Posts tagged "Rashida Jones"

The Bonnie & Clyde of Fart-Sniffing Made A Trailer

Because if there’s one place these two should be filmed right now, it’s an elevator, here’s “RUN” the mutual masturbatory mock-trailer for Jay Z and Beyonce‘s upcoming “On The Run” tour starring all of their famous friends with the notable exception of Gwyneth Paltrow. Which is what happens when you go around telling people your…

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2014

Just Kidding! Jake Gyllenhaal Actually Bangs Anna Kendrick

Yesterday the Internet was aflutter with reports that Jake Gyllenhaal and Rashida Jones are a couple after photos of them having lunch together surfaced. Except now PopSugar has photos of Jake cuddling with Anna Kendrick after a trip to Vegas over the weekend, so it’s pretty obvious what’s happening here: Jake Gyllenhaal’s harvesting women’s body…

By: The Superficial / September 7, 2011

Jake Gyllenhaal & Rashida Jones Probably Have Sex Now

When we last Jake Gyllenhaal‘s love life, it was fresh off of curbing Taylor Swift for a crack at Jennifer Aniston’s glacia majora, so here he is Saturday with his latest Gyllen.. “haul” (If two testicles and a shaft dangle between this man’s legs, he’ll start using that term immediately. With gusto.), Rashida Jones, who…

By: The Superficial / September 6, 2011

John Mayer is f-cking everyone

Jennifer Aniston is getting John Mayer’d in the groin again, you say? Not so, says Hollyscoop:

John was spotted on a romantic date with actress Rashida Jones Friday night at the Chateau Marmont, Hollyscoop can confirm exclusively.
The couple was having dinner in a secluded area when John “took the guitar from someone…

By: The Superficial / October 25, 2009