More ronaldo stories

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Statue Looks Silly, Everybody Point At It And Laugh!

“I like it, Emanuel, but can you make it look like someone shoved it in the microwave?”

*Say no more, fam…* More »

Maria Beatriz Anthony topless = I should really start playing professional soccer

These are topless photos of Maria Beatriz Anthony (a.k.a. Bia) sunbathing while on vacation with soccer star Ronaldo. (Not to be confused with Cristiano Ronaldo who’s nailing Nereida Gallardo. God, I hate soccer…) Anyway, Maria is pregnant with Ronaldo’s child, but according to The Spoiler, she dumped him because he was fooling around with transvestites. More »