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Leah Remini Still Has Scientology By The Balls

Leah Remini is producing a new series exposing how Scientology rips aparts families.

Mike Redmond | June 28, 2016 - 12:00 pm

Kirstie Alley Hands Donald Trump The Batshit Xenu Vote

Kristie Alley is voting for Trump because she’s a woman. Okay.

Mike Redmond | April 11, 2016 - 2:15 pm

Tom Cruise Is Pissed Katie Holmes Apologized To Leah Remini

Tom Cruise is not happy Katie Holmes apologized for all the crazy shit he made her do.

Mike Redmond | November 6, 2015 - 1:47 pm

Leah Remini And JLo Ruined Space Jesus’ Wedding

Scientology did something crazy to protect Tom Cruise’s sensitive fee-fees? That can’t be right.

Carmen Ribecca | October 29, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Jaden Smith Opened His Mouth Again

Jaden Smith is Galileo and Banksy’s fuck-baby, apparently.

Mike Redmond | October 20, 2015 - 11:30 am

Scientology: ‘Can Everyone Shut Up About Cathriona White? K Thanx!’

The Church of Scientology is thrilled everyone found out Jim Carrey’s dead girlfriend was a member. Just thrilled.

Mike Redmond | October 2, 2015 - 12:46 pm

Jim Carrey’s Girlfriend Used Scientology To Treat Depression. Yeah…

Jim Carrey’s girlfriend was in the middle of a batshit Scientology class when she committed suicide. Goddamnit.

Carmen Ribecca | September 30, 2015 - 2:30 pm

John Travolta Won’t Watch ‘Going Clear’

John Travolta defends Scientology against ‘Going Clear’ despite not seeing it, and the fact that Scientology is batshit crazy by any and all accounts.

Carmen Ribecca | April 7, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Tom Cruise Hasn’t Seen Suri In A Year

Question: How is Tom Cruise not being around a bad thing?

Mike Redmond | April 7, 2015 - 11:17 am

Flying Space Jesus Has A New Trailer

‘Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation’ has a trailer which is not about Sarah Palin. Goddammit.

Mike Redmond | March 23, 2015 - 1:18 pm

Suppressive Person? What? Scientology Loves Katie Holmes LOL

Scientology doesn’t know where Katie Holmes is getting this suppressive person talk from. They love his ex-wives! Even Mimi Rogers who everyone forgets about.

Mike Redmond | March 19, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Danny Masterson Will Tell You The F*cking Truth About His F*cking Religion, Man

Danny Masterson defends Scientology to Paper Magazine ahead of HBO’s Going Clear documentary that has the church pissing its Xenu-pants.

Mike Redmond | February 12, 2015 - 12:54 pm

Willow & Jaden Smith Sniffed All The Farts, The Farts Are Gone

While I was buried deep inside Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday – *rereads* Yup, that came out right. – apparently two other pretentious twatwaffles were busy fumigating the New York Times with their metaphysical butt fumes which they openly huffed while pontificating on reality, the human mind, and babies breathing energy while they’re building their bones in…

Mike Redmond | November 18, 2014 - 10:17 am

Willow Smith & Moises Arias Photo Was An ‘Expression of Art,’ You Projecting Pedophiles

Yesterday, the Internet lost its shit after 20-year-old actor Moises Arias posted a shirtless photo of himself on a bed with 13-year-old Willow Smith to his Instagram then quickly deleted it presumably after hearing the words, “Take a seat right over there,” whispered from the shadows. (Although, Page Six points out it’s still on his…

Mike Redmond | May 8, 2014 - 12:16 pm

Hilary Duff Might Be A Scientologist

Above is Hilary Duff letting Danny Masterson’s sister Alanna grab her boob (“Ew, no! That’s where the alien ghosts live!” – John Travolta, somewhere.) while sporting a temporary moon tattoo on her arm that, according to Radar, apparently means something in Scientology, but somehow not my guess of Tom Cruise’s penis loves the moon’s man-butt.

Mike Redmond | May 8, 2014 - 9:00 am

Laura Prepon Denies Dating Tom Cruise, Claims Scientology Isn’t Homophobic

Last week, Laura Prepon was linked (again) to Tom Cruise except in two new interviews to promote the second season of Orange Is The New Black, which she almost wasn’t apart of for reasons that now sound even shadier, she denies dating him while making sure to stick to the Scientology talking points that he’s…

Mike Redmond | April 23, 2014 - 12:35 pm
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