Here’s the rest of The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards where my comprehensive reporting will tell you Breaking Bad won fucking everything except for that one award for True Detective and Benedict Cumberbatch winning for Sherlock which slightly makes up for Rust Cohle losing to Walter White. More importantly, Laura Prepon demonstrated the misogynistic side… More »
Here’s the rest of The 2013 American Music Awards which is almost entirely an excuse to post pics of Aubrey O’Day’s breasts because we have Christ in our hearts. Then again, the presence of Ke$ha suggests maybe it’s Satan. I’m not a priest.
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- Kris Jenner pimped Kendall to Harry Styles. [Lainey Gossip]
- Dina Lohan ordered to get psychiatric evaluation in her DUI case. [Dlisted]
- Guy Fieri dubbed is why we have an Internet. [theCHIVE]
- Snooki will apparently make your ovaries explode. I had no idea chlamydia did that. More »
Now that I’m done geeking out about super alien man and the bald scientist he punches, let’s get back to what really matters at the Emmys: Rich lady boobs. So here’s Sofia Vergara, Christina Hendricks, and oddly enough Sarah Silverman who I sometimes forget is a woman that needs to be reduced to nothing more… More »
So by the time you’re reading this, the lights just dimmed and Photo Boy and I are slowly reaching ours hands towards each other watching Man of Steel which I’ll detail how gently or harshly it treated my nerd-boner later this afternoon. In the meantime, you’ll notice new posts already on the site, and to… More »
If history has taught us anything, it’s that Mark Wahlberg is prone to seriously over-estimating how well he’ll perform in certain situations. So with that in mind, here he is drunk off his ass on The Graham Norton Show where after getting shot down by Sarah Silverman (How’s your wife, Mark?), he starts getting shitty… More »
Lindsay Lohan spent a good portion of the 2008 election trying to convince her girlfriend Samantha Ronson that she understands politics, so in an attempt to relive that tradition, Lindsay spent last night at a sushi bar (No, really.) live-tweeting the presidential debates if live-tweeting means making no goddamn sense and trying to get Bill… More »
These are shots of Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams filming Take This Waltz in Toronto yesterday. A movie I’m assuming is by and for vampires battling clinical depression. (“Eating is not the answer. Now get in that pool and live your pale, undead life, dammit!”) On that note, someone once told me consistently posting celebrities… More »
Here’s Sarah Silverman on the set of her new movie Peep World, and I’m starting to see why she broke up with Jimmy Kimmel. He’s contagious. That said, what are his thoughts on dating Lindsay Lohan? You know, just until the lizard back clears up. I’m not talking marriage here.
Sarah Silverman has made a conscious decision to stop crying after sex and broke things off with Jimmy Kimmel, according to Us Magazine:
“Sarah initiated the split this time,” the source tells Us. “He’s bummed.”
This breakup happened within the last two weeks.
“He’s really blue — very down,” another source tells Us. “Seems… More »