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R. Kelly Is Dating A Teenager, Oh Good

R. Kelly still likes teenagers. Wonderful. More »

So R. Kelly Just Defended Bill Cosby

Someone Asked R. Kelly About Rape Again. It Didn’t Go Well.

“You believe these dumb fucks still pay to see us?”

“I know! We should both be in jail, but we’re not and we’re rich. Yay!” More »

Hopefully Lady Gaga Just Accidentally Pulled A Hannibal Buress

Posted by Photo Boy

Remember Lady Gaga? Merkin Lady…ran around naked in the woods that time? Not ringing any bells? Well, she used to be a pop singer, but now she just does naked onstage costume changes, blows polka dot penises, and dry humps her backup dancers. Anyway, this one time, she made… More »

Lady GaGa Didn’t Make A Song With R. Kelly. What Are You Talking About?

“Just a second, girl. Told that motherfucker I needed more bran…”

When the Village Voice published its interview with Jim DeRogatis detailing the graphic and extensive nature of R. Kelly’s alleged statutory rapes, almost everyone immediately asked what the fuck Lady GaGa was doing recording a song with him. Including Lady GaGa who… More »

R. Kelly Responded To The Village Voice. Oh, Good.

Early Monday evening, a hole was blown into the Internet after the Village Voice published an interview with Jim DeRogatis that made it impossible to laugh away the severity of R. Kelly’s numerous statutory rape accusations. It was a situation that most publicists would’ve advised their clients to let blow over except R. Kelly is… More »

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