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Lindsay Lohan Is Super Deep, You Guys

Over the weekend, Lindsay Lohan appeared on The Jonathan Ross Show with Russell Brand who she’s apparently trying to impress now by dropping deep quotes about capitalism on Instagram. In her bra:

“We swim in the aquarium of capitalism.”

As for where that’s from, I have no fucking clue because every… More »

And Now Russell Brand Demonstrating How Fox News Is A Terrorist Organization

What? You actually thought those Nina Agdal pics wouldn’t come with a price? Holy shit, you should see your faces right now. I’m gonna get a camera. Don’t move. (h/t Uproxx)

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Courtney Love Shot Down Russell Brand

In the past, Courtney Love has claimed that Gavin Rossdale slept with her while he was with Gwen Stefani, and that Dave Grohl banged Frances Bean because he was obsessed with Kurt Cobain. Also, she’s Courtney Love which in hindsight was all the background you needed here. Apologies. Via Starpulse:

The 49-year-old rocker… More »

Russell Brand: ‘The War On Drugs Killed Philip Seymour Hoffman’

In a new Guardian op/ed Russell Brand blames Philip Seymour Hoffman’s death on the War on Drugs which you can read in its entirely below at your leisure. But because I’ve been seeing this train of thought pop up in the comments, let me try and redirect your efforts because this is the wrong fuckingMore »

Russell Brand Wanted To Get Katy Perry Pregnant

Getting pregnant makes a woman’s breasts bigger, and Katy Perry and Russell Brand were both rich enough to have a child-size dungeon built in their house (Or hire a nanny, whatever.), so I really don’t get what all the complaining’s about here. Via Marie Claire:

She has said she wants children, but “I’m… More »

Russell Brand Jerked A Dude Off

In an interview dug up by Radar Online, Russell Brand admits to giving a man a handjob for a comedy documentary during the height of his heroin addiction. The documentary was supposed to explore “social taboos,” but mostly sounds like the work of a director going, “Haha! Watch what I’m going to make this junkie… More »

Russell Brand Was Edited Out of GQ’s Men Of The Year Issue, I Can’t Imagine Why

“So then I say, ‘Well, let’s see who’s inna bloody wheelchair now,” and then we made passionate love the soize of a tan-jah-reen.”

Last month, Russell Brand was kicked out of the GQ Men of The Year Awards after informing the crowd that the events sponsor Hugo Boss used to make uniforms forMore »

Katy Perry Almost Committed Suicide Because of Russell Brand Divorce

In a new interview with Billboard, Katy Perry admits she contemplated suicide after her divorce from Russell Brand. And if you’re wondering if she could seriously be that stupid, in the next paragraph she calls John Mayer a genius, so yes. Yes, she could.

Elsewhere, Perry pointedly confronts her turbulent recent history. The… More »

Russell Brand Kicked Out of GQ Awards For Pointing Out Hugo Boss Made Nazi Uniforms

While speaking at GQ’s Man of The Year Awards, Russell Brand thought it’d be hilarious to joke about the fact that Hugo Boss, the event’s sponsor, made a fortune selling uniforms to the Nazis. Which it was unless you’re an editor for GQ whose corporate sponsor you (accurately) linked to one of the most historic… More »

Russell Brand Thought About Other Women While Having Sex With Katy Perry

“Look at ‘is, love, I’m pretending your bum is Kim Kardashian’s. Kim Kardashian. That’s like the Cadillac of bums.”

Before a warmup gig for his Messiah Complex tour last week, Russell Brand was talking to the crowd about marriage and basically compared it to being a monk before throwing Katy Perry’s vagina under… More »

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