Posts tagged "RIP"

We Lost Leonard Nimoy (1931 – 2015)

Leonard Nimoy passed away. He was 83.
By: The Superficial / February 27, 2015

Diem Brown Died (1981 – 2014)

If you're at all familiar with the MTV Real Word/Road Rules: The Challenge, then you're probably familiar with Diem Brown who beat ovarian cancer after being diagnosed at age 23. It returned in 2012, and she bravely beat it again only to be diagnosed with colon cancer a few weeks later…
By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014

Jan Hooks Died (1957 – 2014)

Growing up, we didn't have cable until I was 12 or 13 which would've been around 1992-93. I remember geeking out every time we went to my grandparent's house because they could afford it and I'd watch Nickelodeon for fucking hours. Anyway, with both my parents working this left me with unfettered access to…
By: The Superficial / October 10, 2014

Joan Rivers: An Awesome Old Cunt Who Didn’t Give A Fuck (1933 – 2014)

Let's pay some respects: Legendary comedian Joan Rivers died yesterday one week after going into cardiac arrest during surgery on her vocal chords. She was 81 years old and lived a fucking hell of a life. A life I'm now going to debase by citing her career as the groundwork for…
By: The Superficial / September 5, 2014

Joan Rivers Is Probably Dead (Update: Or Not)

Seen here making fun of Anne Hathaway's vagina as I'll always remember her, Joan Rivers was rushed to the hospital this morning after she stopped breathing during surgery on her vocal chords. According to TMZ, her heart also stopped beating with no word on whether it started again, so...
By: The Superficial / August 28, 2014

Robin Williams Committed Suicide (1951 – 2014)

Legendary actor/comedian Robin Williams was just found dead in his home where he reportedly committed suicide. He was 63. TMZ reports: According to the Marin County Sheriff's Office ... authorities found William's body inside his home. They say he was found unresponsive. He was unconscious and not breathing and the coroner suspect…
By: The Superficial / August 11, 2014

We Lost James Garner (1928 – 2014)

While Lindsay Lohan continues to be humanity's cockroach, legendary film and television actor James Garner died Saturday night at his home at the age of 86, and holy shit, did this guy lead a life: From physically battling an abusive stepmother to protect his brothers, to joining the Merchant Marines, fighting…
By: The Superficial / July 21, 2014

So Casey Kasem Hasn’t Been Buried Yet

When Casey Kasem died exactly a month ago, most people - including myself - assumed that was finally the end of this long, drawn-out debacle. Except most people - including myself - are fucking idiots who entirely underestimated Jean Kasem's awfulness because his body is still sitting in a…
By: The Superficial / July 16, 2014

Is Your Girlfriend On ‘Glee?’ You’re Going To Die

Public safety > decorum. Sorry, folks, I have a responsibility. *goes back to searching for more butt-pee* 'Glee' Star Becca Tobin Boyfriend Found Dead in Philly Hotel - TMZ Photo: Instagram…
By: The Superficial / July 11, 2014

Casey Kasem Finally Allowed To Die (1932 – 2014)

While Casey Kasem's been tossed around like a goddamn rag doll between his wife and kids, what a lot of people probably don't know is he had an exact medical directive to put him out of his misery if he ever became said rag doll. Via TMZ: Casey's kids tell TMZ ... their…
By: The Superficial / June 16, 2014

We Lost The Ultimate Warrior (1959 – 2014)

I may not have posted about the deaths of Peaches Geldof, John Pinette or even Mickey Rooney, but in my defense, none of those people were day-glo embodiments of 1980s American exceptionalism that's doomed as a nation ever since, but now's not the time for that. Now's where we…
By: The Superficial / April 9, 2014

Fred Phelps Is Dead (1929 – 2014)

Over the weekend, America rejoiced as it learned Fred Phelps was on his deathbed. And now word has come he's finally learning he wasted his entire life thinking there's a Christian Heaven because he's dead now. He died. As for that business about why he was excommunicated?
By: The Superficial / March 20, 2014

Mick Jagger’s Girlfriend Hung Herself

According to TMZ, Mick Jagger's longtime girlfriend fashion designer L'Wren Scott was found hanging inside her apartment today. Even more surprising, police don't suspect foul play despite the fact The Joker's killed Mick Jagger's girlfriend before. Remember when he stole Jerry Hall from…
By: The Superficial / March 17, 2014

Dammit, We Lost Egon (1944 – 2014)

While Alec Baldwin throws his hissy fit in the media he hates so much, Hollywood lost a true icon today when comedic actor/director Harold Ramis died early this morning. The Chicago Tribune reports: Ramis, a longtime North Shore resident, was surrounded by family when he died at…
By: The Superficial / February 24, 2014

Shirley Temple Died (1928 – 2014)

Legendary film actress Shirley Temple died last night in her San Francisco home, and with her a goddamn sterling example of how to transition from child star to adulthood. While today's kid sensations become drug-addicted shitheads, Shirley Temple was one of the first celebrities to speak openly about breast cancer and…
By: The Superficial / February 11, 2014

Philip Seymour Hoffman Overdosed (1967 – 2014)

In case anyone feels the need to pay tribute on a tit and dick joke site, Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead yesterday in the bathroom of his Manhattan apartment with a needle in his arm. He was 46, and a powerhouse of an actor revered for his talent…
By: The Superficial / February 3, 2014

RIP Uncle Phil (1948 – 2013)

"Don't you get it, Uncle Phil? If I have a son and never discipline him, we can do multidimensional math!" "WIIIIIIIIILLLLLL." Because once again God wants to prove that Lindsay Lohan is the cockroach of Hollywood, James Avery died on New Year's Eve after suffering complications from…
By: The Superficial / January 2, 2014

Tom Clancy Died (1947 – 2013)

Depending on what age you are, you know the name Tom Clancy from either his expansive library of meticulously detailed military/espionage novels or the several video games series bearing his name. I fall squarely in the former category (Ask me to name some of my all time favorite book…
By: The Superficial / October 2, 2013

We Lost Elmore Leonard (1925 – 2013)

Iconic novelist Elmore Leonard died this morning after complications from a stroke he suffered last month, according to People. He was 87 years old and had released a book as recently as last year, Raylan, based on the Justified character he created. Because chances are if you've seen an awesome movie or…
By: The Superficial / August 20, 2013

Lisa Robin Kelly Died (1970 – 2013)

After getting kicked off That 70s Show for not realizing slutty blondes grow on trees, Lisa Robin Kelly has had a rough go at it to put things nicely because not only did she just die, she died in rehab. "I just wanted to spit in her face one last time," life wa…
By: The Superficial / August 15, 2013
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