Posts tagged "Scientology"

John Travolta Won’t Watch ‘Going Clear’

John Travolta defends Scientology against 'Going Clear' despite not seeing it, and the fact that Scientology is batshit crazy by any and all accounts.

By: Photo Boy / April 7, 2015

Tom Cruise Hasn’t Seen Suri In A Year

Question: How is Tom Cruise not being around a bad thing?

By: The Superficial / April 7, 2015

Flying Space Jesus Has A New Trailer

'Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation' has a trailer which is not about Sarah Palin. Goddammit.

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2015

Suppressive Person? What? Scientology Loves Katie Holmes LOL

Scientology doesn't know where Katie Holmes is getting this suppressive person talk from. They love his ex-wives! Even Mimi Rogers who everyone forgets about.

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2015

Danny Masterson Will Tell You The F*cking Truth About His F*cking Religion, Man

Danny Masterson defends Scientology to Paper Magazine ahead of HBO's Going Clear documentary that has the church pissing its Xenu-pants.

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2015

Willow & Jaden Smith Sniffed All The Farts, The Farts Are Gone

While I was buried deep inside Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday - *rereads* Yup, that came out right. - apparently two other pretentious twatwaffles were busy fumigating the New York Times with their metaphysical butt fumes which they openly huffed while pontificating on reality, the human mind, and babies breathing energy while they're building their bones i…

By: The Superficial / November 18, 2014

Willow Smith & Moises Arias Photo Was An ‘Expression of Art,’ You Projecting Pedophiles

Yesterday, the Internet lost its shit after 20-year-old actor Moises Arias posted a shirtless photo of himself on a bed with 13-year-old Willow Smith to his Instagram then quickly deleted it presumably after hearing the words, "Take a seat right over there," whispered from the shadows. (Although, Page Six points out it's still on hi…

By: The Superficial / May 8, 2014

Hilary Duff Might Be A Scientologist

Above is Hilary Duff letting Danny Masterson's sister Alanna grab her boob ("Ew, no! That's where the alien ghosts live!" - John Travolta, somewhere.) while sporting a temporary moon tattoo on her arm that, according to Radar, apparently means something in Scientology, but somehow not my guess of Tom Cruise's penis loves the moon's man-butt.

By: The Superficial / May 8, 2014

Laura Prepon Denies Dating Tom Cruise, Claims Scientology Isn’t Homophobic

Last week, Laura Prepon was linked (again) to Tom Cruise except in two new interviews to promote the second season of Orange Is The New Black, which she almost wasn't apart of for reasons that now sound even shadier, she denies dating him while making sure to stick to the Scientology talking points that he'…

By: The Superficial / April 23, 2014

Holy Shit, Tom Cruise Really Did Buy Hot Donna With His Space Money

When you're the Planetary Prince-Regent of Adamanthium 7, you get only the finest quimmelwidgets to galactic shazzlebang your norfbong. It's practically your birthright. Which is why the rumors are true that Tom Cruise has chosen fellow Scientologist Laura Prepon to be the new slave-bride he makes people believe he has heterosexual relations with under the…

By: The Superficial / April 17, 2014

Hot Donna Is Dating Tom Cruise

Posted by Photo Boy Ever since I saw her naked in Orange Is The New Black, then again in Lay The Favorite (Shut the fuck up, it was on Netflix, and I was drunk.), I've had a profound and deep respect for Laura Prepon as a person. Sure, she was always Hot Donna on That

By: Photo Boy / November 27, 2013

Happy Veterans Day! Tom Cruise Says Acting Is Just Like Serving In Afghanistan

Left to right, Sergeant Thomas Mapother, UAF Volleyball Brigade, with Private Johnathan Depp, 82nd Bolo Tie Division. While I watch elementary school kids (No Jacko.) sing a tribute to veterans this morning, here's Tom Cruise stepping in even more shit thanks to his $50 million lawsuit against In Touch. Which is what happens whenever Tom…

By: The Superficial / November 11, 2013

Tom Cruise Admits Katie Holmes Left Him Because of Scientology

"What am I doing? Not getting fisted by a futuristic exoskeleton that's for sure. E-meter?" Because Tom Cruise believes he's a levitating space Jesus, he occasionally finds himself in situations where he's certain he'll vanquish his enemies with an all-consuming pulsar of justice, but instead ends up looking a crazy person. Situations like suing In

By: The Superficial / November 8, 2013

There’s A Scientology Celebrity Gala?

I've been writing this site for over six years now, and I've never once heard of a Scientology Celebrity Centre Gala, let alone seen pictures from the inside of one. So for the sake of making me look super observant, let's pretend this is the first time they let the paparazzi inside to make them…

By: The Superficial / August 26, 2013

So The LAPD Found Shelly Miscavige

Yesterday, word got out that shortly after she quit the Church of Scientology, Leah Remini had filed a missing persons report on Shelly Miscavige the wife of church leader David Miscavige who no one has seen in over seven years. Even shadier, is church members aren't even allowed to ask where she is - which…

By: The Superficial / August 9, 2013

Leah Remini Filed A Missing Persons Report On David Miscavige’s Wife? DAMN.

Earlier in the week, there was talk that Leah Remini was shopping a multi-million dollar book deal that would expose the innermost workings of the Church of Scientology. Turns out she had other more epic plans to directly cock-punch the church starting with, oh I dunno, filling a missing persons report on David Miscavige's wife.

By: The Superficial / August 8, 2013

Paul Haggis Wrote An Open Letter To Leah Remini

When Paul Haggis left Scientology, apparently Leah Remini still maintained contact with him despite explicit instructions from the church to treat him like he has full Klaknor shingles. And now in light of her recent deflection, he's written an open letter to The Hollywood Reporter offering her support for questioning where the hell David Miscaviage'…

By: The Superficial / July 31, 2013

Leah Remini Isn’t Going To Shut Up About Scientology

"I know it was you, Mario." Ever since Leah Remini quit Scientology, she's been on damage control with her sister from so-far silent moves made by the church against her like ex-communicating anyone who doesn't defriend her on Facebook. Twisted shit, to say the least. Except it's only strengthened Leah's resolve because she's not only…

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2013

The Church of Scientology Thinks Leah Remini Is A Threat To Tom Cruise

In a new interview, Leah Remini's sister Nicole reveals that despite the Church of Scientology's claims to the contrary, Leah's entire family has left the church after being forced to choose between her or their faith in a religion made up by a failed science fiction writer who let his wife take the fall for…

By: The Superficial / July 17, 2013

The Great Scientology War Has Begun

"Your escort has chosen. Representing House Alley: Katniss Everdeen!" With Leah Remini very publicly quitting Scientology last week, the church has been in a mad scramble considering it's been widely revealed her reasons for leaving are, oh I dunno, being forced into re-education camps for five years after daring to ask Chancellor Supreme David Miscavige

By: The Superficial / July 16, 2013
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