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Roger Ailes’ Hamburger Testicles Are Probably Out Of A Job

Roger Ailes is getting tossed on the grill. Get it? Because his nuts look ground beef. There’s gonna be a lot of that. More »

Rupert Murdoch’s Divorcing His Ninja Wife

Remember that scene in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon when Ziyi Zhang fucks up all those dudes at that bar? This will be like that except with taking Rupert Murdoch’s money. And still stabbing him with a katana. Deadline reports:

Media moguls routinely divorce, but this is different because of any impact on the… More »

Katie Holmes Left Tom Cruise Because Of Scientology? Noooooo

After writing a way too long review of Prometheus, the last thing I want to do is talk about aliens and religion combining in another nonsensical clusterfuck, but there’s literally nothing going on besides Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorce which I’m not going to pretend wasn’t goddamn Christmas day. So let’s get into this… More »

Rupert Murdoch Attacked With Shaving Cream Pie. Ah, Britain…

“I believe I’ll have child for lunch. Or perhaps a slice of that delicious dinosaur meat from the cellar. Hmm, yes…”

While explaining to Parliament how News of the World thought it’d be a great idea to hack voicemail messages of dead girls and the surviving families of terrorist victims, News Corp. CEO… More »