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I think Salma Hayek’s breasts are in this post, but don’t quote me on that. It’s just a hunch. More »

Salma Hayek & Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Aren’t The War On Christmas

Salma Hayek and Christina Aguilera’s breasts are still large. This is important information. More »

Salma Hayek Met Gerard Butler. There Were No Survivors.

Why was she not in a shark cage? More »

Salma Hayek Dominated The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards

Salma Hayek’s boobs. — Was I supposed to write something else? More »

Sean Penn’s Haiti Gala Had An Odd Guest List

Because the Golden Globes, it’s 47 after parties, and Johnny Depp’s Makeout Emporium weren’t enough, Sean Penn threw his annual Help Haiti Home Gala over the weekend featuring star-studded celebrities and a special guest who you’ll notice isn’t in any of the group shots or ever once near Sean Penn. However, this old pervert was… More »

The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed

And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They work totes hard.
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The 2015 Golden Globe Awards

I probably should’ve checked if there are any more awards show this month because here’s the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilson pic that justifies whatever it is… More »

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