Posts tagged "Queen Elizabeth"

No One Ever Suspects Her Majesty’s Photobomb

While this post doesn't directly involve Prince Charles, it does involve the vagina he was pulled from like a crying, squirming Excalibur, so close enough. *high fives Photo Boy* Here's Her Royal Majesty photobombing an Australian field hockey team this morning because somebody gave her an Iphone for her birthday, and…
By: The Superficial / July 24, 2014

Scotland Yard Received New Information on Princess Diana’s Death

"My mother, your Queen, clearly stated, "Exsqueeze me? Baking powder?" After narrowly surviving the Royal Car Seat scandal by the skin of their teeth, Buckingham Palace is once again being rocked by outrageuous innuendo after new information has surfaced in the untimely death of Princess Diana. It seems the former in-laws of some…
By: The Superficial / August 19, 2013

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Royal Cervix Has Been Breached!

And so, per royal decree some quietly whisper was born out of fear the child might encounter the music of a "Justin Bieber," the royal baby was instantly rocketed into space with specific instructions to colonize the moon in the name of England. The Americans never saw it coming. If you haven't heard the new…
By: The Superficial / July 22, 2013