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Why Does Piers Morgan Hate America? Or Just Susan Sarandon’s Breasts

Piers Morgan thinks Susan Sarandon’s cleavage desecrated the noble deceased of Hollywood. More »

Good Morning, Kate Mara’s Side Boob, And Other News

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have no fucks for Leo. [Lainey Gossip]

So Nick Jonas definitely had sex with Kate Hudson. [Dlisted]

Justin Bieber is drinking alone at gay bars now. [TMZ]

Katie May’s butt is here for you. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. … More »

Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Were On Point

Sofia Vergara’s breasts did awesome stuff at the SAG Awards, too, you country club bastards. ATTICA! More »

It’s Just Kate Winslet Touching Susan Sarandon’s Boobs, NBD

Kate Winslet is just like you! More »

What Nobody Talks About When They Talk About Leonardo DiCaprio Vaping

Leonardo DiCaprio vaping at the SAG Awards is only part of the picture. Open your mind to me, please… More »

Jennifer Aniston & Sofia Vergara Won The SAG Awards

Jennifer Aniston and Sofia Vergara’s cleavage are all you need to know about The SAG Awards. I’d never lie to you. More »

Jennifer Lawrence Will Completely Lose Her Shit If You Tell Her A Spoiler

In case the Internet needed more proof that Jennifer Lawrence is its one, true love, here she is going absolutely fangirl while meeting Damian Lewis before proceeding to completely lose her shit after the Access Hollywood anchors tell her a massive Homeland spoiler. At one point, she’s genuinely crying which, for the record, I did… More »

The 20th Annual SAG Awards

I’m going to shoot it to you straight. Today is technically a work holiday, so I let Photo Boy have the day off because he’s like my sla- a trusted employee! I was going to say trusted employee. So here’s my attempt at a SAG Awards red carpet gallery/a> which may or may not beMore »

Jennifer Lawrence’s Armpit Looks Like A Vagina, According To Jennifer Lawrence

In every photo like this, there’s always a Cuba Gooding Jr. in the background whose night’s just about to get started.

Here’s Jennifer Lawrence at the 20th Annual SAG Awards Saturday night where she told Giuliana Rancic that her armpit looks like a vagina because Jennifer Lawrence is a powerhouse of poise, class… More »

Cuba Gooding Jr.’s Night Went Well

In case you missed it, just as Ben Affleck finished wrapping up the 20th Annual SAG Awards Saturday night, Cuba Gooding Jr. ran onstage and Kanye’d the shit out of him by yelling “Happy MLK Weekend!” right into the microphone. Which actually makes sense once you see the above pic of how he started his… More »

Lea Michele & Ryan Murphy Banned Dianna Agron From ‘Glee’ Cory Monteith Tribute Episode

In case you were wondering if Cory Monteith’s death would make Lea Michele less of a diva cunt, the answer is no because she’s Mean Girls-ing Dianna Agron out of the Glee tribute with the help of Ryan Murphy who hates that ish, too. In related news, this is what’s holding up gay marriage more… More »

January Jones’ Hair Is Falling Out

Here’s January Jones as a redhead. And here she is as a brunette. And above she’s back to being a blonde, so you’ll probably be surprised to find out her hair is falling out which the Internet couldn’t trip over itself fast enough to report because she’s a spite-birthing shrew. And, honestly, all I have… More »

The 19th Annual Screen Actor Guild Awards

Here’s the rest of The 19th Annual Screen Actor Guild Awards which I might as well have called “The I Watch A Lot of Mad Men, Breaking Bad and Homeland Plus Want To Touch Maria Menounos’ Butt Gallery” which is really the core message here. Well, that and, Oh God Jesus Why, Jessica Pare?!. Although,… More »

Jennifer Lawrence Ripped Her Dress, Made Everyone Google Her Old MTV Promo

Despite Meryl Streep injecting her with pneumonia to teach her respect, Jennifer Lawrence made it to last night’s SAG Awards where she not only won, but managed to rip her dress on her way to the podium before revealing she got her SAG card from starring in a promo for MTV’s My Super Sweet 16. More »

Supposedly Ashlee Simpson Looks ‘Great’ Here

This may come as a shock to you, but I’m not a maven of high fashion society, so I really have no clue why everyone was raving about how “amazing” Ashlee Simpson looked at the SAG Awards last night. Maybe because she’s not standing next to a sobbing little boy with girl’s hair? Or maybe… More »

Lea Michele & Hailee Steinfeld Make Nice

After finding out she snubbed a potential Oscar winner and not a lowly peasant – In her defense Hailee Steinfeld was literally dressed like one. – Glee’s Lea Michele has been on constant damage control considering she already has a bad enough reputation as an epic cunt. So, of course, she took the time to… More »

The 17th Annual SAG Awards

Despite the fact Charlie Sheen has unleashed a maelstrom of porn stars eager to tell us how much he loves coke and sex dungeons, the Screen Actors Guild still decided to hold an awards show yesterday, clearly just to piss me off. I mean, Christ, they even invited Kim Kardashian which had to be some… More »

SAG Awards: Mila Kunis, Also There

Mila Kunis was also at last night’s SAG Awards looking, well, like Mila Kunis. Which is pretty much the greatest compliment I can give a women outside of pointing at my groin and yelling, “Boner, BONER!” and the exceedingly rare, “Tell me about your shopping trip.” Although that last one is more myth than legend,… More »

SAG Awards: I Think Natalie Portman Might Be Pregnant

Here’s Natalie Portman at the 17th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards last night looking ridiculously good for a woman who could drop a kid on the red carpet at any second. Granted, I don’t think she’s that far along, but lately I’ve developed an incredible gift for concocting scenarios that require Mila Kunis to be… More »