Posts tagged "Rihanna"

The Rest of The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

The other people at the Grammys who didn't get their own posts. Pity them. Pity their lowly lot in life.
By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Banged Rihanna

Is that really Leo behind 50 Cent, or has your mind simply become Jonah Hill? INCEPTION! Posted by Photo Boy Someone named Nikki Erwin had a birthday party at the Playboy mansion on Saturday and apparently when she blew out her candles she wished for karate butt sex, because at that…
By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Rihanna’s Naked Under There

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Heidi Klum Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

Rihanna Will Make You Want To Bang Raphael Now

The right wing media is waging a horseshit campaign to paint Lena Dunham as a child molester, but before we get to that, let's look at Rihanna's tits painted like a Ninja Turtle because I'm almost positive this is the story on everyone's mind that will define us a…
By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014

Rihanna’s Breasts Fought AIDS, Too

Here's Rihanna at yesterday's amfAR Inspiration Gala where she spent the whole night saying things like, "Damn! Miley Cyrus and that mouse with an Australian accent just shot a guy with a plunger!" And, "Oh snap, that fly's wearing a red shirt!" It really was an incredible…
By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014

Miley Cyrus Wore This To Fight AIDS

Because every post about misogynistic reactions to the academic discussion of sexist tropes should be followed by pics of Miley Cyrus' cleavage, here she is at last night's amfAR Inspiration Gala where she helped Dale and the other Rescue Rangers stop Fat Cat with a plane made out…
By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014

There Is.. Another.. Fappening

NOTE: This is not a leaked photo of Kim Kardashian. This is the shit she gives away for free. The last time I covered The Fappening our servers broke for two weeks, so if it's Monday morning and there's nothing but a crater where the site once was, avenge…
By: The Superficial / September 21, 2014

Rihanna To CBS: ‘F*ck You For Pulling My Song’

In light of the Ray Rice incident, CBS decided to pull "Run This Town" from Thursday Night Football because Rihanna was the victim of domestic violence, so let's make her feel ashamed to have her music broadcast before the sacred and holy communion of NFL football. Except now they…
By: The Superficial / September 16, 2014

Rihanna Song Pulled From Thursday Night Football

"HAHAHAHA! I'mma haunt you forever." Thanks to Chris Brown beating the shit out of Rihanna for looking at his phone, CBS decided to pull "Run This Town" from last night's Thursday Night Football so people won't have to think about the NFL only giving Ray Rice a…
By: The Superficial / September 12, 2014

Rihanna’s In A Bikini And Other News

- Jessica Alba's organic diaper company is worth a billion dollars. A BILLION. [Lainey Gossip] - I'm going to assume James Haven's response will be "Muuuurrder..." [Dlisted] - A Bikini A Day Keeps The Doctor Away [theCHIVE] - Ariana Grande's brother is a fucking douchebag. [Fishwrapper] -…
By: The Superficial / August 29, 2014

Rihanna’s Touching Her Vagina Because ‘School Kills.’ Sure, Why Not?

Whenever I stick my hands down my pants and complain about the education system, people are always like, "Sir, this is a Starbucks," or, "I don't know how he keeps getting out of the car, we have child locks," but apparently when Rihanna does it, it's sexy cool or some shit. So here…
By: The Superficial / August 20, 2014

Rihanna Ruined Jay Z’s Marriage

Last week, we learned that Jay Z and Beyonce's marriage is pretty much over because he constantly cheats on her, and now comes even more specific information that it's with Rihanna, so I can't imagine where it's all coming from. It's not like it's practically…
By: The Superficial / July 28, 2014

Chris Brown Dumped After Posting Karrueche Tran’s Ass To Instagram

Over the weekend, Chris Brown posted the above pic of Karrueche Tran's ass to Instagram only to delete it and every single picture of her from his account. Turns out she'd prefer the entire Internet not look up her butthole, so she dumped him, according to Radar Online. Which…
By: The Superficial / July 8, 2014

Hey, TLC, Shut Up And Let Rihanna Be Naked

During an interview on an Australian radio show, TLC decided to go off on Rihanna being naked all the time which is her goddamn right as an American who's really Barbadian butt royalty if you want to argue over semantics. Via Jezebel: "Every time I see you,…
By: The Superficial / June 6, 2014

Yup, Rihanna’s Naked Under There

Jonah Hill got caught calling a pap a faggot, so I'm going to save my word-juice for that, and immediately get out of the way of Rihanna and her clearly visible nipples from last night's CFDA Awards because exactly five people are reading this, and…
By: The Superficial / June 3, 2014

Rihanna Wouldn’t Meet Charlie Sheen’s Porn Star Fiancee, He Took It Well

Last night was Charlie Sheen's fiance Brett Rossi's - I'm sorry, Scottine's. - birthday, so he took her out for a nice fancy dinner at Giorgio Baldi where Rihanna also happened to be eating. Turns out Scottine is a huge fan, so according to TMZ,…
By: The Superficial / May 22, 2014

Does Jay Z Like Pink Hair & Nipple Piercings? Just Curious

Here's Rihanna knocking back drinks at last night's Clippers game with pink hair and no bra because she's a single lady now, and a girl's got needs. Which is also why she's yelling, "Yo, where Donald Sterling at? I wanna play some golf" in almost every single…
By: The Superficial / May 16, 2014

Rihanna Dumped Drake Again

Presumably because they'd been dating for three months and he still hadn't put her in the hospital yet, Rihanna has reportedly dumped Drake again, according to Us Weekly: "Rihanna and Drake had another fight," a source tells Us. "He is too in love with her, which has always bee…
By: The Superficial / May 15, 2014

Elevator Fight? What Elevator Fight?

Starting around 6 a.m. this morning, Beyonce began posting happy, sisterly photos with Solange to Instagram before ending a shot with Rihanna which either confirms or denies the latest report that Solange lost her shit over Jay Z wanting to go to…
By: The Superficial / May 14, 2014
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