Posts tagged "Sara Leal"

Demi Moore Wants Ashton Kutcher To Pay Alimony, Says They Weren’t Separated When He Cheated

After settlement talks over the past year apparently haven’t work out, Demi Moore has filed her own divorce papers from Ashton Kutcher and is suing him for child support along by claiming they were not separated when he cheated on her with Sara Leal in Vegas. Radar reports:

Moore cites the date of…

By: The Superficial / March 7, 2013

Ashton Kutcher Is Cheating On Mila Kunis, According To Completely Credible Source

I guess I should’ve asked this first, but everyone considers Sara Leal the chick Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore with who then sold the story to Us Weekly a reliable source, right? No? I should probably change that headline. Hollywood Life reports:

A co-worker of Sara’s revealed a photo of Ashton, 35,…

By: The Superficial / February 14, 2013

Ashton Kutcher Tried To Buy Demi Moore A Car To Save Their Marriage

Shortly before their inevitable divorce was announced, Ashton Kutcher reportedly bought Demi Moore a $100,000+ Lexus to save their marriage which is stupid because it’s not like she can’t buy one herself. Then again, I honestly don’t know what Demi Moore does these days and her face is 80% polymer, so maybe she can’t. Strike…

By: The Superficial / November 21, 2011

Demi Moore Files For Divorce From Ashton Kutcher

After Kabbalah campfires and drunkenly trolling for strange of her own failed to save their marriage (I’m genuinely surprised that last one didn’t work.), Demi Moore has filed for divorce from Ashton Kutcher and indirectly cited him banging Sara Leal on their anniversary as the reason. Ha! Women. Always mad about somethin’. TMZ reports:…

By: The Superficial / November 17, 2011

Ashton Kutcher Is The Gatekeeper Of Literary Truth Now

In a new video posted on chime.in – Apparently that’s a thing now. – Ashton Kutcher indirectly addresses the reports about him cheating with Sara Leal on his sixth wedding anniversary to Demi Moore by basically complaining about the celebrity tabloid industry that has been around before he was a bearded speck in his father’…

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2011

A Moving Van Was Outside Ashton & Demi’s House. Poop Yourselves.

Coming on the heels of Ashton Kutcher tenderly goosing Sara Leal without a condom on, a moving van has been spotted out his house which clearly means Demi Moore is kicking him out and or getting out herself. That or they’re very rich and throw away couches like tissues. Who’s to say?

I…

By: The Superficial / October 14, 2011

Sara Leal Has Morals, You Guys

Despite cashing in on the entire debacle, Sara Leal (green bikini) wants everyone to know that in no way would she have slept with Ashton Kutcher if she knew he was still “happily married” to Demi Moore, according to Us Weekly:

But now, Leal regrets the encounter. “My life has been a mess,”…

By: The Superficial / October 13, 2011

Sara Leal’s Giving Interviews About Banging Ashton Kutcher

When a woman has sex with a man, it’s almost always for one of two things: Money, or an item they don’t want to pay for with their own money. And it’s been that way since the first caveman invented shoes. So naturally Ashton Kutcher’s mistress Sara Leal has sold an exclusive interview to Us

By: The Superficial / October 12, 2011

Ashton Tweeted Demi! And Purchased Gasoline! SAVE ME, WOLF BLITZER!

Seen here at a gas station on THIS VERY DAY WE LIVE AND BREATHE – The Superficial: Live, Breaking, Relevant.Ashton Kutcher apparently sent two Twitter communications to Demi Moore last night, sending the Earth spinning off its axis:

– Big night for TV #twoandahalfmen Bears vs Lions and @mrskutcher’s 5. My…

By: The Superficial / October 11, 2011

A Campfire Will Save Ashton & Demi’s Marriage. Why Not?

On top of Kabbalah magic, and let’s assume coordinated scarf-wearing therapy, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore reportedly attended a campfire counseling session over the weekend. Because if a pile of burning sticks and logs can’t save their marriage, then maybe next time they should try tires. I hear they’re medicinal. RadarOnline reports:

Two…

By: The Superficial / October 11, 2011

Ashton Moves Out, Demi Hits The Bottle and Trolls For Strange

Posted by Photo Boy

With the rumor mill cranking hard in shit-sling mode, two separate reports came out today with even stronger implications towards the eventual demise of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s marriage. First up, Us Weekly begins with the ever-reliable “a source” followed by “another source” claiming that Ashton banged not…

By: Photo Boy / October 5, 2011

Kabbalah Will Save Ashton & Demi. Again.

Seen here leaving a Kabbalah center over the weekend where judging by the quality, I’m assuming he was photographed by cops on a stakeout – “Yeah, this is Charlie 9, we got Jewish mysticism going on. Repeat Jewish mysticism. Send bagels. Over.” – Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are reportedly turning to their fad religio…

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2011

Ashton Kutcher Isn’t Following Demi Moore On Twitter! OMFG!!!!11

The signs pointing toward Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore getting a divorce keep coming in. According to Page Six, he’s stopped following her on Twitter now because complicated adult relationships are always best-handled like you’re in fucking high school. On top of that, his alleged mistress Sara Leal (Who may or may not be the…

By: The Superficial / September 30, 2011

Ashton Kutcher Denies Cheating Rumors (Sort Of), Demi Moore Just Acts Weird

As Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s marriage appears to be turning into whatever kind of dust Demi’s made out of, the two have remained uncharacteristically quiet about the the latest cheating rumors. Or at least were until Ashton fired off the following tweet early this morning:

#nowplaying open.spotify.com/track/1i8rqFjs…

That link send…

By: The Superficial / September 29, 2011

Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Are Probably Getting A Divorce

So remember when Demi Moore tweeted a naked picture of her back, and I jokingly insinuated it’s because Ashton Kutcher cheated again? Funny story… Here she is looking gaunt as hell at the premiere of Five on Monday admidst rumors he banged another chick who immediately ran to a lawyer to cash in. On to…

By: The Superficial / September 28, 2011

That’s Not Demi Moore…

Lauren Conrad?

Here’s Ashton Kutcher leaving the Roosevelt last night with a mystery blonde woman I’m going to assume isn’t Demi Moore unless her plastic surgeon is that good. Anyway, you’d figure Ashton Kutcher would’ve learned his lesson from the Brittney Jones fiasco, but let’s flowchart this bitch out: Say you just landed…

By: The Superficial / June 2, 2011