Posts tagged "Robert Kardashian"

The Whoresition To Kris Kardashian Has Begun

Step 1: Black guys. Check.

Now that she’s done pretending Bruce Jenner didn’t flee to his own house that doesn’t reek of the dying innocence of his daughters, Kris Jenner can now begin the process of changing her name back to Kris Kardashian because Robert was always her true love, you guys. That’…

By: The Superficial / October 14, 2013

Of Course There’s A Kris Jenner Sex Tape

If you’re wondering how a busy, working mom like Kris Jenner found time to learn how to write, produce and direct Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape, it turns out Kris is an old pro at filming people having sex. Namely herself with other men who aren’t her husband, according to the National Enquirer:

According…

By: The Superficial / March 14, 2013

Kris Jenner Used To Beat Kim Kardashian

Earlier in the week I posted about Kim Kardashian defying Kris Jenner by just giving away photos of her baby for free which probably has a whole lot to do with InTouch getting a hold of Robert Kardashian‘s private diary that details how Kris used to beat the kids in front of him:…

By: The Superficial / January 25, 2013

Khloe Kardashian Basically Admits She Has No Clue Who Her Real Dad Is

In new interview with Hot 97 yesterday, Khloe Kardashian basically admits she doesn’t know who her biological father is, so consider the stage officially set for that extra-special Keeping Up With The Kardashians episode Kris Jenner would be soaking her pants over if she didn’t already inform us through her insatiable lust for cash that…

By: The Superficial / February 16, 2012

There’s Going To Be A ‘Khloe’s Real Dad’ Episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians

We’ve had a lot of laughs about who Khloe Kardashian‘s real dad is, but now Kris Jenner‘s trying to make a buck off of it, so let’s get down to brass tacks and lower the ratings by all agreeing it’s definitely Kris’ long-time friend/hairstylist Alex Roldan (above). Because if you haven’t seen pics of him

By: The Superficial / January 24, 2012

O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian’s Dad

The National Enquirer isn’t exactly the most accurate publication known to man, mostly because this site is, but occasionally they nail one so far out of the park, aliens are peeing on it in a sex tape. Here they are solving the mystery of who put Khloe Kardashian into Kris Jenner‘s whore-uterus behind Robert Kardashian‘…

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2012

Kris Jenner’s Kids Caught Her Cheating On Robert Kardashian With Bruce Jenner

“Look at that nice young girl flashing her hoo-ha for attention. Why can’t Kendall be more like that?”

On top of learning that Robert Kardashian admitted to his ex-wives that Khloe was basically a bastard Wookiee he took in and loved more than his own flesh and blood, we now get to find…

By: The Superficial / January 17, 2012

Robert Kardashian Said Khloe’s His Daughter To Get Out of Having More Kids. That Proves It!

Yesterday, we found out that Robert Kardashian supposedly told two of his ex-wives that Khloe isn’t his biological daughter and was the result of Kris Jenner cheating on him with, I dunno, let’s say a wooly mammoth. Since then everyone in the Kardashian family has given purposefully vague denials (Here and here.) to…

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2012

Khloe Kardashian Not Exactly Denying Her Fatherless Sasquatch-ness

Khloe Kardashian has reacted to Robert Kardashian‘s ex-wife who claimed in a new interview with Star that she’s not a real Kardashian, but instead the result of an affair Kris Jenner had with another man. An affair Kris has admitted to, so be sure to take note how Khloe isn’t exactly denying her real dad…

By: The Superficial / January 11, 2012

Khloe Isn’t A Kardashian

“What do you mean I have to take a paternity test?”

Back in November, Kris Jenner admitted to cheating on Robert Kardashian for no other reason than to shill copies of her book, so of course it never even occurred to her that she also basically said, “Oh, by the way, Khloe‘s a…

By: The Superficial / January 11, 2012

Kris Jenner Admits To Cheating On Robert Kardashian So You’ll Buy Her Book

Apparently Kris Jenner cheated on Robert Kardashian which is what really led to their divorce, so naturally she’s going to exploit that fact to sell more copies of her book. “If there’s a way to whore whoring, you whore that whoring like a whore.” – Kris Jenner, 2007. Page Six reports:

“Robert had…

By: The Superficial / November 10, 2011

Kim Kardashian Will Exploit Anything

“Ohmygod, isn’t it so beautiful here in this cemetery where my dad’s buried? The camera shots are going to be perfect. I’m going to look just so beautifully depressed and forlorn and people are finally going to think I have a soul- Shit, are we rolling? – AWAHAHAHAHA! DADDY, NO! OH, GOD, FIGHT! COME BACK…

By: The Superficial / August 9, 2011

Kim Kardashian Can’t Believe Casey Anthony Is Not Guilty. Let That Sink In.

Welcome to the most ironic tweet in the history of Twitter:

WHAT!!!!???!!!! CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!! I am speechless!!!

That would be Kim Kardashian whose father Robert Kardashian was part of the legal team that famously helped O.J. Simpson beat two murder charges in a case that is now widely…

By: The Superficial / July 5, 2011