Posts tagged "Raquel Rischard"

Good God, Raquel Rischard, And Other News

Posted By Photo Boy - Reese Witherspoon is a heroin-addict hiker in Wild. But what about the baby?! [Lainey Gossip] - Hey, remember Jared Leto's gladiator helmet dick? That was only the beginning. [Dlisted] - Cameras Are A Girl's (Boobs') Best Friend [theCHIVE] - Kris Jenner in a bikini,…
By: Photo Boy / September 10, 2014

Raquel Rischard & Courtney Compton Are The Crap I Missed – Wednesday 5.14.14

Alright, folks, Photo Boy got sideswiped with a trip to the ER last night, and if you're unfamiliar with our "process," he cobbles together The Crap We Missed while I sit here acting like a human PEZ dispenser full of dick jokes. Fortunately, he'll be back tomorrow, so in the meantime, here'…
By: The Superficial / May 14, 2014

Good Morning, Kea Ho, And Other News

- Rihanna and Drake are banging all over London. [Lainey Gossip] - Target has no idea how vaginas work. Which is probably why I shop there because neither do I. [Dlisted] - In Life There's Underboob And Then There's Everything Else [theCHIVE] - Mindy Kaling ain't having this shit.
By: The Superficial / March 12, 2014

Good Morning, Molly Morrison, And Other News

- Hats off to The Chivers for paying it forward. [theCHIVE] - Barbara Walters had to interview Miley Cyrus. There is no god. [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Lawrence wants it to be illegal to call someone fat on TV. [Dlisted] - Kim Kardashian is illiterate apparently. [Fishwrapper]…
By: The Superficial / December 18, 2013

Jaclyn Swedberg’s In A Bikini Again And Other News

- Jennifer Lawrence looked like this last night. [Lainey Gossip] - Angela Lansbury will choke a bitch. [Dlisted] - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems support the troops. [theCHIVE] - Lady GaGa wants kids now. [Fishwrapper] - Uma Thurman is the 2014 Campari calendar. [tooFab]…
By: The Superficial / November 12, 2013

Good Morning, Jaclyn Swedberg, And Other News

- Miley Cyrus is plowing through Paris Hilton's exes. [Lainey Gossip] - Kris Jenner's making Kendall dress like a yarn condom on a flaccid penis now. [Dlisted] - Perfectly Tatted Girls [theCHIVE] - Kim Kardashian is face-lifting her shit into obscurity. I believe in God again. [Fishwrapper]…
By: The Superficial / November 11, 2013

Good Morning, Tiffany Toth, And Other News

- Kenan Thompson won't do sketches in drag anymore until SNL hires some black women. [Lainey Gossip] - Kendra Wilkinson's family asked for money and didn't get it. That's how I'm going to read this. [Dlisted] - I Really Love Your.. Outfit [theCHIVE] - Tila Tequila is Nostradamus now.
By: The Superficial / October 21, 2013

Good Morning, Kenda Perez, And Other News

- This is why 800 comic book shows are now being announced. [Lainey Gossip] - Don't blame Paris Hilton for your drug problems. Odd penis fungus? Yes. Drugs? No. [Dlisted] - I Had That Dream About Yoga Pants Again [theCHIVE] - Paula Patton bangs other chicks with Robin Thicke.
By: The Superficial / September 27, 2013

Good Morning, Jaclyn Swedberg, And Other News

- Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend who I'll assume hates vehicular cunnilingus. [Lainey Gossip] - Welcome... to The Richard Simmons Renaissance. [Dlisted] - There's Something Spectacular About Oktoberfest [theCHIVE] - Rihanna's trip to Thailand sounds educational. [Fishwrapper] - Jesus Tits and Gretchen Rossi are off Real…
By: The Superficial / September 24, 2013

Good Morning, Jessa Hinton, And Other News

- Michael K is hiring an intern which reminds me to change the batteries in Photo Boy's shock collar. [Dlisted] - Jennifer Aniston's publicist says she isn't pregnant, but is also a huge liar, so who knows? [Lainey Gossip] - Beautiful Women From Generations Past [theCHIVE] - Jon Gosselin i…
By: The Superficial / September 20, 2013

Good Morning, Tiffany Stanley, And Other News

- Loki is a bigger goldmine than Thor. [Lainey Gossip] - Benedict Cumberbatch officiates gay weddings now. [Dlisted] - Carmen is definitely the Chivette of the Week. [theCHIVE] - Jessica Simpson has emerged! [tooFab] - Anthony Weiner told Sydney Leathers he's constantly horny. [BuzzFeed] -…
By: The Superficial / July 26, 2013

Good Morning, Raquel Rischard, And Other News

- Sacha Baron Cohen dropped out of the Freddie Mercury biopic because apparently Queen wants it to be a family friendly PG movie. Yup. [Lainey Gossip] - Just a reminder, the sandwich artists at Subway are sticking their dicks in the bread. [Dlisted] - Helga Lovekaty is almost a perfect Bond…
By: The Superficial / July 23, 2013