Posts tagged "Rob Kardashian"

So Rob Kardashian Is Going To Die

Rob Kardashian compares Kim to ‘that bitch from Gone Girl’ on Instagram which proves she’s seen Ben Affleck’s penis. I knew it!

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2015

Kim Kardashian To Adrienne Bailon: ‘Shut Up About My Fat Brother I Don’t Care About’

Kim Kardashian hasn’t spoken to Rob since her wedding where he wouldn’t stop being fat for her pictures and left instead. It was a simple request! Anyway, his ex Adrienne Bailon is now in the business of trashing their time together on account of him cheating on her constantly and his family tainting her career.

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2014

Kris Jenner Put A Hit On Rob Kardashian

Seen here leaving the gym with those nachos he likes yesterday, Rob Kardashian has no idea he’s about to get The Lamar Odom Treatment because here’s TMZ with a report – complete with pictures – of him using sizzurp and in desperate need of rehab which I’m sure has nothing to do with him bailing

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2014

Everything You Could Die Happy Never Knowing About Kim & Kanye’s Wedding

For those of you who spent Memorial Day weekend in a joyfully ignorant bliss-bubble of friends, family and alcohol, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married on Saturday. So to get this over with as quickly as possible, here are all the highlights I painstakingly cobbled together because I know how much you hate doing…

By: The Superficial / May 27, 2014

Excuse Me, Governor Christie, Have You Seen Rob Kardas- JESUS!

When the Kardsahians released their 2013 Khristmas Kard this week, Rob Kardashian was noticeably absent despite the fact it was a gigantic panoramic shot. So if Khloe wants to talk shit about people insulting her brother’s weight, maybe start with his mother who made a deliberate choice to encase Bruce in carbonite over portraying her…

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2013

Rob Kardashian Is So Fat He Steals Your Camera If You Take A Picture Of Him With His Shirt Off

While Kim Kardashian‘s specifically going out of her way to make sure everyone sees how goddamn gigantic she is, her brother Rob is apparently on the other end of that spectrum because he’ll straight rob you if you take a picture of his fat gut. TMZ reports:

The photog — not TMZ –…

By: The Superficial / March 28, 2013

Rihanna & Rob Kardashian Now. Why Not?

Because apparently this is the summer of unfortunate relationships, here’s Rihanna with Rob Kardashian which should really put to bed any doubts about how hard Chris Brown hit her because it was clearly however hard it takes to think having sex with some nobody who’s only famous for having a sister that got peed o…

By: The Superficial / August 27, 2012

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom Are Probably Getting Divorced

Posted by Photo Boy

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are officially taking the summer off from reality television. Let me interpret that for you, “Expect to see more of us than ever before!” Because if there’s one thing the Kardashians do well it’s being completely full of shit. US Weelky reports:
“Our…

By: Photo Boy / May 1, 2012

Kris Jenner Gave Rob Kardashian A Topless, Pregnant Pic Of Herself For His Birthday

For those of you wondering how Kris Jenner could top shamelessly exploiting the fact Khloe’s a bastard for her own personal gain because her heart’s a dried whore’s vagina, here she is celebrating Rob Kardashian‘s 25th birthday by posting a topless picture of herself pregnant with him to her blog because, really, your child’s birthday…

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2012

Let’s See What Bullsh*t Kris Jenner Said Now

For some reason people want to know the thoughts and opinions of Kris Jenner which makes sense considering it is kind of amazing her face and lips are capable of speech. Anyway, she’s apparently fired back at Daniel Craig who called the Kardashian family “fucking idiots” in an interview with British GQ. Via The National

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2011

Kim Kardashian Is Helping Rob Cheat On ‘Dancing With The Stars’

Last night during voting for Dancing With The Stars, Kim Kardashian posted the above tweet claiming Justin Bieber was taking calls for an hour. Except the number really wasn’t Bieber’s, but instead the number to vote for her brother Rob to keep him on the show. With over 10 million Twitter followers, the tweet wa…

By: The Superficial / October 25, 2011

Adrienne Bailon’s ‘nude’ photos hit the Internet

Adrienne Bailon of Disney’s The Cheetah Girls recently had her laptop stolen which contained “nude” photos intended for her boyfriend Robert Kardashian. She reportedly recovered it within hours of its theft at JFK airport, but this story has all kinds of holes in it. Apparently, Adrienne paid a $1,000 ransom to get the laptop back,…

By: The Superficial / November 11, 2008