Posts tagged "Royal Baby"

THE ROYAL CAR SEAT STRAPS ARE ALL WRONG! STOP THE INTERNET!

"I can't flip anybody off in here! RELEASE YOUR KING AT ONCE." Some people might say this site is the worst possible type of blog imaginable, soul rotting, bullshit even, and those people would be mostly right except they'd be forgetting there's still one step below me: Mommy blogs. Case in point: The …
By: The Superficial / July 25, 2013

Behold! The Royal Rugrat Has Been Named

First off, huge thanks to everyone in the comments yesterday for pointing out the Royal Baby was flipping everybody off. I fucking love this kid already. And now the little scoundrel has a name, according to People: "The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are delighted to announce that they have named their …
By: The Superficial / July 24, 2013

And, Wow, It’s The Royal Baby Already. Okay.

While Kim Kardashian is still keeping her over-a-month-old daughter under wraps for maximum publicity, not even 24 hours after giving birth, Kate Middleton and Prince William literally walked their newborn son into a crowd of people outside of the hospital like it ain't no thing. "A baby, you say? Oh, right, this …
By: The Superficial / July 23, 2013

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Royal Cervix Has Been Breached!

And so, per royal decree some quietly whisper was born out of fear the child might encounter the music of a "Justin Bieber," the royal baby was instantly rocketed into space with specific instructions to colonize the moon in the name of England. The Americans never saw it coming. If you haven't heard the news …
By: The Superficial / July 22, 2013