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Why Is Joanna Krupa Hiding Her Butt?

Since we’re never going to start asking serious questions about the practically daily shootings happening in this country, I figured the least we could do is solve the almost equally as important mystery of how the hell Joanna Krupa appeared in two agency-exclusive bikini sets, yet not once was her ass photographed from behind. What… More »

I Love The Smell of Joanna Krupa In The Morning And Other News

- Amy Poehler and Emma Thompson need to be in the same room together. [Lainey Gossip]

– The time Lance Armstrong bribed a competitor by hiding money in a cake. No, really. [Dlisted]

- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us (115 to be exact.) [theCHIVE]

– Somehow Adam LevineMore »

Brandi Glanville Won’t Stop Talking About Joanna Krupa’s Vagina

Last week, Brandi Glanville went on Watch What Happens Live and said Joanna Krupa’s pussy smells because The Real Housewives are a regal and classy affair rife with elegance and poise. It was a situation that almost blew over until Brandi got shithoused for her birthday over the weekend and started trashing Joanna’s vagina again… More »

Guide Me, Joanna Krupa, Point Me In The Right Direction, And Other News

- Harry Connick Jr. tried to start shit with Mariah Carey. [Lainey Gossip]

– Here’s what Lady GaGa and R. Kelly performing on SNL looks like. [Dlisted]

- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE]

– Does Miranda Kerr even know how to work Photoshop? That should be the… More »

Joanna Krupa’s Husband Doesn’t Bang Her Enough

In the past four years, counting this post you’re reading right now, I’ve written three times about Joanna Krupa complaining she’s not getting enough sex. Which is exactly 27 times too many because have you looked at Joanna Krupa? So here she is at Crazy Horse III over the weekend where she brought it up… More »

Good Morning, Joanna Krupa, And Other News

- JK Rowling is fucking awesome. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kim gets Oprah while Kourtney and Khloe are stuck with Miley Cyrus. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems will get you through Monday. [theCHIVE]

– The time Idris Elba went through some bullshit. [IDLYITW]

- LeAnnMore »

Joanna Krupa In A Bikini Seems Like A Good Start To The Year And Other News

- Kathy Griffin kept trying to blow Anderson Cooper on live television and our nation was richer for it. [Dlisted]

- Leonardo DiCaprio lets Jonah Hill have his table scraps. And by table scraps I of course mean model vagina he’s done having sex with at will. [Lainey Gossip]

– Bras… More »

Why Did Joanna Krupa Even Bother Wearing A Shirt? And Other News

- Nicole Kidman wants another Oscar because she misses having a 13 inch tall man in her life that doesn’t want to have sex with her. [Lainey Gossip]

– Fall, when a young man’s fancy turns to yoga pants. [theCHIVE]

- Demi Moore is totally doing better than she looks, you… More »

Joanna Krupa’s In A Bikini Again And Other News

- Kate Upton says she’ll make Robert Pattinson feel all better. [Lainey Gossip]

- Brittany Rode: Chivette of the Week [theCHIVE]

- Jennifer Lawrence is telling people she’d never cheat on her boyfriend now. [Dlisted]

- 8 Reasons Why Kim Kardashian’s Fame Is Waning gives me hope for the… More »