“You! Yeah… you, right there. Black dress, stupid strap thingy. You get Cowell on the line and you tell that bastard a bet’s a FUCKING bet. He didn’t think I could do it, well, you tell him I fucking did it. I fucking did it all by myself with my hands on the slimy thing… More »
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As far as I can tell from these photos, The iHeart Radio Music Awards are almost entirely ignored by anyone relevant in the music industry, which is why the most famous person on the red carpet was Hilary Duff and even she showed up looking like a just starting… More »
Wait, did I say really? Because I meant not at all. Not even close. It’s a miracle he didn’t light them on fire.
Because we’re dead inside, the other day we tried to make a shitty joke only to bail after laughing at the lead photo about Julianne Hough being abused as a child and how that explained her relationship with Ryan Seacrest. So to make things up to her, even though it was kind of funny, we’re… More »
I, uh, I did something bad here, didn’t I?
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Over the weekend, Ryan Seacrest hinted heavily that the evil he inflicted upon America would soon shat out another wedding thanks to Kanye West proposing to Kim Kardashian on her 32nd birthday this past Sunday. Except none of that happened, and instead Kanye just flew to her Italy where he banged her without making her… More »
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- Beyonce and Jay-Z named their baby in honor of Satan. Of course. [Dlisted]
- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems is the appropriate way to ease back into the first full work week since the holidays. [theCHIVE]
- Kristen Bell wants to have sex… More »
Apparently Ryan Seacrest’s first encounter with Julianne Hough’s bikini-clad breasts left him feeling “icky,” if not full-blown “ohmahgah,” because here’s the two of them in St. Bart’s on Tuesday where Julianne went swimming in a bikini while Ryan safely hid hundreds of yards away on a boat waiting for her to “cover that shit up… More »