Sandy Hook

Meet Your New Pal George Zimmerman, Obama Tear Truther Cockfaces

Did you think Obama’s tears were fake during his gun control speech? Congratulations, you’re just like George Zimmerman. Have fun looking in the mirror. More »


Tim McGraw is doing a benefit concert to help prevent kids from being shot in schools. Why does he hate freedom? More »

That Sandy Hook Truther Actually Stole Two Memorial Signs, Is A Goddamn Psychopath

Last week, I linked to an open letter written by Chez Pazienza for the soulless shitbag who not only stole a sign from the Grace McDonnell Playground but took it upon himself to call up Grace’s mother and tell her that her late daughter never existed because Sandy Hook was a hoax. The letter went… More »

Have I Mentioned Sandy Hook Truthers Are Assholes? Sandy Hook Truthers Are Assholes

If you haven’t heard this god awfulness by now, late last week a sign was stolen from the entrance to the Grace McDonnell Playground. Which sounds like something that happens in every town, except Grace McDonnell was one of the students killed during the Sandy Hook shooting, and the man who stole the sign from… More »

Why Did Sandy Hook Happen? Because Nancy Lanza Was An Idiot Survivalist

Sandy Hook was the national tragedy that broke me. Almost two years later, I still can’t look at the images of terrified and crying children evacuating their school while heroes, honest-to-fucking God heroes, whether they were teachers, police or first responders steeled themselves and walked through fire to get those kids to safety. I imagine… More »

Happy Holidays, Queen Elkunt of The North! A Review of Sarah Palin’s Christmas Book (Pt. 1)

“They took Christ out of Christmas. We’re not shopping there.”

These were the words out of my mother’s mouth one December when I was around seven or eight as we passed a small family-owned grocery store off Route 611 near our house in Scotrun, PA. You see, the owners had committed the cardinal… More »

Jim Carrey Thinks ‘Kick-Ass 2′ Is Too Violent Now, Refuses To Promote It

Kick-Ass 2 comes out in August, so right about now would be the time when you’d start seeing the stars appearing on talk shows and promoting the shit out of it. Unless they’re Jim Carrey who decided yesterday to bash a movie he got paid millions of dollars to star in and knew the exact… More »

Ke$ha Was Forced To Sing ‘Die Young,’ You Guys. They Made Her Do It!

Yesterday, we learned that Ke$ha’s latest single “Die Young” was yanked off the airwaves in light of the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary which kind of made sense, I guess, even though the song is clearly about rock n’ roll cliches of partying like you might die tomorrow, leaving a beautiful corpse, yadda yadda yadda,… More »

Ke$ha’s ‘Die Young’ Pulled Off The Air Because.. Well, Yeah

Unfortunately not out of respect for talent and good taste, Ke$ha’s “Die Young” was pulled off the air in light of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, according to Page Six, because it repeatedly uses the words “die young” in the chorus, so I can see how someone might not want to listen to that. More »

Choose Your Own Adventure: Coco’s Ass or F-cking Idiot Who Thinks We Have Right To Shoot Politicians

Here’s the deal, folks, we’re in the final shopping week before Christmas and on the heels of a major tragedy that has surprisingly, at least for now and at a horrible price, sparked an open discussion about how fucked up gun culture is in America that I’ve been completely glued to, which is another way… More »