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Jimmy Kimmel Taking Down Sarah Palin’s Bullshit Went Over Well

Jimmy Kimmel took on Sarah Palin’s climate change horseshit, and America responded with dumb.

The Superficial | May 4, 2016 - 12:15 pm

Sarah Palin Is As Much A Science Guy, Too, You Guys, Also

Sarah Palin says she’s as much a scientist as Bill Nye. The Sarah Palin.

The Superficial | April 15, 2016 - 1:15 pm

Chelsea Handler’s Butt Hole Is Campaigning Against Trump, Great

Chelsea Handler’s butt hole would like to say a few words about Donald Trump who you should apparently vote for or Sarah Palin will kill again. This is our country now. …

The Superficial | April 5, 2016 - 10:45 am

Sarah Palin Wants To Be The Next Judge Judy Now

Sarah Palin is coming home to her rightful place: white trash reality TV.

The Superficial | March 23, 2016 - 10:21 am

Is Dakota Meyer Baiting The Palins Into Asking For A Paternity Test?

Dakota Meyer might be trolling the Palins into admitting Bristol Palin got pregnant while cheating on her war hero fiance.

The Superficial | January 6, 2016 - 10:01 pm

Moose-Knuckled: The Curious Case of Bristol Palin’s Baby Daddy

Why is Bristol Palin’s family trying to make her daugther look like she wasn’t conceived during a drunken night in Vegas on top of a penis that wasn’t her ex-fiance’s? …

The Superficial | January 5, 2016 - 9:14 pm

Donald Trump Would Give Sarah Palin A Cabinet Position

It’s official: Donald Trump has no intentions of running for president. Not even one.

The Superficial | July 29, 2015 - 2:15 pm

The Duggars Are Over

Breitbart.com has come out against the Duggars. The Breitbart.com.

The Superficial | June 8, 2015 - 1:54 pm

Louis C.K. Apologized To Sarah Palin, But Not Really

Louis C.K. told Howard Stern about his apology to Sarah Palin at the SNL 40 afterparty. Then they both talked about how they want to fuck her.

Photo Boy | April 16, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Let The War On Christmas Begin!

Last year over the Thanksgiving holiday, I wrote a giant ass review of Sarah Palin’s Good Tidings And Great Joy, her bullshit book on the bullshit War on Christmas. It took me four days and over 20 hours of writing because clearly I am an idiot who hates rest and relaxation. This year, Kirk Cameron

The Superficial | November 28, 2014 - 1:06 pm

The Palins Beat The Shit Out of An Entire Party

“I’ll goshdarn say it again, Moose Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.”

In Matthew 5:5 Jesus tells us, “Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth.” Later, in that same chapter, he expands on his message in verse 39: “If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them…

The Superficial | September 11, 2014 - 2:10 pm

Sarah Palin Launched An Online TV Network

“And that is a very good question, Tom. How would I make money? Well, you see, when I keyboard my online search into the Google like so many Americans online with their Internet, I can’t help but see so many young girls with their mouths open just gobbling up all the capitalism our forefathers fought…

The Superficial | July 28, 2014 - 2:08 pm

Jon Hamm Called Justin Bieber A Shithead

Jon Hamm is the cover interview for the May issue of Men’s Fitness who I’ll just assume has a monthly feature called “Zen And The Art of Letting People See Your Dick.” Less importantly (You read that.), he takes a crack at Justin Bieber for being a stupid little shithead surrounded by yes men. Via…

The Superficial | April 21, 2014 - 1:24 pm

The Complete Superficial Review of Sarah Palin’s Bullshit War on Christmas Book

Over Thanksgiving, I decided to write a review of Sarah Palin’s Christmas book Good Tidings And Great Joy because, as I slowly learned the further I read, I fucking hate myself. What I thought would be a quick, fun jaunt turned into a goddamn labor of love spanning four posts that devoured my entire holiday.

The Superficial | December 24, 2013 - 8:00 am

Why ‘Suspending’ Phil Robertson From Duck Dynasty Was A Brilliant, Cynical PR Move

If you’ve logged onto Facebook at some point in the past 12 hours, you’ve probably seen a family member or high school classmate going apeshit that Obama cancelled freedom of speech and personally fired Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty for his anti-gay comments to GQ. Except what really happened is that A&E “suspended” Phil from

The Superficial | December 19, 2013 - 10:14 am

IT’S JESUS’ BIRTHDAY OR ELSE MUSLIMS!!! A Review of Sarah Palin’s Christmas Book (Pt. 4)

Welcome to the final installment of The Superficial review of Good Tidings and Great Joy which, yes, I’m completely willing to accept may have played a part in Paul Walker’s death. This shit got way out of hand, and God only knows who it’ll claim next if I don’t put an end to it soon.

The Superficial | December 1, 2013 - 8:00 am

F*ck Me In The Solstice, Why Did I Do This? A Review of Sarah Palin’s Christmas Book (Pt. 3)

We now return to our review of Good Tidings and Great Joy already in progress…

[Ed. Note: Because I hate myself, I’ve been spending four hours of writing for every one hour of reading, so this is all the intro you’re getting. Suck it. – SW]

4. TRUE GRIT

The Superficial | November 30, 2013 - 8:00 am
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