Posts tagged "Russell Crowe"

Someone Should Probably Tell New Superman People Live In Buildings: A Review of ‘Man of Steel’

"Aw, Superman, come back. We promise we won't stare at your penis anymore. These aliens are really strong." If you're debating whether to catch Man of Steel and are on a time-crunch, let me save you a pile of nerd words and say, yes, go see it. Because even though it's not quite the …
By: The Superficial / June 14, 2013

‘Man Of Steel’ Has A New Trailer

Here's the newer, longer trailer for Man of Steel that showcases the different parenting styles of Russell Crowe and Kevin Costner who I'll now refer to as Hugging Space Dad and Eh, Let People Die Dad from here on out. Not that I'm complaining because at least they finally explain why Superman …
By: The Superficial / December 11, 2012

Russell Crowe Is Single

If you haven't heard by now, Russell Crowe and Danielle Spencer have separated after nine years of marriage, according to the Sydney Morning Herald: Crowe and Spencer have two children together, Charles and Tennyson, aged eight and six. The decision is said to have been amicable with Crowe and Spencer committed …
By: The Superficial / October 15, 2012

Russell Crowe is Superman’s Dad.
The Other One.

"Now, hear me out. If you apply Kryptonite to the tip, you should be able to make the cut." Keeping with the Hollywood tradition of casting once-handsome actors turned comically obese as Superman's space dad, Russell Crowe will reportedly play Jor-El in Zack Snyder's reboot, according to Variety: Christopher …
By: The Superficial / June 15, 2011

Russell Crowe: ‘Stop Cutting Baby Penis’

"GIVE ME BACK MY SON('S FORESKIN)!" Apparently Tracy Morgan and Russell Crowe decided to star in a buddy comedy without telling anybody because while Tracy handled the gays, Russell gladiated the Jews this morning by tweeting and simultaneously outing himself as an Anne Geddes fan: Circumcision is …
By: The Superficial / June 10, 2011

Oh, good. Russell Crowe has a sword.

Here's Russell Crowe at the Madrid photocall for Robin Hood where some genius thought it'd be a good idea to provide him with a sword, wine and the opportunity to trash anyone who's played Robin Hood in the past century. Christ, at that point you might as well put an open …
By: The Superficial / April 28, 2010

Russell Crowe finally working out

Just because this seem apropos, here's Russell Crowe finally working out in Sydney this morning after stubbornly refusing to shed the weight he gained for Body of Lies. His gut supposedly cost Sienna Miller the role of Maid Marian in Ridley Scott's Nottingham because she'd make Russell look huge. I guess they threatened to …
By: The Superficial / January 29, 2009

Russell Crowe’s obesity gets Sienna Miller fired

Russell Crowe's stubborn refusal to diet has cost Sienna Miller the role of Maid Marian in Ridley Scott's Robin Hood remake Nottingham. The Daily Mail reports Crowe, 44, has not shed the four stone he gained for his role in the recent Body Of Lies, where he played a former journalist who hunts …
By: The Superficial / January 13, 2009