Posts tagged "Rihanna"

Rihanna’s New Video Is Dumb As Hell

Rihanna’s new video for Bitch Better Have My Money is seven minutes you’ll never get back, and she even gets naked in it.

By: The Superficial / July 2, 2015

Rihanna’s Nipples Are Back

Rihanna has nipples, wants you to see ‘em.

By: Photo Boy / July 1, 2015

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.

By: The Superficial / May 5, 2015

It’s Rihanna In A Bikini

This a post about Rihanna’s butt in a bikini. This is only a post.

By: The Superficial / April 27, 2015

Apparently This Is Rihanna Doing Coke (Allegedly)

A video of what looks a hell of a lot like Rihanna snorting coke is making the Internet rounds. Want to see it?

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2015

Jimmy Kimmel’s Wife Seems Cool

Jimmy Kimmel’s wife let Rihanna into their house at one in the morning for an April Fools’ Joke. Or was it? — It was. I don’t know why I just wrote that.

By: The Superficial / April 2, 2015

Chris Brown Is Off Probation: A Special Message To Rihanna

Now that Chris Brown’s probation is officially over, it’s time for Rihanna to flee the fucking country and change her name if she values her life.

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2015

Cara Delevingne & Naomi Campbell Allegedly Fought Like The Cats

Cara Delevingne and Naomi Campbell reportedly had a catfight over Rihanna during Paris Fashion Week.

By: The Superficial / March 10, 2015

The Rest of The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

The other people at the Grammys who didn’t get their own posts. Pity them. Pity their lowly lot in life.

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Banged Rihanna

Is that really Leo behind 50 Cent, or has your mind simply become Jonah Hill? INCEPTION!

Posted by Photo Boy

Someone named Nikki Erwin had a birthday party at the Playboy mansion on Saturday and apparently when she blew out her candles she wished for karate butt sex, because at that…

By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Rihanna’s Naked Under There

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Heidi Klum Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

Rihanna Will Make You Want To Bang Raphael Now

The right wing media is waging a horseshit campaign to paint Lena Dunham as a child molester, but before we get to that, let’s look at Rihanna’s tits painted like a Ninja Turtle because I’m almost positive this is the story on everyone’s mind that will define us a generation. Or make me watch the…

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014

Rihanna’s Breasts Fought AIDS, Too

Here’s Rihanna at yesterday’s amfAR Inspiration Gala where she spent the whole night saying things like, “Damn! Miley Cyrus and that mouse with an Australian accent just shot a guy with a plunger!” And, “Oh snap, that fly’s wearing a red shirt!” It really was an incredible evening. You should’ve been there.

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By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014

Miley Cyrus Wore This To Fight AIDS

Because every post about misogynistic reactions to the academic discussion of sexist tropes should be followed by pics of Miley Cyrus’ cleavage, here she is at last night’s amfAR Inspiration Gala where she helped Dale and the other Rescue Rangers stop Fat Cat with a plane made out of a bleach bottle. People could hardly…

By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014

There Is.. Another.. Fappening

NOTE: This is not a leaked photo of Kim Kardashian. This is the shit she gives away for free.

The last time I covered The Fappening our servers broke for two weeks, so if it’s Monday morning and there’s nothing but a crater where the site once was, avenge me. Now that that…

By: The Superficial / September 21, 2014

Rihanna To CBS: ‘F*ck You For Pulling My Song’

In light of the Ray Rice incident, CBS decided to pull “Run This Town” from Thursday Night Football because Rihanna was the victim of domestic violence, so let’s make her feel ashamed to have her music broadcast before the sacred and holy communion of NFL football. Except now they want to play her song thi…

By: The Superficial / September 16, 2014

Rihanna Song Pulled From Thursday Night Football

“HAHAHAHA! I’mma haunt you forever.”

Thanks to Chris Brown beating the shit out of Rihanna for looking at his phone, CBS decided to pull “Run This Town” from last night’s Thursday Night Football so people won’t have to think about the NFL only giving Ray Rice a two-game suspension for punching out his

By: The Superficial / September 12, 2014

Rihanna’s In A Bikini And Other News

- Jessica Alba’s organic diaper company is worth a billion dollars. A BILLION. [Lainey Gossip]

– I’m going to assume James Haven’s response will be “Muuuurrder…” [Dlisted]

- A Bikini A Day Keeps The Doctor Away [theCHIVE]

- Ariana Grande’s brother is a fucking douchebag. [Fishwrapper]

-…

By: The Superficial / August 29, 2014

Rihanna’s Touching Her Vagina Because ‘School Kills.’ Sure, Why Not?

Whenever I stick my hands down my pants and complain about the education system, people are always like, “Sir, this is a Starbucks,” or, “I don’t know how he keeps getting out of the car, we have child locks,” but apparently when Rihanna does it, it’s sexy cool or some shit. So here she i…

By: The Superficial / August 20, 2014
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