Ronald Reagan

Stop Touching Your Sister, America, Or We’re Not Going To Chuck E. Cheese

Never forget how the Cold War was won.

Alright, folks, it’s the Fourth of July, and whether you celebrate it thinking Jesus himself handed our forefathers machine guns from the heavens to defeat the King of England then made them specifically promise never to surrender them to secret Muslims from Kenya, or if… More »

Nancy Reagan Failed Her Country

Here’s Nancy Reagan at The Waldorf Astoria Hotel with a then two-year old Paris Hilton who posted the photo on Twitter today. At the time, Ronald Reagan was practically considered Jesus if Jesus was an elderly man with Alzheimer’s from California, so would anyone have really faulted his wife if she, oh I dunno, chucked… More »