Posts tagged "Royal Wedding"

Obligatory Royal Wedding Post

“My word, it has ears like your father…”
So by Royal Wedding, I actually meant five-year-old photos of Kate Middleton in a bikini, and possibly the first time she saw the royal scepter. Because if there was ever an acceptable time to say, “I don’t give a fuck, this is ‘Murika,” this is it. Granted,…

The Superficial / April 29, 2011