There’s a documentary about Chris Brown now. Fuck everything.
Rihanna might want to think that one over.
The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.
This a post about Rihanna’s butt in a bikini. This is only a post.
A video of what looks a hell of a lot like Rihanna snorting coke is making the Internet rounds. Want to see it?
Jimmy Kimmel’s wife let Rihanna into their house at one in the morning for an April Fools’ Joke. Or was it? — It was. I don’t know why I just wrote that.
Now that Chris Brown’s probation is officially over, it’s time for Rihanna to flee the fucking country and change her name if she values her life.
Cara Delevingne and Naomi Campbell reportedly had a catfight over Rihanna during Paris Fashion Week.
The other people at the Grammys who didn’t get their own posts. Pity them. Pity their lowly lot in life.