Posts tagged "Rachel Bilson"

Rachel Bilson And That Douchebag Named Their Kid Briar Rose

Posted by Photo Boy
Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen named their newborn daughter Briar Rose, but I’m still not sold on Hayden being the real father. I don’t remember anything about how whining into the uterus fertilizes the egg from that Miracle of Life video we watched in 7th grade. But I am now remembering…

Photo Boy / November 7, 2014

Pregnant Rachel Bilson Looks Like This In A Bikini

Often when we run a story, we’ll reuse bikini pics of a celebrity because I have a degree in journalism and use that bitch to its fullest. It’s something I did yesterday for Rachel Bilson announcing she’s pregnant, but then just this morning, I got a hold of bikini pics of her where she’s actually…

The Superficial / May 22, 2014

Rachel Bilson Is Pregnant

If you consider making the Star Wars prequels Hayden Christensen’s greatest crime against humanity, you’re still correct. However, his second greatest crime is knocking up Rachel Bilson which apparently just happened, according to Us Weekly:
The Hart of Dixie actress, 32, is expecting her first child with longtime boyfriend Hayden Christensen, multiple sources confirm exclusively…

The Superficial / May 21, 2014

Rachel Bilson Looks Awesome In A Bikini

Rachel Bilson has clearly been eating because she looks fantastic in a bikini now and even has one of those butt things people sometimes have. Unfortunately, it’s wasted on Hayden Christensen, but that’s not so much Rachel Bilson’s fault as God’s for wanting to make sure we know he really fucking hates us. “Apparently killing…

The Superficial / April 17, 2013

Good Morning, Rachel Bilson, And Other News

- Dr. Professor James Franco has a dissertation on these Ashley Benson rumors. [Lainey Gossip]
– I’ve clearly been at this job too long when I think this chick is sitting on a toilet only to find myself disappointed once I realize she isn’t. There’s no excuse for that. [theCHIVE]
- Lisa Turtle denies being…

The Superficial / October 26, 2012

Rachel Bilson Wore A Bikini And Other News

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- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie might tag-team Fassbender in a movie that I will in no way be arrested for publicly masturbating to. [Dlisted]
- Yoga Pants: I don’t know what they made of... [theCHIVE]
– The best way to experience Scarlett Johansson’s singing is in print. [Lainey Gossip]

The Superficial / April 13, 2012

Rachel Bilson in a Bikini

Because I left Serena Williams at the top of the page since, I dunno let’s say, 11 a.m. Friday, here’s Rachel Bilson in Barbados over the weekend. She’s there with Hayden Christensen who you’ll notice I cropped out of every single photo because George Lucas isn’t the only one around here who can digitally manipulate…

The Superficial / April 25, 2011

Hello, Rachel Bilson and Other News

- Paris Hilton and her boyfriend ran over a pap last night because, haven’t you heard? It’s “Celebrity Do Whatever The Fuck You Want Month.” [Lainey Gossip]
- Tony Curtis, RIP. [Esquire]
- Snooki is writing a book. Somewhere, even Satan is going, “You gotta be shitting me.” [Popeater]
- Mel Gibson dropped the baby,…

The Superficial / September 30, 2010

Rachel Bilson’s mini-cleavage and other news

- Jon Gosselin might be being a dick on purpose. [PopEater]
- Elizabeth Taylor proves women will never realize marriage is a horrible idea. [Dlisted]
- Robert Pattinson is NOT going to play a sparkly Kurt Cobain. [Lainey Gossip]
- Heidi Montag’s breasts help market The Hills. [HollywoodTuna]
- Nicole Scherzinger camel toes with the…

The Superficial / April 9, 2010

Rachel Bilson in Flaunt proves I really can hate Hayden Christensen more

This is Rachel Bilson in the latest issue of Flaunt. This is also what Hayden Christensen gets to see naked thanks to George Lucas plucking him out of obscurity to take a horribly acted shit on my childhood. And this is me renewing my vow to stab that bearded bastard to death with an IG-88…

The Superficial / November 4, 2009

Rachel Bilson & Hayden Christensen engaged

People has confirmed reports that Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson are engaged. Because if there’s one movie that deserved to spark a real-life romance, it’s Jumper. – – Anyone who just agreed with that statement, immediately stop reproducing:
According to a friend of the actress, the two, who costarred in 2008’s Jumper, got engaged i…

The Superficial / February 18, 2009