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Rachel Uchitel’s Marriage Failed. What Are The Odds?

For those of you who don’t remember, Rachel Uchitel was the first Tiger Woods mistress to come forward and then back off after receiving a $1 million payoff. She then followed that up by banging a married David Boreanaz then a married Jeremy London before getting married herself because clearly nothing in her experience has… More »

Rachel Uchitel Banged Elin Nordegren’s New Boyfriend. Of Course.

*sniff sniff* “Gold?”

If you’re rich and even remotely good looking, there’s a pretty good chance you’ve banged Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods’ Ground Whore Zero, at some pint. Which is why it shouldn’t be at all shocking that she just revealed she already had sex with Elin Nordegren’s new boyfriend Jamie Dingman, the… More »

Rachel Uchitel in a Bikini and Other News

“This looks worth a $100 million divorce settlement.” – Tiger Woods’ erection.

- Kim Kardashian is Jennifer Love Hewitt now. [Popeater]

- Michael Douglas is probably not a huge fan of greed now. [Huffington Post]

- Jennifer Lopez is the world’s most beautiful woman. Apparently People magazine isn’t familiar… More »

Rachel Uchitel and Dr. Drew Just Pissed All Over Ground Zero

Thanks to a slew of misinformation coupled with America’s love of blaming brown people for shit during an election year, a lot of simple, white Christian folk have been up in arms lately about an Islamic community center being built blocks away from Ground Zero – in a Burlington Coat Factory. What they should be… More »

Rachel Uchitel in a Bikini

Is Rachel Uchitel really a celebrity? No, of course not. Hookers don’t count. However she is a walking example of what Tiger Woods is willing to drop at least $110 million on for his penis – divorce settlement + hush money. – so here she is in Los Angeles yesterday with a dude whose wife… More »

Rachel Uchitel Will Apparently Bang Anything

And by anything I mean Jeremy London. You just read that.

According to RadarOnline, Jeremy’s ex-wife/also crazy drug addict Melissa Cunningham is accusing him of sleeping with the Ground Zero of Tiger Mistresses, Rachel Uchitel, while the two are filming the misleadingly named Celebrity Rehab together: … More »

David Boreanaz banged another one

Because Lindsay Lohan has become O.J. on Coke, and nobody watches Bones, I completely missed that David Boreanaz has a third mistress now: Porn star Gina Rodriguez a.k.a. Demi Delia. RadarOnline reports:

And although she denies a sexual affair, RadarOnline.com reached two sources who say it did happen.
A source exclusively told RadarOnline.com,… More »

Rachel Uchitel has standards. Who knew?

Rachel Uchitel has reportedly signed a deal to pose in Playboy but only under certain conditions, according to TMZ:

Rachel hedged when we asked her about a Playboy offer on TMZ Live on Friday — but we found out that Tiger Woods’ #1 mistress has already struck an agreement. A source close to… More »

Rachel Uchitel says something about something. Mother of God…

Splooge Receptacle to the Stars Rachel Uchitel issued a statement today making it clear she’s not the mistress extorting money from David Boreanaz. Via TMZ:

“David Boreanaz is not part of my life, nor will he be. I am not in communication with him and do not wish to be.
“I have… More »

David Boreanaz: ‘My penis is a victim here!’

David Boreanaz essentially pulled a Letterman by announcing he cheated on his wife in an attempt to stop his mistress – who may or may not be Tiger mistress #1 Rachel Uchitel – from extorting him via Gloria Allred. E! News reports:

“Marty Singer attempted to contact a woman who had a romantic… More »

Tiger Woods paid mistress $10 mil in hush money

Tiger Woods reportedly paid Mistress #1 of 8,500 Rachel Uchitel $10 million to stop her from going through with a tell-all press conference, and obviously she didn’t spend on her appearance because she looks like hell. TMZ reports:

But our sources — and they are good — tell TMZ Tiger was so concerned… More »

Elin Woods is ‘100%’ filing for divorce

While Elin Woods packs up the kids to ditch Tiger for the holidays, presumably so he’ll leave whore DNA on the coffee table, sources say their divorce is “100 percent on.” ABC News reports:

According to Coyne, Nordegren is “shopping around” for a divorce attorney. People Magazine reported Nordegren would be going to… More »

The Whores are Talking: Rachel Uchitel, Jamie Jungers claim they’re not hookers

The Tiger mistress who started it all, Rachel Uchitel, is threatening to sue The View after Joy Behar suggested she’s a hooker, according to TMZ:

Gloria Allred, lawyer for Tiger Wood’s alleged mistress #1, is pissed that Joy Behar joked on the show on Thursday, “Yeah, you-ka-tell she’s a hooker.”
Gloria says the… More »

Tiger Woods made love children and sex tapes. Of course.

Based on his new hobby of banging 800 cocktail waitresses and porn stars without a condom, it was inevitable Tiger Woods would be caught on tape not only doing one but fertilizing her eggs with his magic golf sperm. The National Enquirer reports:

“That would be the final straw for his wife -… More »

Tiger Woods stuck his penis in everybody

An updated look at Tiger Woods’ Vaginal Scorecard:

Tiger’s Fourth Mistress is a Lingerie Model named Jamie (He likes that name.) [E! Online]

Fifth Tiger Woods Mistress Claims Tiger Spanked her Numerous Times in his Own Home – [News of the World]

Surprise! There’s a Sixth Woman – [National Enquirer]

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BREAKING: Rachel Uchitel cancels Tiger Woods press conference

Rachel Uchitel has canceled today’s press conference where it was assumed she’d confirm an affair with Tiger Woods. RadarOnline reports Tiger’s reps have been in negotiation with Rachel all morning and have offered to pay for her silence:

Multiple sources told RadarOnline.com exclusively that Tiger’s people are desperate to keep Rachel from talking… More »

Rachel Uchitel: ‘Okay, so maybe I banged Tiger.’

The woman who started it all, Rachel Uchitel, is now reversing her denial about having an affair with Tiger Woods and has scheduled a press conference for today, according to TMZ. Apparently Tiger was urging her to lie via text which sparked his wife Elin to unleash a five iron frenzy of pain:

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Tiger Woods had a shitty holiday

For the five of you unaware, early Friday morning Tiger Woods drove his Escalade into a neighbor’s tree while high on painkillers and/or having just had the shit kicked out of him by his golf club-wielding wife Elin thanks to a National Enquirer story claiming he banged A-list event planner Rachel Uchitel. No one’s… More »