Rick Bynes

Amanda Bynes Was Never Homeless, Let’s Stop Believing Her Shit

After being photographed sleeping inside a mall, it’s just been assumed that Amanda Bynes is homeless because her parents have a conservatorship over her finances. Plus Heidi Montag’s huge cartoon tits offered her a place to stay, and it seemed like a good idea to believe them and give them my social security number. Anyway,… More »


Amanda Bynes Is Accusing Her Dad of Being A ‘Sexual Predator’ Again

And here we go again. I’d like to personally dedicate this shitstorm that took less than 24 hours to form to the judge who released Amanda Bynes even after her doctors said she was “severely ill.” Well played, your honor. This couldn’t be going better. Via Twitter: … More »


Amanda Bynes: ‘Just Kidding! My Dad Didn’t Try And Have Sex With Me’

UPDATE: Guess who just got 5150’d.

Earlier today, Amanda Bynes went on a lengthy Twitter rant accusing her father of sexual abuse which turned out to be on the heels of her parents finally arriving in New York to get her into a mental health facility. Since then, her mother issued the following… More »


Amanda Bynes: ‘My Dad Asked To Have Sex With Me’

Up until an hour ago, Amanda Bynes’ Twitter was the usual grab-bag of escalating crazy: She really needs plastic surgery, the tabloids make her look ugly on purpose, people need to get off her nigga dick, etc. etc. And then things got really, really dark: … More »