Posts tagged "R. Kelly"

Hopefully Lady Gaga Just Accidentally Pulled A Hannibal Buress

Posted by Photo Boy Remember Lady Gaga? Merkin Lady...ran around naked in the woods that time? Not ringing any bells? Well, she used to be a pop singer, but now she just does naked onstage costume changes, blows polka dot penises, and dry humps her backup dancers. Anyway,…
By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014

Lady GaGa Didn’t Make A Song With R. Kelly. What Are You Talking About?

"Just a second, girl. Told that motherfucker I needed more bran..." When the Village Voice published its interview with Jim DeRogatis detailing the graphic and extensive nature of R. Kelly's alleged statutory rapes, almost everyone immediately asked what the fuck Lady GaGa was doing recording a song…
By: The Superficial / January 7, 2014

R. Kelly Responded To The Village Voice. Oh, Good.

Early Monday evening, a hole was blown into the Internet after the Village Voice published an interview with Jim DeRogatis that made it impossible to laugh away the severity of R. Kelly's numerous statutory rape accusations. It was a situation that most publicists would've advised their clients to let…
By: The Superficial / December 18, 2013

R. Kelly Isn’t Funny Anymore

Let me just start off by apologizing for the fact that up until yesterday, I've definitely been one of the numerous assholes who found R. Kelly fucking hilarious in a crazy person who constantly says and/or sings ridiculous shit kind of way. Not anymore. If you haven't seen or…
By: The Superficial / December 17, 2013

Are Kanye West & R. Kelly Having A Crazy-Off? Because Jesus Christ

I don't even know where to start here because in the past 24 hours both R. Kelly and Kanye West have spouted such spectacular horseshit that it's a miracle the people who heard it spoken aloud for the first time didn't scream in horror as their mind tore itself into two…
By: The Superficial / December 10, 2013

Benedict Cumberbatch Read The Lyrics To R. Kelly’s ‘Genius’ (Cleanup, Aisle Your Pants)

Here's Benedict Cumberbatch giving a dramatic reading of R. Kelly's "Genius" from the album Black Panties, and there's literally nothing more I need to say here because you should've clicked play seven words into the headline. Why are you even reading this? Why?! Fun Fact: Britain spent a good…
By: The Superficial / December 5, 2013

Oh, What’s That, Lady GaGa? You’re Marilyn Monroe And R. Kelly Is Obama?

MILEY CYRUS HAS A GIANT CAT PHOTO THAT ALSO WORKS AS A VAGINA JOKE. Get back in your egg. Photos: Getty…
By: The Superficial / November 25, 2013

Lady GaGa Made A Song With R. Kelly, Promoted It With Her Butt

Here's Lady GaGa's new single "Do What U Want" featuring R. Kelly. Which, as you can see, she decided to promote by having Terry Richardson shove a camera up her ass even though everyone knows Vagina Melvins are how you move units this quarter.
By: The Superficial / October 22, 2013

R. Kelly Got A Divorce Because Of ‘The Notebook’

"And so at the end of the movie, motherfucker from Drive's all old and shit, right? And his wife... *wipes tear* excuse me, y'all... his wife she got amnesia and don't even recognize him. And that's when I thought to myself, wait a minute, how is it I drop motherfuckin' roses out of a helicopter,…
By: The Superficial / July 5, 2012

R. Kelly Wants You To Shut Up

R. Kelly wrote an autobiography titled Soulacoaster: The Story of Me and with that news alone, I can wrap up this post and have officially destroyed your mind with awesome just from reading the word "Soulacoaster." Turns out, R. Kelly has done even more than that and released his first song "Shut…
By: The Superficial / November 11, 2011

Paris Hilton still has really gross knees and other news

- Billy Ray Cyrus wants Miley Cyrus to keep Tweeting. How else is going to buy that there sol-eed gold spittoon he's been fixin' to get? [Lainey Gossip] - Jon Gosselin and the paparazzi: BFFs. [PopEater] - Jessica Alba wears retarded shorts. [Drunke…
By: The Superficial / October 9, 2009

R. Kelly acquitted of all charges

R. Kelly has been acquitted of all 14 charges in his infamous child-pornography con golden shower case. It took the jurors less than a day of deliberation to find R. not guilty. The AP reports: Prosecutors had argued that a video tape mailed to the Chicago Sun-Times in 2002 showed Kelly engaged in graphic…
By: The Superficial / June 13, 2008

R. Kelly’s trial date finally set

After almost six years a date has been set for R. Kelly's child pornography case. Judge Vincent Gaughan decided not to revoke R. Kelly's bond when the singer missed a hearing on Wednesday because his tour bus was pulled over by the police. The judge has set a trial date of May 19, according…
By: The Superficial / December 21, 2007

R. Kelly’s bond may be revoked

R. Kelly had a warrant out for his arrest after he failed to show up yesterday for a scheduled hearing in his child pornography case. His tour bus was pulled over by the police causing the singer to miss his appearance. He finally made it into court today where the judge is considering revoking R.
By: The Superficial / December 20, 2007