Posts tagged "Sarah Silverman"

The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

Here’s the rest of The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards where my comprehensive reporting will tell you Breaking Bad won fucking everything except for that one award for True Detective and Benedict Cumberbatch winning for Sherlock which slightly makes up for Rust Cohle losing to Walter White. More importantly, Laura Prepon demonstrated the misogynistic side…

By: The Superficial / August 26, 2014

The 2013 American Music Awards

Here’s the rest of The 2013 American Music Awards which is almost entirely an excuse to post pics of Aubrey O’Day‘s breasts because we have Christ in our hearts. Then again, the presence of Ke$ha suggests maybe it’s Satan. I’m not a priest.

Photos: Getty

By: The Superficial / November 25, 2013

Sarah Silverman Has An Important Lesson For Your Daughters And Other News

- Kris Jenner pimped Kendall to Harry Styles. [Lainey Gossip]

- Dina Lohan ordered to get psychiatric evaluation in her DUI case. [Dlisted]

- Guy Fieri dubbed is why we have an Internet. [theCHIVE]

- Snooki will apparently make your ovaries explode. I had no idea chlamydia did that.

By: The Superficial / November 22, 2013

The Breast of The Emmys: Sofia Vergara, Christina Hendricks & Sarah Silverman? Wait, What?

Now that I’m done geeking out about super alien man and the bald scientist he punches, let’s get back to what really matters at the Emmys: Rich lady boobs. So here’s Sofia Vergara, Christina Hendricks, and oddly enough Sarah Silverman who I sometimes forget is a woman that needs to be reduced to nothing more…

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2013

We Went To See ‘Man of Steel,’ Here’s Amy Adams’ Boob-Dress

So by the time you’re reading this, the lights just dimmed and Photo Boy and I are slowly reaching ours hands towards each other watching Man of Steel which I’ll detail how gently or harshly it treated my nerd-boner later this afternoon. In the meantime, you’ll notice new posts already on the site, and to…

By: The Superficial / June 14, 2013

Mark Wahlberg Got Drunk On British Television, Challenged Michael Fassbender To A Dick-Off

If history has taught us anything, it’s that Mark Wahlberg is prone to seriously over-estimating how well he’ll perform in certain situations. So with that in mind, here he is drunk off his ass on The Graham Norton Show where after getting shot down by Sarah Silverman (How’s your wife, Mark?), he starts getting shitty…

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2013

Oh, Good, Lindsay Lohan Tweeted The Debate

Lindsay Lohan spent a good portion of the 2008 election trying to convince her girlfriend Samantha Ronson that she understands politics, so in an attempt to relive that tradition, Lindsay spent last night at a sushi bar (No, really.) live-tweeting the presidential debates if live-tweeting means making no goddamn sense and trying to get Bill

By: The Superficial / October 23, 2012

Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams in Swimsuits

These are shots of Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams filming Take This Waltz in Toronto yesterday. A movie I’m assuming is by and for vampires battling clinical depression. (“Eating is not the answer. Now get in that pool and live your pale, undead life, dammit!”) On that note, someone once told me consistently posting celebritie…

By: The Superficial / August 12, 2010

Sarah Silverman used to be skinny, right?

Here’s Sarah Silverman on the set of her new movie Peep World, and I’m starting to see why she broke up with Jimmy Kimmel. He’s contagious. That said, what are his thoughts on dating Lindsay Lohan? You know, just until the lizard back clears up. I’m not talking marriage here.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

By: The Superficial / May 8, 2009

Sarah Silverman ditches Jimmy Kimmel. For real this time.

Sarah Silverman has made a conscious decision to stop crying after sex and broke things off with Jimmy Kimmel, according to Us Magazine:

“Sarah initiated the split this time,” the source tells Us. “He’s bummed.”
This breakup happened within the last two weeks.
“He’s really blue — very down,” another source tells Us. “Seem…

By: The Superficial / March 8, 2009

Sarah Silverman booed off stage in London

Sarah Silverman gave her UK stand-up debut over the weekend and proceeded to have her ass booed offstage after only giving a 40-minute performance. Organizers attempted to force Sarah to give a Q&A session which she reluctantly agreed to before bolting, according to BBC News:

After the audience refused to leave, Silverman was forced…

By: The Superficial / October 20, 2008

Sarah Silverman & Jimmy Kimmel realize they can’t do any better

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have reunited after getting chased out of their respective villages with torches, People reports:

“They’re taking it slow,” says a source. “They’re on the road back to being together again.”
The comedians, who ended their five-year relationship in July, have recently been spotted on dates on both…

By: The Superficial / October 7, 2008

Sarah Silverman endorses Barack Obama – by insulting black people

Sarah Silverman endorses Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama in this video that encourages her fellow Jews to blackmail their Florida-residing grandparents into voting for Obama. I posted it because I know how much you guys love when celebrities talk about politics. It’s your favorite :)

NOTE: Video is NSFW due to language…

By: The Superficial / September 25, 2008

Sarah Silverman decides five years of pity sex is enough for Jimmy Kimmel

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have officially split, according to Vanity Fair.com:

Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi both confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement that “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”

The two dated for roughly five…

By: The Superficial / July 14, 2008

Ben Affleck and Jimmy Kimmel have intercourse

During his post-Oscars show, Jimmy Kimmel aired his rebuttal to Sarah Silverman’s hilarious video “I’m Fucking Matt Damon.” What you’re about to see is the star-studded video for “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck.” And, seriously, this thing has everybody: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Robin Williams, McLovin and classically-trained Josh Groban belting out the choru…

By: The Superficial / February 26, 2008

Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon have intercourse

Here’s a surprisingly hilarious clip Sarah Silverman made for last night’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel. It’s by far the funniest thing I’ve seen Matt Damon do. Or Sarah Silverman for that matter. Though, I gotta admit, I hope it’s just a joke because Jimmy and Sarah seem like such a nice gay couple.

By: The Superficial / February 1, 2008

Paris Hilton hates Sarah Silverman

Remember that video clip of Paris Hilton trying not to cry as Sarah Silverman made fun of her at the MTV Movie Awards? Well Paris was overheard backstage saying:

“She’s a fucking bitch. I hate her.”

Oh, my ears! My innocent ears! Who knew Paris was capable of such petty…

By: Superficial / June 6, 2007

Jesus is Magic

Sarah Silverman used to have this line in her stand-up where she said,…

By: Superficial / March 23, 2005