Posts tagged "Salma Hayek"

Salma Hayek Met Gerard Butler. There Were No Survivors.

Why was she not in a shark cage?

Photo Boy / September 17, 2015

Salma Hayek Dominated The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards

Salma Hayek’s boobs. — Was I supposed to write something else?

The Superficial / June 8, 2015

Sean Penn’s Haiti Gala Had An Odd Guest List

Because the Golden Globes, it’s 47 after parties, and Johnny Depp’s Makeout Emporium weren’t enough, Sean Penn threw his annual Help Haiti Home Gala over the weekend featuring star-studded celebrities and a special guest who you’ll notice isn’t in any of the group shots or ever once near Sean Penn. However, this old pervert wa…

The Superficial / January 13, 2015

The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed

And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They work totes hard.

The Superficial / January 12, 2015

The 2015 Golden Globe Awards

I probably should’ve checked if there are any more awards show this month because here’s the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilson pic that justifies whatever it i…

The Superficial / January 12, 2015

Salma Hayek In A Bikini And Other News

- Helena Bonham Carter is single in case that means anything to you. [Lainey Gossip]
- Eminem comes out of the closet in The Interview because it doesn’t have enough hype. [Fishwrapper]
- Idris Elba is aware you want him to be the next Bond. [Dlisted]
- Red Lipstick Is Always A Nice Touch [theCHIVE]…

The Superficial / December 29, 2014

Antonio Banderas & Melanie Griffith Are Divorcing

“My God, it’s finally happened! Hold me in your penis arms, Sylvester.”
Late Friday afternoon (Read: Post-Giving-Fucks O’Clock.), Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas announced they’re getting a divorce which is either the result of him banging Sharon Stone, or Melanie Griffith getting way too much plastic surgery – that made him bang Sharon Stone. The…

The Superficial / June 9, 2014

That’s Salma Hayek’s Ass

Here’s Salma Hayek flashing her ass while filming How to Make Love Like an Englishman which, judging by this pic of Pierce Brosnan, is “portly, with a bit a’ brandy, love.” And, yes, I just made Pierce Brosnan talk like Michael Caine because that’s ‘ow they bloody all should, the filthy lot. And sweep u…

The Superficial / October 24, 2013

The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards

And we’re spent with the Golden Globes already, so here’s the rest of the fancy people there including hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler who based on the illegal YouTube clips I could barely understand, did an awesome job calling everyone in Hollywood crybaby assholes to their faces. But before everyone thinks they’re so witty…

The Superficial / January 14, 2013

Salma Hayek Is A Quality Actress And Other News

- Hot Ladies of the Electric Daisy Carnival 2012 [theCHIVE]
- Tom Cruise turned down a Friars Club Roast, so just assume hearing gay jokes causes Katie’s circuits to malfunction. [Lainey Gossip]
- 21 GIFs Of Kate Upton For Her 20th Birthday [BuzzFeed]
- Milo Ventimiglia got jacked. [Dlisted]
- Kate Walsh is bouncing o…

The Superficial / June 13, 2012

GOLDEN GLOBES: Salma Hayek’s Breasts And These Other People

Ready for more red carpet photos from the Golden Globes? Too bad, we’re Roethlisbergering them in your eyes. Here’s Salma Hayek and a bunch of random people who didn’t get their own galleries, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and a random warlock who mysteriously appeared to accept an award it…

The Superficial / January 16, 2012

Hello, Salma Hayek, and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy
– Finally got my inbox cleared out, so if you were into asking me random shit, or for tips on love, ladies, I’m fielding your questions again. – SW [Formspring]
- Jesse Eisenberg is kind of creepy. [Huffington Post]
- Benicio Del Toro’s bastard had a photo shoot. [Dlisted]
- Chris

Photo Boy / October 25, 2011

I Want To Be Salma Hayek’s Sunglasses and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy
- Flo Rida got a DUI. [Popeater]
– If this beard isn’t obscuring a penis, then this isn’t really a Sacha Baron Cohen film. [Huffington Post]
- George Clooney breaks up with Elisabetta Canalis in 3..2..1… [Dlisted]
- James Franco just wore out his welcome. [Lainey Gossip]
– But Stacy Keibler

Photo Boy / June 9, 2011

Salma Hayek’s Cleavage is Out Again

I could write a whole bunch of words about the Cannes premiere of Puss in Boots that reach deep into your soul, creating a sense of childlike glee and wonder you’ve long since forgotten, but the important thing is Salma Hayek has gigantic breasts, yet somehow I still noticed Antonio Banderas shown up shit-blasted out…

The Superficial / May 11, 2011

Salma Hayek in a Bikini

Here’s Salma Hayek in St. Barts yesterday who’s turning into quite the spicy brickhouse. A lot of people say I only like anorexic chicks because I’ve made it my mission to point out how pregnant Christina Aguilera is – because she is. But I would bull fight Salma Hayek until my penis broke which practically…

The Superficial / December 30, 2010

And Now Salma Hayek’s Breasts

Dear Everyone Against Allowing Open Immigration from Mexico into the US,
These Babies
Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

The Superficial / June 24, 2010

Salma Hayek’s Breasts Were on Letterman

Because she’s starring in some movie about something, here’s Salma Hayek’s cleavage outside the Ed Sullivan theater last night before making an appearance on Letterman. Remember that scene in The Mask where Jim Carrey’s face transforms into a howling cartoon wolf after seeing Cameron Diaz for the first time? Mine’s more of an adorable kitte…

The Superficial / June 22, 2010

‘Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?’

While Salma Hayek, Maria Bello and Maya Rudolph sat down with Extra to promote their new movie Grown Ups yesterday, a large snake crawled across the set sending Salma Hayek into one of the most insane panics I’ve ever seen. Seriously, she’s like Indiana Jones if he had huge breasts and a propensity for using…

The Superficial / June 9, 2010

Salma Hayek has Cannes (I went there) and other news

- Woody Allen isn’t helping. [PopEater]
- Kate Hudson’s implants might be a weapon in her feud with Cameron Diaz. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jonathan Rhys Meyers gets banned from United Airlines. [Dlisted]
- Arianny Celeste could make golf interesting. [HollywoodTuna]
- Ke$ha doesn’t look like she’s trying hard at all. [StarPulse]
- Phoebe Price doing…

The Superficial / May 17, 2010

Scarlett Johansson has ‘Best Celebrity Breasts’

In probably the most prestigious competition conceived by man, Scarlett Johansson has been declared the owner of the “Best Celebrity Breasts” by Access Hollywood. Here’s how others ranked in cleavagey fortitude:
1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Salma Hayek
3. Halle Berry
4. Jessica Simpson
5. Jennifer Love Hewitt
At this time, I’d like to sincerely thank…

The Superficial / April 29, 2009
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