Posts tagged "Ryan Seacrest"

BREAKING: Ryan Seacrest Got Drunk Enough To Touch A Vagina

"You! Yeah... you, right there. Black dress, stupid strap thingy. You get Cowell on the line and you tell that bastard a bet's a FUCKING bet. He didn't think I could do it, well, you tell him I fucking did it. I fucking did it all by myself with my hands on the slimy thing …
By: The Superficial / August 22, 2014

The 2014 iHeartRadio Music Awards

Posted by Photo Boy As far as I can tell from these photos, The iHeart Radio Music Awards are almost entirely ignored by anyone relevant in the music industry, which is why the most famous person on the red carpet was Hilary Duff and even she showed up looking like a …
By: Photo Boy / May 2, 2014

Ryan Seacrest Is Really Into The Chicks At His Party

Wait, did I say really? Because I meant not at all. Not even close. It's a miracle he didn't light them on fire. Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News …
By: The Superficial / January 3, 2014

Julianne Hough’s In A Bikini

Because we're dead inside, the other day we tried to make a shitty joke only to bail after laughing at the lead photo about Julianne Hough being abused as a child and how that explained her relationship with Ryan Seacrest. So to make things up to her, even though it was kind …
By: The Superficial / January 7, 2013

Julianne Hough: ‘I Was Abused As A Child’

I, uh, I did something bad here, didn't I? Next post? Next post. Photo: Fame, Flynet, Splash News …
By: The Superficial / January 3, 2013

Kanye West Was Supposed To Propose To Kim Kardashian On Her Birthday, Didn’t

Over the weekend, Ryan Seacrest hinted heavily that the evil he inflicted upon America would soon shat out another wedding thanks to Kanye West proposing to Kim Kardashian on her 32nd birthday this past Sunday. Except none of that happened, and instead Kanye just flew to her Italy where he banged …
By: The Superficial / October 23, 2012

Julianne Hough’s Still In A Bikini and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Beyonce and Jay-Z named their baby in honor of Satan. Of course. [Dlisted] - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems is the appropriate way to ease back into the first full work week since the holidays. [theCHIVE] - Kristen Bell wants to have sex with Jesse …
By: Photo Boy / January 9, 2012

Julianne Hough Wears A Bikini, Ryan Seacrest Seeks Cover From Her Girl Parts

Apparently Ryan Seacrest's first encounter with Julianne Hough's bikini-clad breasts left him feeling "icky," if not full-blown "ohmahgah," because here's the two of them in St. Bart's on Tuesday where Julianne went swimming in a bikini while Ryan safely hid hundreds of yards away on a boat waiting for her to …
By: The Superficial / January 5, 2012

Julianne Hough Has Leaked Photos Now

When we last left Julianne Hough, she was being routinely molested by Ryan Seacrest in front of her friends and family as his way of saying, "Happy Birthday. Now quit your crying." So here she is in a series of leaked photos that just made their way onto the Internet, and someone needs …
By: The Superficial / August 30, 2011

Ryan Seacrest Understands Women

"Mmm, that's pert, real pert. Is it creepy if I say that? Pert. These are pert." Julianne Hough celebrated her 23rd birthday in Miami over the weekend, and like any good boyfriend 13 years her senior, Ryan Seacrest surprised her by showing up and flagrantly molesting her in front …
By: The Superficial / July 18, 2011

The Celebrites Are ‘Alive,’ Everybody!

After not even six whole days, the celebrities involved in the Keep a Child Alive campaign managed to convince a billionaire to donate $500,000 so they can all return to Twitter after it was starting to look like it'd be awhile before they could shill for Best Buy again. So, …
By: The Superficial / December 7, 2010

WOW.

There's really not a whole lot to say here except for Michael Jackson is still our greatest photobomber, and Justin Bieber has to be like gay catnip. Has to be. Photos: Getty …
By: The Superficial / March 31, 2010

Ryan Seacrest’s stalker was Special Forces. Sweet!

Ryan Seacrest's knife-wielding stalker who was arrested at E! Studios Friday is apparently a highly trained killing machine for the Army which issued a public apology to the radio host today. TMZ reports: TMZ just spoke with Lt. Col. Nathan Banks, an Army spokesperson, who told us: "We apologize to Ryan Seacrest. Pending the …
By: The Superficial / November 2, 2009

Kendra Wilkinson has a bachelorette party

- Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper had a conveniently photographed date last night. Somewhere Angelina is still not giving a shit. [Lainey Gossip] - Ricky Martin has finally come out of the closet. The completely transparent one that might as well not even be there. [Celebslam] - Heidi Klum is getting her own …
By: The Superficial / June 19, 2009

Shanna Moakler to Miss California: ‘Stop lying.’

Instead of letting sleeping fake breasts lie, Shanna Moakler went on the offensive this morning against Carrie Prejean. Shanna called into Ryan Seacrest to explain why she resigned from the Miss California USA organization and stated she has no ill will towards Donald Trump. Via Sawf News: Moakler says she was in agreement …
By: The Superficial / May 14, 2009

Ryan Seacrest tries to high five a blind guy

Here's a video of Ryan Seacrest trying to high five American Idol contest Scott Macintrye last night. Except, one small problem, Scott's blind. I wonder if his heightened senses allowed him to smell Ryan's epic levels of douche. Which would explain why Scott Macintyre spent the evening repeatedly asking if he was in a vinegar …
By: The Superficial / January 14, 2009

Paris Hilton & Benji Madden still doin’ it

Realizing no one outside of the free clinic will touch them, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have started having sleepovers together, according to NY Daily News: "They are completely still hooking up," one source tells us, adding, "They aren't exclusive, but they are still spending nights at each other's houses." Agrees a Hilton pal, …
By: The Superficial / December 22, 2008

Britney Spears & Madonna. Whee.

Dear Ryan Seacrest, Last night, Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake performed in LA with Madonna - but not together as you had promised. Instead, Ms. Spears stood painfully still singing "Human Nature," while afterward, Master Timberlake appeared looking like the Artful Dodger's gay cousin Skippy. My only response to you, Mr. Seacrest, is …
By: The Superficial / November 7, 2008

Ryan Seacrest gets bit by a shark, lives (C’MON!)

Ryan Seacrest apparently was bitten by a shark on Sunday while at the beach in Mexico. It must've been a tiny shark because Ryan barely even noticed and found the tooth later in his leg, according to Page Six: "He didn't know what it was for a minute - he thought it was a …
By: The Superficial / July 29, 2008

Tyra Banks, Ryan Seacrest eligible for Emmys

Good morning! There's nothing like waking up to a slap in the face by the fact that our country is barreling towards rampant retardation at friggin' lightspeed. The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences (I'll assume formed by Mr. Wizard) has announced that reality TV hosts such as Tyra Banks (above) and Ryan Seacrest are …
By: The Superficial / April 23, 2008
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