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Chelsea Handler Gave Reese Witherspoon A Naked Selfie For Her Birthday

Chelsea Handler shouldn’t have. She really, really shouldn’t have. More »

I Shall Call Her ‘DaggerMILF’

A photo gallery of Reese Witherspoon’s legs? Sure, why not? More »

Why’s Reese Witherspoon Talking To Wesley Crusher In A Trench Coat?

That outfit’s not Starfleet code. More »

Reese Witherspoon Makes Working At Walmart Cute And Fun! Hurray!

Walmart paid Reese Witherspoon to show its shareholders the “Bend And Snap” from Legally Blonde, and she did it because she’s not rich enough apparently. … More »

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head. More »

The 87th Annual Academy Awards

Full Disclosure: Emma Stone and Jennifer Aniston are making this gallery look way more exciting than it really is. I genuinely feel bad tricking you with it. More »

Sean Penn’s Haiti Gala Had An Odd Guest List

Because the Golden Globes, it’s 47 after parties, and Johnny Depp’s Makeout Emporium weren’t enough, Sean Penn threw his annual Help Haiti Home Gala over the weekend featuring star-studded celebrities and a special guest who you’ll notice isn’t in any of the group shots or ever once near Sean Penn. However, this old pervert was… More »

The 2015 Golden Globe Awards

I probably should’ve checked if there are any more awards show this month because here’s the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilson pic that justifies whatever it is… More »

That’s Reese Witherspoon’s Butt In Yoga Pants

We’ve been talking about butts a lot lately including a look at their historical and artistic significance because this is an academic blog first, and a tits and ass bonanza second. So keeping with that tradition, here’s Reese Witherspoon’s butt in yoga pants. It won an Oscar, so that seemed like good enough reason to… More »

Ben Affleck’s Penis Is In A Movie

Ben Affleck can’t do a single interview without being asked about Batman, but somehow he managed to crack the Internet’s secret code and started talking about his dick which is like dangling a set of keys in front of us. I don’t even know where I am anymore that’s how distracted how I am. Whose… More »

Emily Ratajkowski & Reese Witherspoon In Red

You’re probably thinking it’s a dick move to put Reese Witherspoon in a gallery with Emily Ratajkowski, and that I’m only doing it to make another joke about her being pregnant. And you’re right, but before I make the voices stop, I’d like to take a second to compliment Reese for holding her own even… More »

Gwyneth Paltrow: ‘Reading Mean Internet Comments Is Just Like War’

(l to r) 1. Private Witherspoon, a 20-year-veteran who survived several online jokes about her chin, but in body only. Her family says she’s never been the same person since and often suffers from night terrors and alcohol abuse. 2. A pretentious cunt.

In my haste to slap together a link post this… More »

Don’t Ask Reese Witherspoon To Pronounce Your Stupid French Last Name

Sometime during Rihanna’s MET Gala after party, a possibly drunk Reese Witherspoon found herself in an elevator with Kate Upton, Zooey Deschanel and an iPhone-wielding Cara Delevingne who was given specific instructions to not make Reese pronounce her “fucking name” because it’s “that stupid French.” But because she’s southern charm personified, Reese followed that up… More »

The 2014 MET Gala: Sexy People In Fancy Clothes That Cost More Than Your House

So I can move on with my life and find out if other people are showing their boobs at other places, here’s the rest of The 2014 MET Gala featuring the return of Blake Lively’s breasts (I left you for Hilary Duff. Don’t make this weird.), Emma Stone who’s apparently done with her Nosferatu phase,… More »

Yellow Grimace & The 71st Annual Golden Globes

Because I wasn’t fucking around when I said we’re getting in and out of the Golden Globes, here’s the rest of the shit you might possibly, but not really, need to know. Starting with these red carpet photos, this Ronan Farrow tweet which is so awesome, he has to be Sinatra’s son:

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It’s The Reese Witherspoon Bikini Pics

Thanks to already blowing over half our photo budget on Demi Moore and Gwyneth Paltrow, I didn’t think I’d be able to afford these new Reese Witherspoon bikini pics. But then I did some things that I’m not very proud of, and fortunately recorded should a certain senator not pass mandatory McRib legislation (No oneMore »

Why Hello, Reese Witherspoon In Heels

I make a lot of jokes about Reese Witherspoon being pregnant and.. being pregnant. But at the end of the day, she does keep her body in amazing shape for a woman who’s had three kids. (I’m banned from Facebook, aren’t I?) Which is why it’s a shame that she’s already pregnant again. Christ, you… More »

And Now A Moment For Reese Witherspoon Swimsuit Photos

Despite the fact we’ve posted The Shannon Twins, Kylie and Kendall Jenner, Rihanna, Paris Hilton, Heidi Klum and Julia Pereira, we’re still not caught up on bikinis from Fourth of July Weekend, so here’s Reese Witherspoon who, for once, I’m not posting to accuse her of being pregnant, but as a woman for you to… More »

That’s Reese Witherspoon’s Butt

Before this year, Reese Witherspoon was always considered one of the good ones in Hollywood. She went to church every Sunday, sheltered young actors after their girlfriends got their vaginas licked by a director, tells her kids to never be like Chris Brown and Rihanna and chastened burgeoning actresses on making sex tapes. Yet in… More »

The Cop’s Dashboard Cam Recorded Reese Witherspoon’s Arrest. Yes.

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Remember when just reading the transcript for when Reese Witherspoon drunkenly freaked out on a cop was great? Well, the dash cam video from the cruiser (with clear audio) is even better because holy shit does chardonnay turn Reese into a surly diva. There’s even a part where she… More »

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