

‘Thanks For Letting Me Party In Vegas, Baby. Here, Have A Shocker.’

“Scott, I’m serious, we have to make this look good. My mom has a gun to the kids’ heads, she’s really going to do it this time.”
“Do you think my business cards are the right weight? You’d tell me if they weren’t, right?”

Photos: INFdaily

By: The Superficial / October 30, 2012

Scott Disick Dressed Up As Patrick Batemen, Wins ‘Most Self-Aware’ Costume

Before everyone gives Scott Disick props like I just did because I’m lazy and needed a quick headline to go with today’s theme, keep in mind that he really didn’t put any effort into this costume outside of dressing like himself and buying a fake axe. Had he really wanted to commit to the whole…

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2012

There’s Probably A Kourtney Kardashian Sex Tape

Dear God, please be recent…

Apparently before he started dating Kourtney Kardashian, Patrick Bateman’s little brother Scott Disick and his buddies used to get chicks high and/or drunk off their ass, then film each other having sex with them for sport and/or to look at each others wieners. It’s a story rife with…

By: The Superficial / May 16, 2012

Bret Easton Ellis Wants Scott Disick To Play Patrick Bateman in ‘American Psycho’ Remake

When word broke this week that American Psycho was inexplicably getting a modern-day remake already, what most people, including myself, didn’t know is that the book’s author Bret Easton Ellis is not only on board with the remake but is legitimately asking for Scott Disick of Kardashian fame to play Patrick Bateman. No, really. Via…

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2011

Kourtney Kardashian & ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Are Feuding

Seen here minus the top hat and moustache Scott makes her wear before bed, Kourtney Kardashian found her just-announced pregnancy publicly criticized by Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham who apparently thinks “teen” means 32-years-old which is weird for someone who got knocked up at 16. Those people are usually so smart. Via HuffPo Celebrity:…

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2011

Kourtney Kardashian Is Getting Married Now. Awesome.

So remember how Kim Kardashian got married then immediately divorced in a massive all-consuming shitstorm of media whore-grabbery that somehow didn’t torpedo the entire Kardashian brand despite being an absolute, blatant scam? Well, Kris Jenner would like it if you forgot all that and focused instead on Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick getting married o…

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2011

Kourtney Kardashian is Pregnant

So, true story, last night as I was prepping pics for today, I saw these shots of Kourtney Kardashian and was going to make a joke about her being pregnant to take the heat off Kim’s divorce. So, of course, guess who announced she’s pregnant even though this morning she’s still in the first trimester?

By: The Superficial / November 30, 2011

Kristin Cavallari Denies Sleeping With Scott Disick, Trashes Whole Kardashian Family

Yesterday, Life & Style reported that Kristin Cavallari slept with Scott Disick while he was on a break from Kourtney Kardashian right before Kris Jenner made them get back together and shit out Mason. Except Kristin – who’s back with Jay Cutler, by the way – not only denied the report this morning but essentially…

By: The Superficial / November 17, 2011

Scott Disick Cheated On Kourtney Kardashian With Kristin Cavallari

If you’re like me you lost countless hours of sleeping wondering why Scott Disick wasn’t at the October 31st taping of Dancing With The Stars to support Rob Kardashian. It’s literally all I’ve written about in my diary along with detailed plans to stab Mariah Yeater for saying those mean things about Justin. Anyway… tur…

By: The Superficial / November 16, 2011
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