Because little boys are easily fooled by candy or people with weird noses who own their own amusement parks, they have no idea why making fun of their classmates’ appearance is stupid because here’s January Jones at nine years old who, iciness aside, grew up to be pretty fucking hot. But that’s not the amazing…
- Taylor Lautner is an acceptable comedy replacement for Andy Samberg now. [Lainey Gossip]
– I’ll assume these are instructional moves for Kylie. [Dlisted]
– Yesterday really was Ass Day, wasn’t it? [theCHIVE]
– Even Madonna hates Madonna music. [Fishwrapper]
– Keep telling kids who’ve been molested it’s their fault, Bob Jones University. Fine preachin’.