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Rosie O’Donnell Had A Heart Attack After Helping A Fat Woman Out Of A Car, Her Words

Last week Rosie O’Donnell apparently helped a woman out of a car only to find herself suffering a “Widowmaker” heart attack which not a lot of people live through. So to commemorate this momentous occasion, she blogged about it in weird poetic stanzas, so here’s an easier to read version from People:


The Superficial | August 21, 2012 - 11:11 am

Rosie O’Donnell: ‘Lindsay Lohan Shouldn’t Be Playing Elizabeth Taylor Or Anyone’

Thanks to being fired from the sinking ship known as OWN, Rosie O’Donnell has lots of free time on her hands, so naturally she stopped by TODAY this morning to talk shit about Lindsay Lohan officially landing the role of Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime made-for-TV movie:

“I feel very sorry for her,’’…

The Superficial | April 24, 2012 - 12:17 pm

Rosie O’Donnell: ‘People Who Criticize Chris Brown Are Racist’

“I found this one eating at a Panera. A Panera. It’s a travesty how we treat these people.”

Taking time off from touting MTV’s Teen Mom as a “positive message” for young girls, Rosie O’Donnell is now coming to the aid of Chris Brown who she thinks is being unfairly criticized for beating…

The Superficial | April 5, 2011 - 11:25 am

Rosie O’Donnell: ‘Teen Mom Sends a Positive Message’

And that message is, Babies = Money for Implants. I’m on board.

While Kim Kardashian has become a vocal opponent of MTV’s Teen Mom conveniently before her own show premiered, Rosie O’Donnell has come out in support of the reality show which she feels teaches kids a valuable lesson. Us Magazine reports:

The Superficial | January 26, 2011 - 11:51 am

Rosie O’Donnell: ‘I coulda banged Angelina’

Seen here in April, Rosie O’Donnell went on Howard Stern yesterday and seriously claimed she had a shot with Angelina Jolie just before she married Billy Bob Thornton. Us Magazine reports:

“She gave me her phone number,” O’Donnell recalls.
“We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that .

The Superficial | October 28, 2009 - 2:16 pm

Miranda Kerr is chesty and other news

- Nicole Kidman has finally Botoxed her way to a third lip. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katherine Heigl is adopting a baby. How long until she teaches it to badmouth Judd Apatow, Grey’s Anatomy and pretty much anyone who will keep mommy relevant? [PopEater]

- John Mayer might also be having sex with…

The Superficial | September 9, 2009 - 10:37 pm

Rosie O’Donnell: Pirate Hunter

Here’s Rosie O’Donnell boarding her boat over the weekend, and I can only assume she was on her way to tackle some pirates. Fortunately for them, Navy SEALs showed up first and slit their throats because otherwise… Jesus. I don’t even want to think about it.

Photos: Splash News

The Superficial | April 13, 2009 - 12:04 pm

Rosie O’Donnell compares Britney to Princess Di

Rosie O’Donnell wrote the following lengthy diatribe on her blog comparing Britney to Princess Diana:

I remember the tunnel as it appeared on the news, lit by headlights, flashlights, red lights. Between the cement tall pillars was a heap of twisted metal. I saw it then, and I can see it now. Diana dead.

The Superficial | January 15, 2008 - 3:36 pm

Drew Carey to host The Price Is Right

Drew Carey confirmed on David Letterman yesterday that he’s officially going to be taking over for Bob Barker as host of “The Price Is Right”. He told Letterman:

“It’s a done deal. I’m the new host of “The Price Is Right.'”

Remember when they were considering Rosie O’Donnell to host? Man,…

Superficial | July 24, 2007 - 11:36 am

Ivanka Trump too sexy for The View

Ivanka Trump, the Vice President of real estate development and acquisitions for her father’s company, says there’s no way she’d co-host The View even though Page Six reported she was among the candidates being considered to replace Rosie O’Donnell. During an interview with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS FM today, Ivanka said:


Superficial | July 10, 2007 - 5:45 pm

Rosie O’Donnell won’t host The Price Is Right

Rosie O’Donnell has been in talks to replace Bob Barker as host of The Price is Right and even met with producers last week, but in a video posted late last night on her website she says she probably won’t take the job because she doesn’t want to move to LA. She says:

Superficial | June 25, 2007 - 10:13 am

Lindsay Lohan might lose birthday sponsors


Lindsay Lohan checking into the Promises rehab facility could cost her hundreds of thousands of dollars in sponsorships for her upcoming 21st birthday party. Svedka vodka has already backed out, and now other prospective partners (including Caesars Palace, the Social House restaurant at Treasure Island, and Pure nightclub) are considering backing out too…

Superficial | May 31, 2007 - 9:47 am

Rosie to replace Rosie on The View

Sources say that possible replacements being considered to replace Rosie O’Donnell next year on The View are Joan Rivers, Whoopi Goldberg, Kathie Lee Gifford and Connie Chung, but that Roseanne Barr is currently the top contender.

“They’re missing strong personalities on that show, and that’s what they’re going to need if…

Superficial | April 30, 2007 - 6:19 am

Tyra Banks gropes Rosie O’Donnell

Tyra Banks dropped by The View and for some reason started grabbing Rosie O’Donnell’s breasts. Sure, it’s all fun and games when Tyra Banks does it, but when I do it suddenly I have to check in with a judge twice a week. Not that I’d ever grab Rosie O’Donnell’s breasts. Jesus, no.

Superficial | April 26, 2007 - 11:20 am

Rosie O’Donnell leaving The View

Rosie O’Donnell is going to announce today on The View that she’s leaving the show and won’t return for another season. Producers of the show are already looking into a replacement, although they probably could’ve swapped her out with a giant pot-bellied pig and nobody would’ve known the difference. Except that maybe her…

Superficial | April 25, 2007 - 7:00 am

Rosie O’Donnell still obsessed with Donald

Rosie O’Donnell dropped the F-bomb while hosting the Matrix Awards in front of New York’s most accomplished women in media yesterday and concluded a rant about Donald Trump by grabbing her crotch and shouting, “Eat me!” Rosie’s publicist said:

O’Donnell’s publicist, Cindi Berger, told us: “When you ask for Rosie, you know…

Superficial | April 24, 2007 - 11:07 am

Donald Trump sends disgusting presents

Donald Trump is still trying to stir up trouble with Rosie O’Donnell and sent Barbara Walters a set of gigantic black underwear Rosie wore in the movie Exit to Eden. The girdle-like outfit (“a bustier” and “a giant pair of panties”) was bought at a charity auction by a fan who had it…

Superficial | April 19, 2007 - 9:39 am

Rosario Dawson and Rose McGowan pose naked

I’ll only watch a movie if the female stars agree to pose naked wearing nothing but bullets. This is especially true if the movie stars Rosie O’Donnell and Kathy Bates. And by especially true I mean not true at all. Because that would be the day all the penises on Earth died. …

Superficial | April 6, 2007 - 7:53 am

Britney Spears stains her shirt

Britney Spears was spotted at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse in Beverly Hills yesterday night, and somehow stained her shirt. And, yeah, her shirt is sort of see-through and she isn’t wearing a bra, but I’m not willing to do the kind of squinting necessary to see her nipple. Ten years ago maybe, but now…

Superficial | April 5, 2007 - 1:56 pm

Rosie O’Donnell hangs upside down

Jesus Christ, dude. Can you imagine this thing hanging from the roof of your bedroom? She’s like a vampire. Only instead of turning into a bat she turns into a hippo. And instead of drinking your blood she just eats a lot of food and farts.


Superficial | March 9, 2007 - 11:35 am
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