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Amanda Bynes Is Accusing Her Dad of Being A ‘Sexual Predator’ Again

And here we go again. I’d like to personally dedicate this shitstorm that took less than 24 hours to form to the judge who released Amanda Bynes even after her doctors said she was “severely ill.” Well played, your honor. This couldn’t be going better. Via Twitter: … More »

Amanda Bynes 5150’d Because of Sam Lutfi. Again.

When Amanda Bynes was first put on a 5150 hold, it was because Sam Lutfi – Yup, the dude who was drugging Britney Spears. – bought her a plane ticket from New York to LA where she proceeded to light a woman’s driveway on fire using her dog for the wick. Turns out she’s been… More »

Wait. How The Hell Did Sam Lutfi Get Involved With Amanda Bynes?

For those of you who don’t remember Sam Lutfi, from 2007 to 2008, he was the guy attached to Britney Spears during her crazy Predator phase which turned out to be the result of him drugging her food and drinks on top of her being crazy in general. He was eventually punched and restraining ordered… More »

Bertney’s Mama & Papa Won That Dang Ol’ Court Case ‘Gainst That There Mooslim Fella (Not Obama)

After attempting to paint himself as a walking rehab clinic/management team that helped Britney Spears kick a fictional meth habit, Sam Lutfi saw his lawsuit against Bertney and her parents completely thrown out yesterday which is usually what happens when you’re completely full of shit. TMZ reports:

Lutfi had filed a lawsuit –… More »

Britney Spears Was Crazy Because Of Meth, Says Least Credible Person Ever

“Malcolm Middle’s dad done gimme the good shit, y’all! YEE-HAW!”

In 2008, I’m almost positive I spent entire months writing about nothing but Britney Spears and her “manager” Sam Lutfi who would eventually be forcibly removed from her life by her father Jamie Spears after she locked herself in her bedroom and refused… More »

Britney Spears ‘Mentally Incapable’ of Testifying in Court

And welcome to the exact moment she realized this wasn’t a McDonald’s and was tricked into dressin’ all fancy again.

Remember Sam Lutfi, Britney Spears former “manager” who consistently drugged her when he wasn’t threatening to piss on the graves of his enemies? Turns out his lawsuit against Britney and her parents is… More »

The FBI Investigates Scary Phone Calls to Lindsay Lohan Now. Oh, Good.

Because I’m not a 60-year-old Kentucky resident on a Medicare-provided scooter, I don’t get overly concerned with government spending to mask my fear of the browning of America. However, finding out the FBI is using taxpayer money to investigate Lindsay Lohan’s alleged stalker is almost enough to make me turn on Glenn Beck and believe… More »

Jamie Spears: ‘I had legal right to punch Sam Lutfi out’

Sam Lutfi is currently suing Jamie Spears and claiming Britney’s dad assaulted him. Except Jamie’s not taking this lying down and basically told the court he had the legal right to kick the shit out of Sam, according to TMZ:

In legal papers filed today, Jamie is very careful to not admit he punched… More »

Sam Lutfi slapped with three year restraining order

After a lengthy court battle with Britney Spears’ conservatorship, a judge has issued a permanent restraining order preventing Sam “I’ll Piss On Your Grave” Lutfi from going anywhere near the pop singer or her children. Jon Eardley, an attorney who claimed Britney tried to hire him, has also been shut down, according to… More »

Sam Lutfi’s sister: ‘Britney tried to end conservatorship’

Seen here in two new shots from her Candies ad (Because why go back to looking at the non-CGI version?), Britney Spears allegedly concocted the plan to have Sam Lutfi hire a lawyer to battle her conservatorship. At least that’s what Sam’s sister Christina claimed during her surprise testimony in his restraining order hearing yesterday. More »

Britney Spears is so grounded

Britney Spears’ father Jamie Spears is currently fighting to get a permanent restraining order against Sam Lutfi. Jamie appeared in court yesterday to testify that Sam has been contacting Britney in an attempt to disrupt the conservatorship. Except all this might be because Britney Spears got caught with a prepaid phone. People reports:
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Sam Lutfi is broke. Who saw that coming?

While nobody, including Sam Lutfi, thought his lawsuit against Britney Spears and her parents was for anything but money, TMZ has uncovered information that shows Sam is up to this douchebeard in debt:

According to documents obtained by TMZ, a lien was slapped on Lutfi’s condo back in April. Lutfi never paid… More »

Sam Lutfi sues Britney Spears and her parents

In an unbelievably retarded legal move, Sam Lutfi has filed a lawsuit against Britney, Jamie and Lynne Spears claiming “libel, defamation, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress and breach of contract.” TMZ reports:

According to the papers, Sam claims Jamie and Lynn “launched a campaign of lies and intimidation designed to destroy Lutfi and… More »

Britney Spears’ dad slaps Adnan Ghalib, Sam Lutfi with restraining orders

Jamie Spears has obtained a temporary restraining order against Sam Lutfi, Adnan Ghalib and John Eardley, an attorney who, a year ago, attempted to challenge Britney Spears’ conservatorship without having any legal grounds to do so. The three have been conspiring together to make a new run at the conservatorship, so Sam and Adnan can… More »

Lynne Spears’ book not so much about parenting, more about her kids’ private lives (That’s sweet.)

Lynne Spears new book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World will hit bookshelves next month and it appears ol’ Lynne is cashing in her kids’ lives. The book includes chapters on Britney’s meltdown and Jamie Lynn’s teenage pregnancy. Without these tests of inner strength, Lynne… More »

Britney Spears wants Sam Lutfi to stay the hell away

Hey, remember this guy? Sam Lutfi a.k.a. Douchebeard McDrugYourDrinks. Well, it turns out the restraining order requiring him to stay 250 yards away from Britney Spears expires today. The order will not be renewed, but Britney’s lawyer issued the following public statement to Douchebeard letting him know what the fuck’s up. The APMore »

Sam Lutfi is probably going to jail

The LAPD officially announced that they are looking into the allegations that “someone” drugged Britney Spears. They haven’t launched a formal investigation yet, but I hear they want to prevent future drive-by vadge-ings so the chances look good. The AP reports:

Police Capt. Kyle Jackon said in a statement Wednesday that the… More »

Sam Lutfi finally served restraining order

Sam Lutfi was finally served the restraining order yesterday that effectively requires him to stay 250 feet from Britney Spears and have no contact with her whatsoever. The restraining order was set to expire today, but the judge in the case extended it to March 17, according to the AP:

In court… More »

Jamie Spears must watch Supernanny

Britney’s dad Jamie Spears is apparently running a tight ship. OK! Magazine reports Britney is kept on a regimented schedule which makes sense. Children crave structure and discipline which Jamie Spears is dishing out like Bruce Lee if he ran a day care for 26-years-old. I rock at metaphors:

Britney’s father is… More »

Britney Spears held captive! But goes shopping

Britney Spears is supposedly being held hostage in her own house, according to a New York attorney. Apparently being held hostage means shopping in Beverly Hills all weekend. Somebody better let those jackasses at Webster know. TMZ reports:

Attorney John Eardley filed papers in federal court last Thursday, alleging the California courts have railroaded… More »

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