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Alexander Skarsgard & Prince Harry Are Racing Each Other To The South Pole For Charity

Because there’s been a lot of nips, maybe vaginas and giant, store-bought breasts lately, I thought I’d take a minute to give the ladies some eye.. some eye.. hold on a second. – *reaches down, palms out baby, hands it to Photo Boy, whispers “No, no, the one behind Quiznos,” goes back to writing* -… More »

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Royal Cervix Has Been Breached!

And so, per royal decree some quietly whisper was born out of fear the child might encounter the music of a “Justin Bieber,” the royal baby was instantly rocketed into space with specific instructions to colonize the moon in the name of England. The Americans never saw it coming.

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The Taliban Are Trying To Kill Prince Harry

So remember when I joked about The Queen wanting some sort of “accident” to happen to Prince Harry after his naked party pics embarrassed the Royal Family? Uhhhh…

“We are using all our strength to get rid of him, either by killing or kidnapping,” Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid told Reuters by telephone from… More »

Lisa Vanderpump Insulted The Royal Penis

While Naked Prince Harry won hearts and minds the world over yesterday, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, British person and hottest old broad on that show Lisa Vanderpump was apparently not impressed and saw fit to insult the Royal Ginger Scepter of Small Winkyshire. TMZ reports:

Lisa was out in Beverly Hills… More »

So Who Wants To See Prince Harry Naked In Vegas?

“So.. have you noticed my brother going bald and I’m not?”
“I’m not playing strip Angry Birds with you, Harry.”

If you haven’t heard by now, Prince Harry was in Vegas over the weekend and not only got absolutely plastered playing “strip pool” with a bunch of random chicks he invited up… More »

Pippa Who?

“I want to thank you for this, my love. You see, my family didn’t appease the Nazis for me to grow up and have a wife whose arse is eclipsed by that of her sister. It’s simply not done. Like having a castle with teapots who don’t talk like Angela Lansbury and have little teacup… More »

Prince Harry makes another racist remark

Prince Harry is facing criticism again after allegedly making a racist remark to comedian Stephen K. Amos who performed for his father. Harry had been in trouble before for making a comment about a Pakistani officer in his army unit. This time he could’ve been making a joke but instead completely failed. Something… More »

Prince Harry & Chelsy Davy split

Prince Harry and his on/off girlfriend of five years Chelsy Davy have called it quits, according to News of the World:

Last night a senior source close to the prince confirmed the split and insisted the pair parted “amicably” because the relationship had, “simply run its course”.
Meanwhile Chelsy’s friends were rallying around her… More »

Prince Harry’s girlfriend learns the time-honored tradition of royal bikinification

These are pics of Prince Harry and his girlfriend Chelsy Davy vacationing on the island of Mauritius. Man, if I were in the royal family, I’d knight my own penis then chivalrously have my way with everything from Big Ben to the Queen of England. I mean, sure, Chelsy is alright, I guess. But does… More »

Prince Harry gets screwed by Drudge Report

Matt Drudge broke the news that Prince Harry was currently serving in Afghanistan. Prince Harry was really stoked to be fighting terrorists and thought it would honor his mom’s memory. Well, now he’s getting brought home because of the media coverage. I’m sure Prince Harry can’t wait to thank Matt Drudge with a… More »