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When Did Tallulah Willis Become The Hot One? Also, There’s A Hot One?

Tallulah Willis looks like this now. More »


This Post Is About Rumer Willis’ Butt

Rumer Willis’ butt is in a bikini. You’re looking right at it. More »


Rumer Willis Won Dancing With The Stars If Anyone Gives A Shit

Rumer Willis won Dancing With The Stars. More importantly, pictures of her butt, we have them. More »



Demi Moore Gave Rumer Willis A Gun Cake

Apparently, everyone’s supposed to lose their shit over Demi Moore giving Rumer Willis a gun cake for her 26th birthday even though it’s supposedly a callback to her photo shoot with Tyler Shields. I’m a wiener-bitch liberal when it comes to guns, and even I don’t see the problem here. Not to mention, Demi’s one… More »


There Was A #FreeTheNipple Fundraiser, Of Course

A few weeks ago, Scout Willis walked around New York City topless because Instagram doesn’t allow nipples or something. The important thing is that it’s a very serious issue that required very serious celebrity activism instead of, oh I dunno, say childhood obesity, education, hunger, poverty, unemployment, domestic abuse, fracking, gun control, climate change, or… More »


And Now Back To Celebrity Groins

My last post involved not equating with homosexuals with pedophiles which required way more critical thinking than some of you prefer or are even capable of, so fortunately for you here’s Rumer Willis flashing her panties. And guess what? They cover her vagina! ZOLY COW THE ZEXY PUD YOUR PENIS IN PLACE!

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‘Whee! We’re Rich And On Drugs Just Like Hippies! F*ck You, Dad!’

“Shit. Did I lock the Beamer?”
“Hehe! I traded it for acid. Do me in that clown skull!”

Here’s the rest of the first weekend of Coachella where rich people dressed like an American Eagle ad and stuffed themselves so full of drugs they forgot they had children and/or nothing but aMore »


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