Where did the giant breasts next to Ryan Gosling at the Oscars come from? His mother’s vagina! Did not see that coming. More »
Posted by Photo Boy
Yesterday, we spent some time considering whether or not Thor could get us off harder than any other chiseled actor, and today, we’ll spend even more time thinking about one of the guys who didn’t get that honor. I want to make it perfectly clear that when we’re casually… More »
Congratulations, a wax statue gets laid more than all of us now.
Ryan Gosling was totally going to marry you, but then Eva Mendes threw her slut pussy onto his erect penis while he was trying to send you a romantic dick pic. – WHORE! – So now Us Weekly reports they’re the… More »
“What is that? Some sort of SEO shit?”
“Why’s her name first?”
If you somehow haven’t had it screamed into your face now, twin bullshit factories Star and OK! Magazine are both reporting Eva Mendes is seven months pregnant with Ryan Gosling’s baby. Which might actually be true, according to Lainey Gossip,… More »
Bertney And The Baby Goose
by Shel Silverstein
Bertney liked being on radio shows. They always had her favorite candy while she waited. But Bertney didn’t like when her publicist made her remember answers while she was trying to eat her candy.
“These words don’t fit in my brain,” Bertney would… More »
[Insert Batman talking in a Boston accent here. It’ll be hilarious.]
When Ben Affleck was announced as the new Batman in Zack Snyder’s sequel to Man of Steel, the Internet was, well, the Internet. And understandably so considering Daredevil was a fiery shit into comic book fans’ long boxes – *brushes dust off… More »