Posts tagged "Samuel L. Jackson"

Samuel L. Jackson: ‘F*ck Your Ice Buckets, Sing To Stop Racist Police’

While Bill Cosby used the race card to shame the "black media" into not reporting his 8,000 rape allegations, here's Samuel L. Jackson fighting actual racism by challenging celebrities who "dumped ice water on their heads" into singing on video to call out "the violence of the racist police." Via PEOPLE: The lyrics to Jackson'…

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014

Comic-Con: ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron,’ And Oh Yeah, ‘Ant-Man,’ I Guess

Considering they have no less than 20 movies coming out at a time, Marvel gets the prime time-slot in Comic-Con's Hall H where this year they wheeled out the entire cast of The Avengers: Age of Ultron - minus pregnant ScarJo - after an awkwardly brief Ant-Man panel. And if you're wondering how to tell…

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2014

Goddamn, I Need A Nerd-Cigarette: A Review of ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’

For the past few weeks, the advance word on Captain America: The Winter Soldier is that it's as good as The Avengers if not the best Marvel movie to date. It even made curmudgeony ol' fusspot Jeff Wells' heart grow three sizes as it should have because the hype is real. Winter Soldier is the…

By: The Superficial / April 4, 2014

Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Are Getting Larger By The Minute

Remember the other day when Scarlett Johansson defended Woody Allen? Yeah, me neither. *slaps face against monitor* (Hold my calls.) Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

By: The Superficial / March 21, 2014

Confuse Samuel L. Jackson For Laurence Fishburne Again, Motherf*cker, I Dare You

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By: The Superficial / February 10, 2014

‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ Has A Trailer

While the iTunes version continues to shit itself (Seriously, Marvel, you have a trillion Avengers money. C'mon.), here's the official UK trailer for Captain America: The Winter Soldier which looks like everything the first movie should've been right down to mining the shit out of Ed Brubaker's epic run and making Cap bang Scarlett Johansson

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2013

Tom Hiddleston Did Samuel L. Jackson As Loki

Last week, Tom Hiddleston broke the Internet by doing an insanely dead-on impression of Owen Wilson as Loki, and now here he is doing Samuel L. Jackson as Loki. Which is great unless your Nerdy Avril Lavigne who apparently sees shit like this everyday. Some of us aren't married to Dungeon Master Chad Kroeger, lady.

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2013

The Hottest Olsen Is Scarlet Witch In ‘Avengers 2′

Elizabeth Olsen has already grown up into the hot, non-Muppet-on-heroin-looking young woman everyone hoped and dream her sisters would be once they hit 18, and now she's besting them again by being cast in the premiere superhero franchise of the moment instead of murdering the best actor in one. Think of her as The Anti-Twin.

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2013

Samuel L. Jackson’s Playboy Interview Is Amazing

Samuel L. Jackson has a new interview in the October issue of Playboy, and it is a goddamn breath of fresh air after the whining, tone-deaf bullshit coming out of Kanye West and Chris Brown's mouths. I highly recommend reading the whole thing, but if you're strapped for time, here are some highlights on the…

By: The Superficial / September 25, 2013

The ‘RoboCop’ Reboot Has A Trailer And Other News

- House Porn with Gisele Bundchen [Lainey Gossip] - Paula Patton and Robin Thicke have the best marriage ever. We get it. [Dlisted] - These Dresses Never Looked Happier [theCHIVE] - Joe Manganiello finally shaved, probably shouldn't have. [tooFab] - Kenneth Cole really grasps social media. [BuzzFeed] - They cloned Bar Refaeli. That's what happened…

By: The Superficial / September 6, 2013

Be A Man And Say ‘N-gger’ To Samuel L. Jackson Or He Won’t Answer Your N-gger Questions

You'd think the media only just now saw a Tarantino movie for the first time and went, "Oh my stars, the language," because there's been a surprising collective freak-out over the use of the word "nigger" in Django Unchained despite being a movie about, oh I dunno, slavery. Not to mention, Leonardo DiCaprio has openly…

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2013

I Want To Know Every Word Samuel L. Jackson & Jamie Foxx Said Here. Every Word.

"Motherfucker threw water on them?! DAAAMMNN." (WINNER: Least Plausible Caption 2012) What's up, everybody? Thanks to my little schmoozing excursion to New York where I'll let you decide whether I was Don, Pete or Roger Sterling (Trick Question: Cosgrove, bitches!), The Crap We Missed, our always reliable Most Important People comment generator hit the back-burner,…

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2012

‘The Avengers’ Has A Trailer

Whoever owns the rights to The Avengers now - I'm going with Scrooge McDuck. - has just released the official trailer that hits pretty much all the bases you expect it to hit along with some Nine Inch Nails music because apparently kids love nails three inches shy of a foot. Can't get enough of…

By: The Superficial / October 11, 2011

Samuel L. Jackson Golfing is What’s Been Missing From My Life

Because I clearly suffer from a mental deficiency, I just spent the past 90 minutes coming up with captions for these random pics of Samuel L. Jackson at a two-day charity golf event in England. Because after you look at them, there's no way you can sit there and not imagine him saying "motherfucker" i…

By: The Superficial / August 5, 2011

‘Captain America’ Had a Premiere

Captain America, or Captain America: The First Avenger, as absolutely no one is calling it, had its Los Angeles premiere last night and has already won over curmudgeony film critic Jeff Wells who openly dreams of "strafing fanboys" at Comic-Con. So, until I get my review up on Friday because I'm just a simple dick…

By: The Superficial / July 20, 2011

Iron Man 2 has lots of pretty people and other news

- Billy Corgan rips Courtney Love a new hole. (I went there.) [PopEater] - Spencer Pratt has completely lost his shit. [Hollywood Life] - Pam Grier's vagina is Lindsay Lohan? [Dlisted] - That 19-year-old kid from Kick-Ass knocked up a 43-year-old. [Lainey Gossip] - Coco's ass has to be a fire hazard. Has to be.

By: The Superficial / April 27, 2010

Scarlett Johansson & Eva Mendes are not even trying

Scarlett Johansson and Eva Mendes attended the Berlin premiere of The Spirit with Samuel L. Jackson and director Frank Miller last nigh,t and you'd think the two ladies who play sexy villains in the movie would schnazz it up a bit. Instead, Eva looks like she's about to swap recipes in the latest issue of…

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2008