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‘Hey Latinos, Fuck You!’ – Signed, The Palins & Me, Dakota!

In some states, Donald Trump is literally polling 0% with minorities. This should probably help. More »


Donald Trump Might Make Sarah Palin His VP. The Sarah Palin.

Sarah Palin is on Donald Trump’s list of VP potentials, because it’s not like she’s ever fucked that up before. More »


Jimmy Kimmel Taking Down Sarah Palin’s Bullshit Went Over Well

Jimmy Kimmel took on Sarah Palin’s climate change horseshit, and America responded with dumb. More »



Sarah Palin Is As Much A Science Guy, Too, You Guys, Also

Sarah Palin says she’s as much a scientist as Bill Nye. The Sarah Palin. More »


Chelsea Handler’s Butt Hole Is Campaigning Against Trump, Great

Chelsea Handler’s butt hole would like to say a few words about Donald Trump who you should apparently vote for or Sarah Palin will kill again. This is our country now. … More »


Sarah Palin Wants To Be The Next Judge Judy Now

Sarah Palin is coming home to her rightful place: white trash reality TV. More »



Sarah Palin Literally Blamed Obama For Her Son Punching A Woman

Track Palin punched his girlfriend in the face, and somehow that’s Obama’s fault in Sarah Palin’s moose-addled mind. More »


Track Palin Arrested For Domestic Violence, Has Impeccable Timing

Sarah Palin’s son allegedly assaulted a woman while drunk and wielding a gun. USA! More »


Is Dakota Meyer Baiting The Palins Into Asking For A Paternity Test?

Dakota Meyer might be trolling the Palins into admitting Bristol Palin got pregnant while cheating on her war hero fiance. More »



Moose-Knuckled: The Curious Case of Bristol Palin’s Baby Daddy

Why is Bristol Palin’s family trying to make her daugther look like she wasn’t conceived during a drunken night in Vegas on top of a penis that wasn’t her ex-fiance’s? … More »


You Guys, I Think Sarah Palin’s Trying To Bang Louis C.K.


Donald Trump Would Give Sarah Palin A Cabinet Position

It’s official: Donald Trump has no intentions of running for president. Not even one. More »



The Duggars Are Over

Breitbart.com has come out against the Duggars. The Breitbart.com. More »


Louis C.K. Apologized To Sarah Palin, But Not Really

Louis C.K. told Howard Stern about his apology to Sarah Palin at the SNL 40 afterparty. Then they both talked about how they want to fuck her. More »


Let The War On Christmas Begin!

Last year over the Thanksgiving holiday, I wrote a giant ass review of Sarah Palin’s Good Tidings And Great Joy, her bullshit book on the bullshit War on Christmas. It took me four days and over 20 hours of writing because clearly I am an idiot who hates rest and relaxation. This year, Kirk CameronMore »



The Palins Beat The Shit Out of An Entire Party

“I’ll goshdarn say it again, Moose Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.”

In Matthew 5:5 Jesus tells us, “Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth.” Later, in that same chapter, he expands on his message in verse 39: “If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them… More »


Sarah Palin Launched An Online TV Network

“And that is a very good question, Tom. How would I make money? Well, you see, when I keyboard my online search into the Google like so many Americans online with their Internet, I can’t help but see so many young girls with their mouths open just gobbling up all the capitalism our forefathers fought… More »


Jon Hamm Called Justin Bieber A Shithead

Jon Hamm is the cover interview for the May issue of Men’s Fitness who I’ll just assume has a monthly feature called “Zen And The Art of Letting People See Your Dick.” Less importantly (You read that.), he takes a crack at Justin Bieber for being a stupid little shithead surrounded by yes men. Via… More »



The Complete Superficial Review of Sarah Palin’s Bullshit War on Christmas Book

Over Thanksgiving, I decided to write a review of Sarah Palin’s Christmas book Good Tidings And Great Joy because, as I slowly learned the further I read, I fucking hate myself. What I thought would be a quick, fun jaunt turned into a goddamn labor of love spanning four posts that devoured my entire holiday. More »


Why ‘Suspending’ Phil Robertson From Duck Dynasty Was A Brilliant, Cynical PR Move

If you’ve logged onto Facebook at some point in the past 12 hours, you’ve probably seen a family member or high school classmate going apeshit that Obama cancelled freedom of speech and personally fired Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty for his anti-gay comments to GQ. Except what really happened is that A&E “suspended” Phil fromMore »


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