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Robert Kardashian’s Ghost Wrote Kanye’s New Album Now

Robert Kardashian wrote Kanye’s new album from Heaven because he’s all about helping “controversial black people.” Those words just happened. More »

The Whoresition To Kris Kardashian Has Begun

Step 1: Black guys. Check.

Now that she’s done pretending Bruce Jenner didn’t flee to his own house that doesn’t reek of the dying innocence of his daughters, Kris Jenner can now begin the process of changing her name back to Kris Kardashian because Robert was always her true love, you guys. That’s… More »

Of Course There’s A Kris Jenner Sex Tape

If you’re wondering how a busy, working mom like Kris Jenner found time to learn how to write, produce and direct Kim Kardashian’s sex tape, it turns out Kris is an old pro at filming people having sex. Namely herself with other men who aren’t her husband, according to the National Enquirer:

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Kris Jenner Used To Beat Kim Kardashian

Earlier in the week I posted about Kim Kardashian defying Kris Jenner by just giving away photos of her baby for free which probably has a whole lot to do with InTouch getting a hold of Robert Kardashian’s private diary that details how Kris used to beat the kids in front of him:

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Khloe Kardashian Basically Admits She Has No Clue Who Her Real Dad Is

In new interview with Hot 97 yesterday, Khloe Kardashian basically admits she doesn’t know who her biological father is, so consider the stage officially set for that extra-special Keeping Up With The Kardashians episode Kris Jenner would be soaking her pants over if she didn’t already inform us through her insatiable lust for cash that… More »

There’s Going To Be A ‘Khloe’s Real Dad’ Episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians

We’ve had a lot of laughs about who Khloe Kardashian’s real dad is, but now Kris Jenner’s trying to make a buck off of it, so let’s get down to brass tacks and lower the ratings by all agreeing it’s definitely Kris’ long-time friend/hairstylist Alex Roldan (above). Because if you haven’t seen pics of himMore »

O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian’s Dad

The National Enquirer isn’t exactly the most accurate publication known to man, mostly because this site is, but occasionally they nail one so far out of the park, aliens are peeing on it in a sex tape. Here they are solving the mystery of who put Khloe Kardashian into Kris Jenner’s whore-uterus behind Robert Kardashian’s… More »

Kris Jenner’s Kids Caught Her Cheating On Robert Kardashian With Bruce Jenner

“Look at that nice young girl flashing her hoo-ha for attention. Why can’t Kendall be more like that?”

On top of learning that Robert Kardashian admitted to his ex-wives that Khloe was basically a bastard Wookiee he took in and loved more than his own flesh and blood, we now get to find… More »

Robert Kardashian Said Khloe’s His Daughter To Get Out of Having More Kids. That Proves It!

Yesterday, we found out that Robert Kardashian supposedly told two of his ex-wives that Khloe isn’t his biological daughter and was the result of Kris Jenner cheating on him with, I dunno, let’s say a wooly mammoth. Since then everyone in the Kardashian family has given purposefully vague denials (Here and here.) to… More »

Khloe Kardashian Not Exactly Denying Her Fatherless Sasquatch-ness

Khloe Kardashian has reacted to Robert Kardashian’s ex-wife who claimed in a new interview with Star that she’s not a real Kardashian, but instead the result of an affair Kris Jenner had with another man. An affair Kris has admitted to, so be sure to take note how Khloe isn’t exactly denying her real dad… More »

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