Posts tagged "Prince George of Cambridge"

It’s The Royal Knickers, It Is

And so the royal Duchess of Cambridge did alight from her air carriage to show the young Prince George his expanding New Zealand empire where he would soon christen his Parliamentary Bird Flipping Regiment: Self Fornication Division. But first, the young prince had other matters at hand, namely using his psychic abilities to display the…

The Superficial / April 7, 2014

THE ROYAL CAR SEAT STRAPS ARE ALL WRONG! STOP THE INTERNET!

“I can’t flip anybody off in here! RELEASE YOUR KING AT ONCE.”
Some people might say this site is the worst possible type of blog imaginable, soul rotting, bullshit even, and those people would be mostly right except they’d be forgetting there’s still one step below me: Mommy blogs. Case in point: The arguments for…

The Superficial / July 25, 2013

Behold! The Royal Rugrat Has Been Named

First off, huge thanks to everyone in the comments yesterday for pointing out the Royal Baby was flipping everybody off. I fucking love this kid already. And now the little scoundrel has a name, according to People:
“The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are delighted to announce that they have named their son George Alexander

The Superficial / July 24, 2013