Posts tagged "Ryan Sweeting"

The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

Here's the rest of The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards where my comprehensive reporting will tell you Breaking Bad won fucking everything except for that one award for True Detective and Benedict Cumberbatch winning for Sherlock which slightly makes up for Rust Cohle losing to …
By: The Superficial / August 26, 2014

Kaley Cuoco Got Married Already

After being sport-fucked by Superman, The Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco went full Jennifer Love Hewitt and somehow managed to sink her claws into Ryan Sweeting who she's now successfully coerced into marrying her in less than half a year dating. The couple was …
By: The Superficial / January 2, 2014

Kaley Cuoco Is The New Jennifer Love Hewitt

Because some women believe their craziness is not only acceptable but adorable, Jennifer Love Hewitt let everyone know that she carried around three preselected engagement rings in her purse, so that when she got pregnant and trapped a man into marrying her, he wouldn't pick the wrong ring. And now …
By: The Superficial / October 4, 2013

Kaley Cuoco’s Engaged Because F*ck You, Superman

For those of you don't watch CBS sitcoms because you haven't given up on life, Kaley Cuoco is probably best known for being the first chick Henry Cavill banged after Man of Steel hit theaters because he saw her on TV once and wondered what her vagina would be like.
By: The Superficial / September 27, 2013