Posts tagged "Real Housewives"

Teresa Giudice Is In Jail

In what is hopefully a continuing trend for every single reality star in 2015, Teresa Giudice reported to federal prison at 3 a.m. Monday morning where she’ll serve her 15 month sentence for bankruptcy fraud, according to WNBC 4 New York. And for those of you who don’t remember, Teresa went behind her crisis manager’…

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015

Teresa Giudice Fired By Crisis Manager For Trying To Book Her Own Jail

To catch everybody up, Teresa Giudice was sentenced to 15 months in prison for fraud. Her husband got 41 months, and the tears of their children will be reality fuel, but that’s not the most ridiculous part. The most ridiculous part is Teresa getting fired by her crisis manager for fucking up the entire sentencing…

By: The Superficial / October 22, 2014

Guys, I’m Pretty Sure Megan Fox Wants To Bang Shia LaBeouf Again

Earlier in the week, Megan Fox made it a point to let the world know she’s not having sex with Brian Austin Green. On top of that, she made a passive aggressive jab that he wants more kids because “he doesn’t have to do any of the work” and then followed that up by naming…

By: The Superficial / August 8, 2014

So Lady GaGa’s ‘G.U.Y.’ Video Happened

Instead of getting into Lady Gaga’s “ARTPOP film” video for “G.U.Y.” and all the Real Housewives bullshit that dwells within, let me tell you about the most fucked up celebrity dream I’ve ever had in all my years writing this site and that’s coming off of an least three year run where I’m back i…

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2014

Teresa Giudice Told Her Kids She’s Going To Jail While Filming ‘Real Housewives’

Reality television is a shithole inhabited by shitheads doing shitty things for shitty people to watch, so it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice decided to exploit the most traumatic moment in her children’s lives so she has a better storyline than Carmella Meatball Buttafuoco Spaghetti.

By: The Superficial / March 6, 2014

Teresa & Joe Giudice Are Going To Jail

When we last left Teresa Giudice and her half-pug-person husband Joe, they were beating the shit out of photographers while on their way to court to fight 39 counts of bank fraud and tax evasion. A fight that apparently didn’t go very well because this morning they pleaded guilty to enough charges that they’ll both…

By: The Superficial / March 4, 2014

Brandi Glanville Said Black People Can’t Swim

On the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, a pre-recorded, scripted, and completely edited reality show, Brandi Glanville made a racist comment to Joyce Giraud which I’m sure was entirely off-the-cuff and not at all orchestrated to create exactly the “controversy” you’re reading about right now. E! News reports:

During…

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2013

Brandi Glanville Won’t Stop Talking About Joanna Krupa’s Vagina

Last week, Brandi Glanville went on Watch What Happens Live and said Joanna Krupa’s pussy smells because The Real Housewives are a regal and classy affair rife with elegance and poise. It was a situation that almost blew over until Brandi got shithoused for her birthday over the weekend and started trashing Joanna’s vagina agai…

By: The Superficial / November 19, 2013

Joe Gorga Will Make This Rape Business All Better

Last week, poor, innocent people were exposed to the words inside Melissa Gorga’s book Love Italian Style that basically suggests a strong marriage is built on never pooping and marital rape. Which sounds awesome on paper, but not so much when you tell other people who’ve seen you at a gas station with your kid…

By: The Superficial / September 30, 2013

Melissa Gorga Was ‘Taken Out Of Context’ When She Wrote Husbands Should Rape Their Wives

Yesterday, the Internet had a goddamn field day with Melissa Gorga’s marriage advice book Love Italian Style considering the following passage she included using Joe’s own words basically advocates marital rape. Via Jezebel:
Men, I know you think your woman isn’t the type who wants to be taken. But trust me, she is. Every…

By: The Superficial / September 26, 2013

Teresa & Joe Giudice Seem Like Nice Clients

“Lemme in that courtroom! I’ll murderlize ‘em!”

Here’s Teresa and Joe Giudice arriving in federal court this morning to plead not guilty to 39 counts of tax evasion, bank fraud and whatever it is people do for fun in Jersey these days besides steroids and banging midgets until a baby or a pickle…

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2013

‘RHONJ’ Teresa & Joe Giudice Indicted For 39 Counts of Bank Fraud And Tax Evasion

If you’ve added up all the time I’ve watched Real Housewives of New Jersey, it would roughly equal an hour at best. But just from that little amount of time, I could easily tell you that Jacqueline Laurita’s breasts are phenomenal, and that Teresa and Joe Giudice are God awful people who should be shot…

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2013

Joanna Krupa Says She’s ‘Sex-Deprived’

Back in 2009, Joanna Krupa complained about not having enough sex with her fiance and three years later she still hasn’t figured out she’s clearly engaged to a woman because she’s still not getting enough. A problem I’d be more than happy solve because, trust me, after one night with me, she’ll never want to…

By: The Superficial / September 28, 2012

Lisa Vanderpump Insulted The Royal Penis

While Naked Prince Harry won hearts and minds the world over yesterday, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, British person and hottest old broad on that show Lisa Vanderpump was apparently not impressed and saw fit to insult the Royal Ginger Scepter of Small Winkyshire. TMZ reports:

Lisa was out in Beverly Hill…

By: The Superficial / August 23, 2012

Cue LeAnn Rimes Having Sex In Bathrooms Now

Brandi Glanville supposedly had sex with serial Porta-potty diddler Gerard Butler, so it really shouldn’t be that shocking to find out she got caught banging a random dude in her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills co-star Kyle Richards’ bathroom. It’s also how these people say “hello.” RadarOnline reports:

Brandi was in the bathroom…

By: The Superficial / July 31, 2012

Kyle Richards Apparently Works Out And Other News

- Jose Canseco will never stop tweeting. [BuzzFeed]

- Danielle Houghton is just a tad overboard. Just a tad. [theCHIVE]

– And Tom Hiddleston is apparently just right for the ladies. Just right. [Lainey Gossip]

– I can’t decide if this is worse than finding out Mila Kunis i…

By: The Superficial / April 25, 2012

Simon From ‘Real Housewives’ Ejaculated On His Wife During Childbirth. Why Not?

If you haven’t seen this by now, yesterday Jezebel unearthed a gem that’s basically why we have an Internet from former Real Housewives of New York stars Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen’s quasi-memoir “Little Kids, Big City” where, long story short, Alex writes about naturally giving birth to her son which caused Simon to…

By: The Superficial / April 24, 2012

Bethenny Frankel Doesn’t Look At All Like Death In A Bikini And Other News

- Kevin Federline understands the value of a family discount. [Dlisted]

- Judy Greer owns everyone. Fact. [Lainey Gossip]

– Not pictured: The new pair of shoes dangling off-camera. [theCHIVE]

- Kate Upton’s breasts don’t care about America’s obesity problem. [Popoholic]

- Uma Thurman is pregnant again.

By: The Superficial / February 28, 2012

Bethenny Frankel Had A Miscarriage, Regrets Cameras Weren’t Rolling

“If this kid gets hit by a taxi before they start filming, I swear to God…”

Part of having your own reality show is making sure that when a new season starts you exploit anything and everything you can to get people talking about you. And if it’s something deeply tragic and/or controversial,…

By: The Superficial / February 21, 2012

So Kim Zolciak Is Also SVEDKA_GRL

Since every superhero/product spokes-bimbo should always have a weird, thick mom-version, here’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak also as SVEDKA_GRL because apparently Svedka Vodka is literally slapping the costume on anyone off the street and tarting them about. Which must feel awesome for J-Woww who probably thought she was special, irreplaceable and…

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2011
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