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Roseanne Barr vs. The Catholic Church

It took a few days for the modern world to notice – mostly because her avatar confirms suspicions of boozin’ – but Roseanne fired off the following missive regarding the recent Catholic Church scandals on her blog:

the pedo priests are trying to cover up the number of LITTLE GIRLS they have molested… More »

Roseanne Barr says more crazy shit

Roseanne Barr got people’s attention yesterday by flinging a bucket of crazy at Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Now, she’s getting invites to talk shows and knows people are reading her blog. Whoops! But at least she’s writing absolutely insane shit that makes the collected works of Britney Spears read like Charles Dickens… More »

Roseanne Barr goes on insane offense against Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt (Is it Crazy Day?)

Roseanne Barr must’ve decided she wanted to feel relevant this weekend and posted an entry on her blog attacking Jon Voight, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. I’ll give kudos to Roseanne for calling Glenn Beck a “used tampon” before she dives completely off the deep end in an ultra-liberal rant that makes Rosie… More »

George Clooney once propositioned by Roseanne, it, uh, didn’t work

George Clooney sat down with Rolling Stone movie critic Peter Travers Wednesday night for a special screening of Leatherheads. During the Q & A, The Chinned One discussed his acting past and his experiences on the set of Roseanne which included a sexual offer from Roseanne. WARNING: If you just ate, skip to the witty… More »

Roseanne Barr had work done – ‘down there’

Roseanne Barr stopped by The Late Late Show to chat with Craig Ferguson. She brought up her single status and (Brace yourself) vaginal rejuvenation surgery. She now claims to have a “va-junior.” Ha ha *HORF* Fortunately, no one was hurt because, as usual, only five people watched Craig Ferguson and six of… More »