*sniff sniff* “Gold?”
If you’re rich and even remotely good looking, there’s a pretty good chance you’ve banged Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods’ Ground Whore Zero, at some pint. Which is why it shouldn’t be at all shocking that she just revealed she already had sex with Elin Nordegren’s new boyfriend Jamie Dingman, the… More »
“This looks worth a $100 million divorce settlement.” – Tiger Woods’ erection.
- Kim Kardashian is Jennifer Love Hewitt now. [Popeater]
- Michael Douglas is probably not a huge fan of greed now. [Huffington Post]
- Jennifer Lopez is the world’s most beautiful woman. Apparently People magazine isn’t familiar… More »
Thanks to a slew of misinformation coupled with America’s love of blaming brown people for shit during an election year, a lot of simple, white Christian folk have been up in arms lately about an Islamic community center being built blocks away from Ground Zero – in a Burlington Coat Factory. What they should be… More »
Is Rachel Uchitel really a celebrity? No, of course not. Hookers don’t count. However she is a walking example of what Tiger Woods is willing to drop at least $110 million on for his penis – divorce settlement + hush money. – so here she is in Los Angeles yesterday with a dude whose wife… More »
And by anything I mean Jeremy London. You just read that.
According to RadarOnline, Jeremy’s ex-wife/also crazy drug addict Melissa Cunningham is accusing him of sleeping with the Ground Zero of Tiger Mistresses, Rachel Uchitel, while the two are filming the misleadingly named Celebrity Rehab together: … More »