Posts tagged "Ryan Gosling"

Stop Asking Serious Artist Baby Goose To Be ‘Sexiest Man Alive,’ Girl

Posted by Photo Boy Yesterday, we spent some time considering whether or not Thor could get us off harder than any other chiseled actor, and today, we'll spend even more time thinking about one of the guys who didn't get that honor. I want to make it perfectly clear that when we're casually discussing who…

By: Photo Boy / November 20, 2014

Ryan Gosling And Some Whore You Hate Just Had A Baby Girl

Congratulations, a wax statue gets laid more than all of us now. Ryan Gosling was totally going to marry you, but then Eva Mendes threw her slut pussy onto his erect penis while he was trying to send you a romantic dick pic. - WHORE! - So now Us Weekly reports they're the stupid parent…

By: The Superficial / September 16, 2014

Eva Mendes Ryan Gosling Baby Pregnant

"What is that? Some sort of SEO shit?" "Why's her name first?" If you somehow haven't had it screamed into your face now, twin bullshit factories Star and OK! Magazine are both reporting Eva Mendes is seven months pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby. Which might actually be true, according to Lainey Gossip, who I'm going…

By: The Superficial / July 9, 2014

Bertney And The Baby Goose

Bertney And The Baby Goose by Shel Silverstein Bertney liked being on radio shows. They always had her favorite candy while she waited. But Bertney didn't like when her publicist made her remember answers while she was trying to eat her candy. "These words don't fit in my brain," Bertney would say between bites of

By: The Superficial / October 18, 2013

I’ve Come Around To Ben Affleck As Batman

[Insert Batman talking in a Boston accent here. It'll be hilarious.] When Ben Affleck was announced as the new Batman in Zack Snyder's sequel to Man of Steel, the Internet was, well, the Internet. And understandably so considering Daredevil was a fiery shit into comic book fans' long boxes - *brushes dust off penis* -…

By: The Superficial / August 26, 2013

This Is The List For The New Batman Already

So forget Tyler Hoechlin. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Warner Bros. is going for a grizzled, older Batman to take on Henry Cavill's Superman, and the list is already getting out of control. So here's everyone already being considered plus some from Lainey Gossip, Batman On Film and my own hopes and dreams. Although, before…

By: The Superficial / August 5, 2013

Zac Efron & Ryan Gosling Might Be Playing Han Solo and Luke Skywalker Jr.

Apparently most of Hollywood understands that the prequels were horseshit thanks to George Lucas writing, directing and making everyone act in a giant green-screen thunderdome while he sat on a couch because, according to Latino Review, Disney has already had meetings with Zac Efron AND Ryan Gosling for Episode VII because people who are obsessed…

By: The Superficial / July 25, 2013

Ryan Gosling Is Saving Women From Taxis Now

"What do you mean you're the killer, Taxi? I thought we was partners!" In case women don't want to fuck Ryan Gosling hard enough, apparently he's saving them from taxis now because he's some sort of dreamy knight whose breath probably smells like warm puppy kisses with a hint of cinnamon. HuffPost New York reports:…

By: The Superficial / April 4, 2012

Harry Potter Wants To Bang Ryan Gosling Now

Apparently Daniel Radcliffe really wants to make sure he's no longer remembered as the sweet boy-wizard beloved the world over, but instead as a pubic-hair loving alcoholic who thinks his movies are better than Scorsese now because have you heard? Daniel Radcliffe drinks and likes pubes. Recognize. On that note, here he is fantasizing about…

By: The Superficial / February 7, 2012

Ryan Gosling Scored Blake Lively

Granting me the legal grounds to stab him in his sleep without fear of prosecution - I know my rights. - Ryan Gosling is reportedly dating Blake Lively, according to E! News: "They've been out a few times and are definitely into each other, but I don't think it's super serious or anything right now,"…

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2010

Hilary Duff is a Gossip Girl and other news

- Chris Brown is not allowed to contact Rihanna for five years. Which gives him plenty of time to have sexual reorientation surgery and become a man. [Just Jared] - Ryan Gosling is dating Kat Dennings? But she wasn't in The Notebook... [Lainey Gossip] - Sean Connery turned 79 today and pretty much every woma…

By: The Superficial / August 25, 2009

Kim Kardashian just lowered property values

- Lauren Conrad claims Ryan Gosling hit on her. Does he like them boring? I forget. [Lainey Gossip] - Jenna Fischer is engaged. That's what she said. (See what I did there?) [PopEater] - Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel aren't broken up. Just unhappily drifting through life's menial chores together. Whee? [Just Jared] - Janice

By: The Superficial / July 6, 2009

Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling undeniably back together (At last, certainty!)

It had been rumored in the tabloids: Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling REUNITED! However, it was only gossip and speculation. Our fragile hearts weren't ready to believe again. "Too soon," we said. "Too soon." But then, last night, love went out for coffee. The couple was spotted in Toronto sharing a tender moment and OMG…

By: The Superficial / August 22, 2008