Posts tagged "Robin Thicke"

Alan Thicke Listens To Robin Thicke Songs During Sex

Alan Thicke listens to Robin Thicke music during sex. That’s its own punchline.

By: The Superficial / May 15, 2015

An Excuse To Post Emily Ratajkowski Naked? On It

Robin Thicke lost a lawsuit or something. It’s not important.

By: The Superficial / March 11, 2015

Robin Thicke Just Joined Leo’s Pussy Posse

Posted by Photo Boy

Robin Thicke‘s nine year marriage to Paula Patton unofficially hit the skids when Miley Cyrus forever tainted his dick by sliming her hillbilly ass all over it during their VMA performance. As of October 3rd, Paula officially filed for divorce citing “irreconcilable differences” even after Robin released his hilariously…

By: Photo Boy / October 16, 2014

Miley Cyrus Destroyed Robin Thicke & Paula Patton’s Marriage

Because shoving his hand up another woman’s ass apparently isn’t cut and dry enough, TMZ reports that Robin Thicke‘s VMAs performance with Miley Cyrus is the real reason why his marriage fell apart:

Sources connected to the couple tell TMZ … Paula Patton felt “utterly disrespected” when Robin virtually simulated sex with Miley…

By: The Superficial / February 27, 2014

Robin Thicke & Paula Patton Are Separating, I Can’t Imagine Why

Yesterday, Robin Thicke and Paula Patton announced they’re separating which seems odd for a couple in a totally “chill” open marriage because it’s not like that’s a concept entirely based on at least one person being tired of fucking the other. It has all the elements for success. People reports:

“We will alway…

By: The Superficial / February 25, 2014

Homophobia And Racism Are Acceptable Because Miley Cyrus, America Has Spoken

I was going to briefly hit on the Duck Dynasty family threatening to quit the show if Phil Robertson isn’t brought back which effectively puts the situation into stasis until after the holidays when no one will give a shit anymore. (Well played again.) But then I had to open up Facebook this morning and…

By: The Superficial / December 20, 2013

Et Tu, Penis Button?

Because apparently Paris Hilton is a trendsetter now, here’s Kelly Ripa dressed up as Miley Cyrus which meant some stagehand walked into work this morning and heard the words, “Here, put on this bear costume and bang Kelly in the ass.” It wasn’t even Christmas! Even worse, Michael Strahan dressed up as Robin Thicke which,…

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2013

Paula Patton Wanted Robin Thicke To Bang Lana Scolaro, Is ‘Chill’

Last week, the Internet saw an Instagram photo of Robin Thicke‘s hand up Lana Scolaro‘s ass which I just assumed would’ve already resulted in a Lana Scolaro sex tape by now, but apparently she’s going to take the slow, methodical route of selling stories to the tabloids first. Which makes sense because you can’t just…

By: The Superficial / September 4, 2013

That Is Robin Thicke’s Hand Up A Woman’s Ass

Just to show how observant I am, yesterday, when I saw this photo of Robin Thicke with socialite Lana Scolaro, I didn’t think anything of it and couldn’t figure out what the big deal was because I’m sure Robin Thicke poses for pictures with hundreds of women.

Then I looked in the mirror.

By: The Superficial / August 30, 2013

Billy Ray Cyrus Wishes Twerking Was Around When He Had That One Song

My dear, sweet, Photo Boy, this.

Now that Miley Cyrus twerking is part of our national tapestry, official lexicon and soon, oxygen, what the world really wants to know is what Billy Ray Cyrus thought of his tender little Hanner Montanner’s performance at the VMAs. And it turns out the answer is, “Well,…

By: The Superficial / August 29, 2013

Miley Cyrus Thought She Could Replace Emily Ratajkowski, This Isn’t Funny Anymore

A few months back, Robin Thicke released his video for “Blurred Lines” which featured Emily Ratajkowski bouncing around naked because she is a gift and an angel from God. I’d even go so far to say it’s the music video equivalent of Peter Dinklage hula hooping and should be spoken of in hushed whispers and…

By: The Superficial / August 26, 2013

Justin Timberlake’s Video Has Naked Ladies, Too, You Guys. He’s Still Cool!

Earlier in the year, Robin Thicke released a video for “Blurred Lines” that got a bunch of buzz after it was pulled from YouTube because it’s 90% Emily Ratajkowski dancing around naked and therefore awesome. So naturally Justin Timberlake tried to do the same thing for his new single “Tunnel Vision” because it’s impossible to…

By: The Superficial / July 8, 2013

Hayden Panettiere Is All The Excuse I Need To Post The Unrated ‘Blurred Lines’ Video

Hayden Panettiere appeared on The Graham Norton Show Friday night along with Robin Thicke and Pharrell who, according to her Twitter, talked her onstage to dance during their performance of “Blurred Lines.” In fairness, that’s the only way she’ll tell you how to find her treasure. More importantly, this gave me an excuse to embed…

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2013

Shauna Sand, Paula Patton and Karolina Kurkova Wore Bikinis

Thanks to the acquisition/purchase of Photo Boy – True Story: He was the original Octo-kid, Secret #15. – we’re able to do our best not to let bikini photos get left behind as they pile up the further we get into the summer. That said, there’s only so much you can write about celebs i…

By: The Superficial / July 11, 2011