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Remember Lady Gaga? Merkin Lady…ran around naked in the woods that time? Not ringing any bells? Well, she used to be a pop singer, but now she just does naked onstage costume changes, blows polka dot penises, and dry humps her backup dancers. Anyway, this one time, she made… More »
“Just a second, girl. Told that motherfucker I needed more bran…”
When the Village Voice published its interview with Jim DeRogatis detailing the graphic and extensive nature of R. Kelly’s alleged statutory rapes, almost everyone immediately asked what the fuck Lady GaGa was doing recording a song with him. Including Lady GaGa who… More »
Early Monday evening, a hole was blown into the Internet after the Village Voice published an interview with Jim DeRogatis that made it impossible to laugh away the severity of R. Kelly’s numerous statutory rape accusations. It was a situation that most publicists would’ve advised their clients to let blow over except R. Kelly is… More »
Let me just start off by apologizing for the fact that up until yesterday, I’ve definitely been one of the numerous assholes who found R. Kelly fucking hilarious in a crazy person who constantly says and/or sings ridiculous shit kind of way.
If you haven’t seen or heard about… More »
I don’t even know where to start here because in the past 24 hours both R. Kelly and Kanye West have spouted such spectacular horseshit that it’s a miracle the people who heard it spoken aloud for the first time didn’t scream in horror as their mind tore itself into two separate hemispheres that began… More »
Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch giving a dramatic reading of R. Kelly’s “Genius” from the album Black Panties, and there’s literally nothing more I need to say here because you should’ve clicked play seven words into the headline. Why are you even reading this? Why?!
Fun Fact: Britain spent a good portion of… More »
Get back in your egg.
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Here’s Lady GaGa’s new single “Do What U Want” featuring R. Kelly. Which, as you can see, she decided to promote by having Terry Richardson shove a camera up her ass even though everyone knows Vagina Melvins are how you move units this quarter. Although, on the plus side, this spells extinction for Kim Kardashian… More »
“And so at the end of the movie, motherfucker from Drive’s all old and shit, right? And his wife… *wipes tear* excuse me, y’all… his wife she got amnesia and don’t even recognize him. And that’s when I thought to myself, wait a minute, how is it I drop motherfuckin’ roses out of a helicopter,… More »