The 2015 MET Gala
The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna's ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus' pelvis, Kendall Jenner's sideboob, and whatever the fuck's on Sarah Jessica Parker's head.
Sarah Jessica Parker is having some form of intercourse in a city
Sarah Jessica Parker started filming scenes for Sex and they City 2 in New York yesterday, but none of you are even reading this because you've just had your eyes seared by Sarah Jessica's crotch. That being said, I expected there to be more tentacles gripping a wooden treasure chest with Matthew Broderick's testicles inside.
Sex and the City NYC Premiere: I hope they wear insane dresses. Oh, good!
Sarah Jessica Parker and the girls dazzled New York last night at the premiere of Sex and the City: The Movie. And by dazzled I mean these broads look ridiculous. For a show that's about fashion you'd figure they'd at least look somewhat hot and not like my high school prom if everyone was 40.
Sarah Jessica Parker finds a way to distract me from her face – THANK YOU!
Sarah Jessica Parker attended the London premiere of Sex and the City: The Movie yesterday. It would appear that, earlier in the day, Sarah Jessica decided to pay somebody real money for the ten-foot tall vegetation jutting out of her head. Because there's nothing like showing up for the most relevant thing you've done i…