Posts tagged "Rocket Raccoon"

I Love The Smell of Raccoons With Machine Guns In The Morning

Here’s the latest trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy where you get to find out what this movie will feel like with an actual score instead of classic rock hits. More importantly than whatever the hell I just said, you get to see the raccoon with a machine gun say a bunch of funny words,…

The Superficial / June 17, 2014

It’s The ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Trailer

Thanks to a shameless cross-promotion where Disney made you watch the trailer for a Disney movie during the middle of a Disney show, here’s the official trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy that premiered last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but only after an awkward sketch with Jon Snow, you sonofabitch, I wanted my machine

The Superficial / February 19, 2014

‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Has A Teaser For Its Trailer That Jimmy Kimmel Will Tease Trail Tonight

Thanks to Disney owning both ABC and Marvel, the Guardians of the Galaxy trailer will debut tonight during Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but since this is the Internet, naturally there’s a trailer for the trailer. And because I’m a sexless nerd, naturally I’m posting it. In the meantime, this has been shatted out countless times into…

The Superficial / February 18, 2014

Michael Rooker Will Look Like This Next To Bradley Cooper’s Talking Raccoon With A Gun

In space, no one can see you flash people at the park because you’re still wearing clothes, you idiot.

While Marvel’s in the middle of trying to land Bradley Cooper to voice Rocket Raccoon, here’s Michael Rooker filming Guardians Of The Galaxy in England this morning where he’ll be playing Yondu, some blue…

The Superficial / August 23, 2013

Put Me Down For Guardians Of The Galaxy. I’m In.

Yesterday, I talked some shit about Vin Diesel voicing a character in Guardians of The Galaxy instead of starring in The Avengers 2 and may have some talked some other shit about the movie in the past. However, after seeing some bootleg footage on GammaSquad, I’d like to retract that shit back into my word-butt…

The Superficial / August 14, 2013

Adam Sandler Might Be A Talking Raccoon In ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’

“Did someone say *click click* Nudie Magazine Day?”
As part of Marvel’s Phase Two – the movies leading up to The Avengers 2 – along with Iron Man 3, Thor: The Dark World and Captain America: Winter Soldier, the Guardians Of The Galaxy are getting a movie and apparently one of the characters is a…

The Superficial / January 23, 2013