Posts tagged "Scary Spice"

Melanie Brown in lingerie

Since we can't have David Hasselhoff ruining lingerie for the rest of us (Hey, I didn't harsh his booze vibes.), here's Scary Spice Melanie Brown launching the just-revealed Ultimo Autumn/Winter 2009 campaign. Can you believe Eddie Murphy hit that? I mean, there's no way someone is this good at secretly hiding a penis the …
By: The Superficial / September 24, 2009

Melanie Brown in a bikini

Melanie Brown (a.k.a. Scary Spice) signed autographs at Tao Beach in Vegas yesterday, and fuck me, those are some ripped abs. Granted, they don't hold a candle to my own, but for the fairer sex those are some impressive abdominals. Seriously, if Melanie and I got together, my neighbors would think two knights were battling …
By: The Superficial / May 31, 2009

Scary Spice modeling lingerie just frightened my pants off (In a good way)

These are pics of Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown modeling the Ultimo Autumn/Winter lingerie line. Sort of gives a whole new meaning to "hot chocolate" doesn't it? A ha ha ha wait, hold up. I shouldn't have brought color into this. That was wrong of me, and I apologize. Instead, I should just respect Melanie for …
By: The Superficial / October 9, 2008

Scary Spice continues life-long dedication to bikinis, getting her drink on

Melanie Brown, a.k.a. Scary as Hell Spice, donned her bikini and downed champagne while vacationing in Miami over the weekend. Jesus, I would love for our abs to battle. Mostly to hear the distinctive "clank" of metal on metal followed by "Shit, love, we should have a drink." Next thing you know, it's the …
By: The Superficial / May 27, 2008

Scary Spice still looks questionably hot in bikini

Scary Spice (a.k.a. Melanie Brown) continued her Miami vacation by jet-skiing with her husband Stephen Belafonte. She definitely looks better in these pics than earlier ones but has some questionable features. That being said, after perusing your comments I'm afraid I have to address a very controversial topic. I never thought in 2008 I'd …
By: The Superficial / March 17, 2008

Scary Spice wears a bikini, I now know fear

These are shots of Melanie Brown vacationing in Miami with her husband Stephen Belafonte. You may know her as "Scary Spice" of the Spice Girls. However, after seeing these, I'm now changing her name to "Holy crap, hide your penis! Unless you're really really drunk then okay, maybe, sure I'd understand if you'd want to …
By: The Superficial / March 14, 2008