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Robin Thicke’s nine year marriage to Paula Patton unofficially hit the skids when Miley Cyrus forever tainted his dick by sliming her hillbilly ass all over it during their VMA performance. As of October 3rd, Paula officially filed for divorce citing “irreconcilable differences” even after Robin released his hilariously… More »
Yesterday, Robin Thicke and Paula Patton announced they’re separating which seems odd for a couple in a totally “chill” open marriage because it’s not like that’s a concept entirely based on at least one person being tired of fucking the other. It has all the elements for success. People reports:
“We will always… More »
I was going to briefly hit on the Duck Dynasty family threatening to quit the show if Phil Robertson isn’t brought back which effectively puts the situation into stasis until after the holidays when no one will give a shit anymore. (Well played again.) But then I had to open up Facebook this morning and… More »
Because apparently Paris Hilton is a trendsetter now, here’s Kelly Ripa dressed up as Miley Cyrus which meant some stagehand walked into work this morning and heard the words, “Here, put on this bear costume and bang Kelly in the ass.” It wasn’t even Christmas! Even worse, Michael Strahan dressed up as Robin Thicke which,… More »
Last week, the Internet saw an Instagram photo of Robin Thicke’s hand up Lana Scolaro’s ass which I just assumed would’ve already resulted in a Lana Scolaro sex tape by now, but apparently she’s going to take the slow, methodical route of selling stories to the tabloids first. Which makes sense because you can’t just… More »
Just to show how observant I am, yesterday, when I saw this photo of Robin Thicke with socialite Lana Scolaro, I didn’t think anything of it and couldn’t figure out what the big deal was because I’m sure Robin Thicke poses for pictures with hundreds of women.
Then I looked in the mirror. More »
My dear, sweet, Photo Boy, this.
Now that Miley Cyrus twerking is part of our national tapestry, official lexicon and soon, oxygen, what the world really wants to know is what Billy Ray Cyrus thought of his tender little Hanner Montanner’s performance at the VMAs. And it turns out the answer is, “Well,… More »
A few months back, Robin Thicke released his video for “Blurred Lines” which featured Emily Ratajkowski bouncing around naked because she is a gift and an angel from God. I’d even go so far to say it’s the music video equivalent of Peter Dinklage hula hooping and should be spoken of in hushed whispers and… More »